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Erm, not to offend you if you made it, but, it's not great, overloaded is an understatement! :blink:

Messy, difficult to read, poor photo's (most out of focus), too many colours, no clear links, wrong font and poor graphics. Not sure of the point of the blender render pics, no headers or sub headers and an irrelevant background and it doesn't fit flush to the page.

Apart from that, it's fine

try this to see how it should be done

http://www.nasa.gov/

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Erm, not to offend you if you made it...

Dude, suggesting that I may have made it offends me! dry.gif

OK, sometimes sarcasm may not translate well over the internet, so let me state this as plainly as possible: the link I posted is to the single most ghastly perversion of human aesthetics ever conceived. It is quite possibly the worst site in the entire history of the internet. It is becoming a viral hit as 'the worst website ever'. As one person put it, "Hell, if Myspace and a dead fish had a baby, the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this would look like the rear end of a dog". It shatters the bell curve, then shits on the spiky shards.

That site sucks shit. It's shitiness is so awe-inspiring that it must be shared.

Clear?

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Dude, suggesting that I may have made it offends me! dry.gif

OK, sometimes sarcasm may not translate well over the internet, so let me state this as plainly as possible: the link I posted is to the single most ghastly perversion of human aesthetics ever conceived. It is quite possibly the worst site in the entire history of the internet. It is becoming a viral hit as 'the worst website ever'. As one person put it, "Hell, if Myspace and a dead fish had a baby, the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this would look like the rear end of a dog". It shatters the bell curve, then shits on the spiky shards.

That site sucks shit. It's shitiness is so awe-inspiring that it must be shared.

Clear?

Ah, that went right over my head, :slapface::slapface::slapface:

now i feel like a right nob, phew i'm glad you said that haha, i think ill share it too

i like it now its that bad

(I wasnt suggesting you made it btw, i was covering my bases, oh and ive seen worse, ill post them)

I'm on a mission now to find worse

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Yes it is bad, reminds me of a deluxe box of crayons with too many pastels or my fishing tackle box with the rainbow of plastic worms.

Maybe bad by design? Seems to be getting lots of hits.

Makes me wonder.

good point, bad site loadsa hits, i must try that

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Looks like some mutant offspring of text-editor html and an old version of FrontPage having a drunken, LSD-laced one night stand.

That is truly abhorrent, and the links are all equally offensive in design.

It must surely rank among the absolute worst functioning website designs ever.

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good point, bad site loadsa hits, i must try that

Good idea and you must remember this is Panama City, Florida, on the eastern fringes of The Red Neck Rivieria.

Most red necks I know wear cover-alls to a Hootenanny, which is casual.

If the ocassion is formal, like a Sadie Hawkins Hoe-down, then ladies usually donn their best burlap Versace dresses and gents get decked out in a Rebel flag tee with spit-shined Broughans. Chewing tobacco checked at door.

All rag-a-muffins to the hay loft.

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