spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 OMG HE DIDN'T SAY "GOING DOWNTOWN". I just have sayings for certain things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Yes, and those sayings are not for someone of your alleged age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 No, you haven't. Wanna know why? IF YOU LIVED JUST FINE WITH IT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THIS SELF-SERVING, WHINY FUCKING THREAD ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T GET LAID. Actually, you are referring to his "happy new year" which is kinda abandoned. Sad truth is, he hijacked this poor and innocent thread instead and made it his whineland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 No, you haven't. Wanna know why? IF YOU LIVED JUST FINE WITH IT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THIS SELF-SERVING, WHINY FUCKING THREAD ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T GET LAID. Well my likes and dislikes have probably kept me form getting some action recently but i don't think any of it is unhealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 It's not unhealthy for me. I have lived perfectly fine with my likes and dislikes. You'd live finer if you'd take our advice. Now get your ass out there and eat a puss. And by the way, you don't do that with a knife and fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Well my likes and dislikes have probably kept me form getting some action recently but i don't think any of it is unhealthy. Well, you are alone in that assessment. And it's working wonders for you out there in dating-land, so keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Well my likes and dislikes have probably kept me form getting some action recently but i don't think any of it is unhealthy. Then stop fucking whining, get out there into the real world, or at least crawl back into that stinking pit that your own thread is, and stop polluting other people's topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Actually, you are referring to his "happy new year" which is kinda abandoned. Sad truth is, he hijacked this poor and innocent thread instead and made it his whineland. I didn't hijack anything. The thread is about everyone's relationship status or lack of and everyone gets into conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Yes, and any thread you get involved in inevitably winds up with a dozen people trying to shake some sense into you. See the pattern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I can't take any more of this. I'm out of here for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Noodle Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ok, after a little reading I've decided that spats must have mental problems or was molested by his parents or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ok, after a little reading I've decided that spats must have mental problems or was molested by his parents or something Why? I have likes and dislikes like anyone, what's wrong with that? Whoa, what happened!? I was channeling Spats there for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You'd live finer if you'd take our advice. Now get your ass out there and eat a puss. And by the way, you don't do that with a knife and fork. I have taken some of the advice. I gave out my number to a girl this weekend. Just waiting to hear from her. Hope, Hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 In all my years on Earth, I've never heard a man say he didn't want a blowjob. EVER. I've heard a couple say they didn't like eating at the Y, but they were silly, selfish pricks anyway. Oral sex is as intimate as you can possibly get without crawling through someone's digestive tract. It's a real turn-on! Youre telling me if a guy came up to you asking to give you a blow job you would't refuse? As an Italian, eating at the Y is strickly forbidden. Spats, don't worry, There is alot of guys who are not keen on the BJ thing. Im still am! But you kinda get use to it after awhile. When you get older, you start doing freakier things then going downtown and eating at the Y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Youre telling me if a guy came up to you asking to give you a blow job you would't refuse? As an Italian, eating at the Y is strickly forbidden. Uh, yeah I'd draw the line there. I should have specified WOMAN, but I thought that would be taken for granted. Homey don't play that shit. And I heard about the Italian thing on The Sopranos. But I'm mostly Irish/English, so it's OK here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I think we all should just wash our hands of Spats. See? The Department of Health says we should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im just breaking balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Uh, yeah I'd draw the line there. I should have specified WOMAN, but I thought that would be taken for granted. Homey don't play that shit. And I heard about the Italian thing on The Sopranos. But I'm mostly Irish/English, so it's OK here. Cybil Sheppard said Elvis didn't like to do it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I think we all should just wash our hands of Spats. See? The Department of Health says we should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Cybil Sheppard said Elvis didn't like to do it either. Your point being what, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Your point being what, exactly? That everyone thinks i am the only straight guy that does not like to do it. The King of Freaking Rock and Roll didn't like to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Cybil Sheppard said Elvis didn't like to do it either. Elvis had a lot of odd sexual habits and preferences, I wouldn't use him as any yardstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Elvis had a lot of odd sexual habits and preferences, I wouldn't use him as any yardstick. Wasn't he with Priscilla when she was 14 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Elvis had a lot of odd sexual habits and preferences, I wouldn't use him as any yardstick. That stuff was just written in tell all smut books. Most of it was crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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