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I had a dream last week that I was Alice Cooper's groupie in late 60's. Don't ask...

But it got me thinking...why don't we hear about groupies much anymore? They're not in the media like they were in the 70s, at least not as far as I know

But, look at the music industry now...

Any other thoughts?

(PS-Bret Michaels/Rock of Love/etc doesn't count, I'm talking about normal groupies, not reality stars)

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Because what passes for rock bands these days is about as sexy as a tennis ball can full of warm pasta?

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Nobody wants to talk about getting herpes.

Grou-erpes?

Looks like golfers have them too.

:D

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Its because of these BS bands that, once they get a contract with disney, go off and put out these pieces of crap songs, buy sparkly guitars, and sing like the 20 year old gay fags that they are, get labled( and accepted as) "rockstars".

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And as Pamela Des Barres says,None of those groupies, of any age, were victims. They were way more than willing and able to throw themselves on the Rock Stars!How could any headbanger resist? The groupies weren't "objects" in their mind, they were the INSTIGATORS!The more, the merrier. :lol:

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And as Pamela Des Barres says,None of those groupies, of any age, were victims. They were way more than willing and able to throw themselves on the Rock Stars!How could any headbanger resist? The groupies weren't "objects" in their mind, they were the INSTIGATORS!The more, the merrier. :lol:

Like the biker mamas.

All right!! Who wants their Red Wings? :P

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Thats definately been the change, sportsmen have replaced muscians as the biggest icons.

Just ask Wilt Chamberlain. :D

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I had a dream last week that I was Alice Cooper's groupie in late 60's. Don't ask...

But it got me thinking...why don't we hear about groupies much anymore? They're not in the media like they were in the 70s, at least not as far as I know

But, look at the music industry now...

Any other thoughts?

(PS-Bret Michaels/Rock of Love/etc doesn't count, I'm talking about normal groupies, not reality stars)

...Any questions?

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Kept this ole boy in port for 20+ years unsure.gif even though I'm straight AIDS doesn't discriminatedry.gif

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Kept this ole boy in port for 20+ years unsure.gif even though I'm straight AIDS doesn't discriminatedry.gif

However,

Transmission does.

Check the stats for 1)male to male tranfer vs. 2)female to male transfer. Also 3)male to female, 4)female to female.

You'll see a HUGE discrepancy for #2 and #4 as compared to the male gunner. ;)

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However,

Transmission does.

Check the stats for 1)male to male tranfer vs. 2)female to male transfer. Also 3)male to female, 4)female to female.

You'll see a HUGE discrepancy for #2 and #4 as compared to the male gunner. ;)

If you want to depend on stats to protect you good luck!

A lot of statistics get buried :rolleyes:

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If you want to depend on stats to protect you good luck!

A lot of statistics get buried :rolleyes:

Yes I will thank you. I depend on science more than scare tactics.

I also scientifically choose my mates, that emotional stuff wreaks havoc on the nervous system! :blink:

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I prefer to think of it as common sense and unless your British or Aussie the term "mates" is an oxy-moron because you should only have one mate!

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I prefer to think of it as common sense and unless your British or Aussie the term "mates" is an oxy-moron because you should only have one mate!

Aye Matey!

It takes uncommon sense however to navigate the primordial stew.

One mate at a time is my motto, but having a bird or two waiting in the bush is also an option I like to entertain. :D

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Aye Matey!

It takes uncommon sense however to navigate the primordial stew.

One mate at a time is my motto, but having a bird or two waiting in the bush is also an option I like to entertain. biggrin.gif

Knowing your true age might shed a little light on your thought processs, hope you don't forget to entertain this ideaohmy.gifLifestyles-Tuxedo.jpg

I may be in the sack with one of your girl friends this weekendbiggrin.gif

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I prefer,

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And I guess those women will be falling all over for you!

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:lol:

That brand fits me too snug <_<

I only need one, after all I've been through this year it's probably all I can handle.

Not quite at the top of my game yet and I want to live for a couple more decades :lol:

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Them tight rascal wrappers won't be slippin' off though even with the most vigorous workout!

You sure don't want any cooties sneakin' in through the edges. ;)

Now, where are all the groupies at? Cum one, cum all!

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