noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You inspired me, mister Richard!!!! All the time, ALL THE TIME I HAVE BEEN GETTING IT FROM THE WRONG END! I SHALL RAISE AN ARMY OF CHAOS MINIONS AND BECAME THE DARK LORD OF CHAOS ITSELF!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Edited: Even Dark Lords make typos. You are scary So he is in the club now? And you're a vampire?! NOW I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You are scary So he is in the club now? And you're a vampire?! NOW I'm scared. Actually that chaos thing never worked due to my absentmindness So now I'm only a homeless vampire :'( (well I have a place to live but no castle and that counts as homeless for vampires) Um, this may sound stupid, or this conversation may have already been had. Has the actual Caption Thread been moved or deleted or something, because I can't find it. It's been missing for a few days, I don't know if its just my computers but I've even tried the search box for it and haven't had any luck. Any light anyone? Pulled by the mods for offensive content, they say. It's somewhere on previous pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Actually that chaos thing never worked due to my absentmindness So now I'm only a homeless vampire :'( (well I have a place to live but no castle and that counts as homeless for vampires) Pulled by the mods for offensive content, they say. It's somewhere on previous pages. Damn I hope you find a castle. I live in a castle Jealous, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Bah. Every single one is now occupied except for the ruins, which are protected by laws. Stupid taxmen, I had to sell mine so I had money to pay 600+ years of avoiding taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You can have my castle. I don't like it. Too spooky for me Because I'm going to live .... UNDER THE SEA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You can have my castle. I don't like it. Too spooky for me Because I'm going to live .... UNDER THE SEA! Thanks for the offer...but I have to have mine. The only thing I actually miss is my library, gatheret over six hundred years, dedicated to one single goal: Breaking my curse and finally putting my soul to rest, freeing myself from the mortal plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Thanks for the offer...but I have to have mine. The only thing I actually miss is my library, gatheret over six hundred years, dedicated to one single goal: Breaking my curse and finally putting my soul to rest, freeing myself from the mortal plane. Aww, why don't you buy the castle back? I'm sorry I have to go now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Aww, why don't you buy the castle back? I'm sorry I have to go now Eh, castle kinda...costs a lot and I'm a poor vampire. I have to rent my soulless minions to act in cheap horror movies to pay a rent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Um, this may sound stupid, or this conversation may have already been had. Has the actual Caption Thread been moved or deleted or something, because I can't find it. It's been missing for a few days, I don't know if its just my computers but I've even tried the search box for it and haven't had any luck. Any light anyone? Yeah, its been pulled for offensive material. This whole place has gone totally downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Hm, just a thought, if a caption thread would be recreated, now with some rules to make it clear from the topics mods don't like, would it be pulled as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Eh, castle kinda...costs a lot and I'm a poor vampire. I have to rent my soulless minions to act in cheap horror movies to pay a rent! Alright. You have minions? That's cool. Can I be your minion too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Well, in case you wanna lose your soul and be no longer in control of yourself, then you're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Well, in case you wanna lose your soul and be no longer in control of yourself, then you're welcome. Yay, sounds good to me. What should I do next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Damn, there's one aspect that I didn't consider. If you do it voluntarily, you'll have your free will etc etc etc...Thats kinda vicious circle, I'm afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 HA HA HA So I'm your minion but I can do whatever I like I promise to help you though my lord, or Chien Noir or the head vampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Technically, you're not even my minion Don't know who wrote the vampire rulebook but he's lucky he's long dead already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Damn. So I can't be your minion. WHat a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I think you need to get bitten to become an involuntary minion. I would have become one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I think I am quite a weird vampire. I made an onion+garlic soup for supper and it was vey very tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) You are straying away from your traditional vampire ways. You are neo-vampire . The prohibition of the garlic and onion from your traditional vampire society will eventually lead to secret pinpoint speakeasies everywhere, headed by you. Edited March 4, 2008 by DeepBlackZeppelin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Hey, I don't wanna start a revolution! I simply like those things though they're supposed to kill me (the garlic, at least) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Well, as long as it ain't killing ya :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chien Noir Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Well maybe that'd end that terrible curse, at leasr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Chien Noir, , would that make you human? I enjoy your vampire-hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70sPercy'sPet Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 What happened to the caption thread in the photos section?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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