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I remember being a wee lad of six when I pulled myself up to the table for lunch.

As I pondered why I was eating bologna for the 1000th time I got up enough nerve to engage myself in a lighthearted discussion with my normally cold Mother.

Mom

Yes

I was wondering how I got my name

Well...

Is it because it's by birthday is so close to Christmas?

No

Saint Nick's day?

No

Well what then?

As a child I once had a dog named Nick

:mellow:

:huh:

:unsure:

:o

:angry:

What the fu...you named me after a dog!

Yes

Mom! how could you, after a dog!

Well.... I always liked that name

Oh God....

Do you want me to tell you about the time I gave Nick a bath and then put him in the oven to dry?

No....make it stop.....make it stop.....

Ok

Um, pass me that sharp knife,will ya?

Ok

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* waves wildly* Hiya Rert!! :D

... and levee... :console:

Don't fret too much about being named after the dog. Nick is a fine name. Imagine if it had been Fluffy, or Fifi, Cutiepie, or somesuch like that. School would've been soooo much fun.

:lol: Hi Lakey ! It's been too long since we've talked ! Hope you are healthy and happy love !

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... and levee... :console:

Don't fret too much about being named after the dog. Nick is a fine name. Imagine if it had been Fluffy, or Fifi, Cutiepie, or somesuch like that. School would've been soooo much fun.

Thanks Lakey, you always make me feel better :)

I do feel that my middle name-"Shithead" was a little out line. :mellow:

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I remember being a wee lad of six when I pulled myself up to the table for lunch.

As I pondered why I was eating bologna for the 1000th time I got up enough nerve to engage myself in a lighthearted discussion with my normally cold Mother.

Mom

Yes

I was wondering how I got my name

Well...

Is it because it's by birthday is so close to Christmas?

No

Saint Nick's day?

No

Well what then?

As a child I once had a dog named Nick

:mellow:

:huh:

:unsure:

:o

:angry:

What the fu...you named me after a dog!

Yes

Mom! how could you, after a dog!

Well.... I always liked that name

Oh God....

Do you want me to tell you about the time I gave Nick a bath and then put him in the oven to dry?

No....make it stop.....make it stop.....

Ok

Um, pass me that sharp knife,will ya?

Ok

Yelp me a river.

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Would you rather be a dog named after a human?

How would you like to be a dog with an IQ much higher than the average human, yet still have the uncontrollable urge to chase (in circles) after your own tail?

How would you like to be an artist but be limited to holding the paintbrush or drawing with your mouth?

How would you love conversing on the internet but be tortured having to type using this archaic QWERTY keyboard with my bare paws?

So, how do you like them golden apples, Mr. Nick? I could go on and on ...

The grass is NOT greener on this side of the fence. (In fact, it's yellowed and quite dead in many patches if you catch my drift).

- JAG, the dog who could do anything

p.s. Hang this as a reminder to yourself of how lucky

you are. And let's both be thankful we're not a pair of

squirrels. Everyone know they're a bunch of freaks.

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p.p.s. Putting a dog in the oven is very un-canine of you!!!

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Top 20 "Male" Dog Names

Max

Jake

Buddy

Bailey

Sam

Rocky

Buster

Casey

Cody

Duke

Charlie

Jack

Harley

Rusty

Toby

Murphy

Shelby

Sparky

Barney

Winston

I don't think you got reasons to complain....Buster. :D

Just one dog-gone moment there old boy, you missed THE dog name of all time!!!!! :D

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Yelp me a river.

music008.gif

Would you rather be a dog named after a human?

How would you like to be a dog with an IQ much higher than the average human, yet still have the uncontrollable urge to chase (in circles) after your own tail?

How would you like to be an artist but be limited to holding the paintbrush or drawing with your mouth?

How would you love conversing on the internet but be tortured having to type using this archaic QWERTY keyboard with my bare paws?

So, how do you like them golden apples, Mr. Nick? I could go on and on ...

The grass is NOT greener on this side of the fence. (In fact, it's yellowed and quite dead in many patches if you catch my drift).

- JAG, the dog who could do anything

p.s. Hang this as a reminder to yourself of how lucky

you are. And let's both be thankful we're not a pair of

squirrels. Everyone know they're a bunch of freaks.

Bull_Terrier_Dog_Art.jpg

p.p.s. Putting a dog in the oven is very un-canine of you!!!

Why thank you Jag. That was very deep and moving, you really made me think.

OOOOHHHH shit!!! here comes the Mailman! Pepper spray or no pepper spray today I'm gettin the ankle. :yay:

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* waves wildly* Hiya Rert!! :D

... and levee... :console:

Don't fret too much about being named after the dog. Nick is a fine name. Imagine if it had been Fluffy, or Fifi, Cutiepie, or somesuch like that. School would've been soooo much fun.

Awwww...see, I always think of Levee as a "cutiepie." :P

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Why thank you Jag. That was very deep and moving, you really made me think.

Oh, don't mention it, my friend. We can get over come these scars together.

And, remember the paradigm to live per my visionary vet/shrink Dr. Prescott ...

B - Be Somebody.

A - Act like Somebody.

R - React like Somebody.

K - Kollect your rewards.

OOOOHHHH shit!!! here comes the Mailman! Pepper spray or no pepper spray today I'm gettin the ankle. :yay:

Mailman? Where?

Woohoo!

Mailman!!

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Let me at 'em.

Me first.

Me first.

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