spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I don't know if i should feel flattered or insulted that some people think i am not real. Believe what you want. I am a real guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I don't like going downtown or them going downtown. I am done with that. I tried it and let them do it and it was not as fun or hot as i thought it would be. I shouldn't have believed the hype. I am pretty easygoing with everything else. EVERYTHING? Like bondage? Food? Role-play? What was it you didn't like about fellatio? Maybe she didn't do it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 EVERYTHING? Like bondage? Food? Role-play? What was it you didn't like about fellatio? Maybe she didn't do it right. I just find it gross for obvious reasons. And it turned me off the girl who was doing it. No Bondage. No food, that would be gross. I can't stand it when people talk with their mouth full nevermind sex and food. Never done role playing. Sounds silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I don't like going downtown or them going downtown. I am done with that. I tried it and let them do it and it was not as fun or hot as i thought it would be. I shouldn't have believed the hype. ok,.. I stand corrected. I admit I was wrong. A few posts back I said I thought spats is real,.. but this quote proves I was wrong. No man.. and I do mean no man.. is against getting a blowjob from his girlfriend, wife, or date as it may be. He who says in his 20's "I'm done with that" (oral sex).. is a phoney. Extremely rare though they may be, I imagine there might be some men guys who don't like giving their women oral, but I've never heard of a man who doesn't like to be on the receiving end of oral. Erm,..unless of course he has some erectile dysfunction or something.. couldn't get it up or keep it up.. was laughed at.. and felt.. well.. rejected. spats,.. if you are real*,.. your issues run even deeper than I imagined. Therapy, dude... STAT! (that means "as soon as humanly fucking possible!") Best of luck, bud. * damned if I dont still think you are. LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Eating at the Y is a wonderful thing. And getting your nob gobbled is something most men PRAY for after being married a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I just find it gross for obvious reasons. And it turned me off the girl who was doing it. No Bondage. No food, that would be gross. I can't stand it when people talk with their mouth full nevermind sex and food. Never done role playing. Sounds silly. You mean to say you wouldn't find it hot if you came home from work and your girl was dressed up in a skimpy little French Maid's outfit or in a smokin' little black leather number?? What about loungerie(sp?), do you like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 ok,.. I stand corrected. I admit I was wrong. A few posts back I said I thought spats is real,.. but this quote proves I was wrong. No man.. and I do mean no man.. is against getting a blowjob from his girlfriend, wife, or date as it may be. He who says in his 20's "I'm done with that" (oral sex).. is a phoney. Extremely rare though they may be, I imagine there might be some men guys who don't like giving their women oral, but I've never heard of a man who doesn't like to be on the receiving end of oral. Erm,..unless of course he has some erectile dysfunction or something.. couldn't get it up or keep it up.. was laughed at.. and felt.. well.. rejected. spats,.. if you are real*,.. your issues run even deeper than I imagined. Therapy, dude... STAT! (that means "as soon as humanly fucking possible!") Best of luck, bud. * damned if I dont still think you are. LOL!! Dude i am serious. Just the thought of ever kissing her again turned me off after that. That's where i go to the washroom. Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 You mean to say you wouldn't find it hot if you came home from work and your girl was dressed up in a skimpy little French Maid's outfit or in a smokin' little black leather number?? What about loungerie(sp?), do you like that? The french maid outfit would be cool as long as she looked good in it. But not the leather. When you said role playing i thought you meant acting like someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 The french maid outfit would be cool as long as she looked good in it. But not the leather. When you said role playing i thought you meant acting like someone else. Well....Yeah! That's why she'd wear the outfit. To pretend. Unless she really is a maid...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Dude i am serious. Just the thought of ever kissing her again turned me off after that. That's where i go to the little boys room. Nope ok, spats. sure... whatever you say*. * is bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peppermint Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 In answer to this thread, free as a bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Well....Yeah! That's why she'd wear the outfit. To pretend. Unless she really is a maid...... I would be happy with just the outfit. She wouldn't have to use a french accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Well....Yeah! That's why she'd wear the outfit. To pretend. Unless she really is a maid...... spats: "ohh, baby,.. a little role playing, eh? That is soo hot! C'mere, baby,.. gimme some!!" her: "no, dumbass. This is the same outfit I wear to work every single day. Get away from me, I'm tired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 ok, spats. sure... whatever you say*. * is bull. I'm serious. I probably shouldn't have watched either. It's hard to look good doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I'm serious. I probably shouldn't have watched either. It's hard to look good doing that. That's when a women is at her best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 . imho spats is.. sadly enough.. real. he's been too consistent for too long to be pulling a gag,.. and he's too lacking in hostility or antagonism to be a genuine troll. Sure, he deserves a fair amount of ridicule.. but I think he also deserves our pity, empathy, compassion, support, and encouragement [even if we seem.. as it seems.. to be having absolutely no beneficial impact on him whatsoever]. Clearly the guy has major issues. Clearly the guy needs therapy/counseling. What he has for now is.. us. (doesn't bode well for him, does it? ) If you think about it, he's like the tinman, scarecrow, and cowardly lion.. all in one package. [scarecrow and cowardly lion, sure, you say.. but why the tinman? well.. because he's always stiff but he never gets to use his axe. ] afaic, he's one the most entertaining things going on around here these days. well,.. him and those who get all riled up about him! What a friggin hoot! anyway.. keep hammering away at the guy,.. but try to cut him some slack too. I don't think any of my likes and dislikes and stuff i don't like to do needs the attenton of a therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I realize that's the way it is most of the time. But WHY? Do they think they are that special? That the guy is below them? Have they been reading too many romance novels and soap operas? Has the media drilled it into their head that is the way it should be? I presume all of the above. i would rather be alone then be with a girl who's attitude is that it's the man' job. That's just a real negative way of thinking. That attitude will spread through the entire relationship. Me and a buddy were talking about it. Maybe i should make a compromise. I approach but i give my number to them and tell them they can call me if they are interested. so it lessens the rejection factor for me because they won't be rejecting me face to face and it puts the ball back in their court and up to them to call. One of my buddies who is going out with me tonight does not think it will work but i guess i will still give it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 If I realized I was sleeping with a man that didn't want to "go downtown" in either direction, I'D be done. There's no fun in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I just find it gross for obvious reasons. And it turned me off the girl who was doing it. No Bondage. No food, that would be gross. I can't stand it when people talk with their mouth full nevermind sex and food. Never done role playing. Sounds silly. Really? Nothing? Only hither and thither? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 My only guideline is, that when I get to the belly button and I know it's there I'm going back up! :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Man, what a thread this is! Ive been missing all the damn fun! So the question of the day is to go down or not to go down? All depends I guess. to each his/her own. Just make sure your partner is clean! Back to my Blue Moon. "Back to my Blue Moon" is like Nevermind. I was going to compare it to someone's siggy, but I really don't want to mention it... for my reasons. It's your tag line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 If I realized I was sleeping with a man that didn't want to "go downtown" in either direction, I'D be done. There's no fun in that. Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Hey Spats my man, how ya doin' you.... beachball.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I don't think any of my likes and dislikes and stuff i don't like to do needs the attenton of a therapist. you dont like to approach. you dont like to give your phone number. you dont like to ask for a phone number. you dont like to make the first call. you dont like to answer the first call. you dont like to go to weddings. you dont like giving oral sex. you dont like receiving oral sex. uhh.. help me out here, spats.. what exactly (if anything) do you like to do with a woman? ..sexually or otherwise. [answering this will be helpful.. for when you go to your first therapy session. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Spats, you're weirder than I thought. And I thought you were considerably weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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