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If Marv Albert can make a comeback, Tiger will be fine.

Oh, Tiger will be fine - not that I care either way - but how much of wuss will he be in the course of being apologetic?

I'd like to think it's not too late for him to stand on his front porch in a wife-beater t-shirt and insist "it wasn't me".

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We already knew he is a wuss. "Can you please take your name off your phone"? You're Tiger Woods and you're at the mercy of some floozy?!? C'mom, man. Don't you know about dump phones? The boy is a mess.

Seriously, though, who else is going to interview him, Larry freakin King? He's had what, 10 wives? I vote for Oprah, not because I like her, because I don't particularly, but she will ask him stuff. Maybe she could make him C R Y... :boohoo:

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Tiger "Wandering Eye" Woods


Yeah buddy. Tiger's compass lookin' to be pointing north northwest.

Just like a divining rod quivering for its oasis.

This is it for me, dammit!

No more Buicks.

No more Nike.

No more Gatorade.

And no more slutty cocktail waitresses.

Time for personal revaluation.

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I definitely doubt it. That is who he really is. He wants public approval so badly that he will try to maintain a favorable image, cut those are the ladies he craves, so his wife needs to be a distracting version of the hotties if she wants to keep it between just the two of them. Not only that but she gets to do his laundry and keep the kitchen clean. What more could a woman want?

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