Wolfman Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Froma a review of her new biography: The bio commits a big sin for any book about porn, however — and that's that it's just not very sexy. Patrick spends an entire chapter on a stolen dog, for crissakes, and while I'm a dog lover, it's just not interesting and not what one is looking for in a book of this nature. Steinbeck, it ain't. It's the story of Linda Ann Hopkins, an introverted Montana-born, Fresno, Calif.-raised girl from a broken family whose life was changed by three things — a black-and-white photo of Marilyn Monroe (that she claims she saw in the '80s?), finding her dad's Playboy collection (most notably an issue featuring a model married to a rock star) and watching videos of other rock stars, including a shirtless Led Zeppelin, with her father. Through a series of circumstances, including a brief stint as a 14-year-old aspiring model in Japan, she ends up a porn superstar, one of her life ambitions. Later, she will become one of the industry's most financially successful entrepreneurs. Must be speaking about Robert (or the author thinks LZ is a person )!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led_Zeppelin_Chick Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I laughed at this for a good twenty minutes when i read it. Some people do think led zeppelin is the name of a guy in the band. It's happened to me with led zeppelin, aerosmith and boston. Some people just assume and it's not always the brightest idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdh Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 sex and drugs and rock and roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazedjeffy Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 What has she REALLY done to need a biography written about her???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators sam_webmaster Posted May 22, 2010 Administrators Share Posted May 22, 2010 I saw her backstage at the O2 show. I guess she's a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I saw her backstage at the O2 show. I guess she's a fan. She did appear on that VH1 "Super Group" show that Jason Bonham was on. Perhaps a friendship was struck and that's how she landed backstage. Or, it's because she's Tera Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 She did appear on that VH1 "Super Group" show that Jason Bonham was on. Perhaps a friendship was struck and that's how she landed backstage. Or, it's because she's Tera Patrick. Btw, she's in Philly this weekend at some strip joint (so is Jenna Haze). Not that I watch that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Wondering if there were any shakin' frames backstage. And the wheel rolls on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandu Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I saw her backstage at the O2 show. I guess she's a fan. I have a photo of me and her backstage at the o2. Had to ask her husband, the scary dude from Bio Hazard, if it was ok. It is virtually identical to my avatar (also taken back stage at the o2) only replace Jonsey with a porn star. I did have a fairly lengthy conversation with her and asked if she was a fan of Zeppelin or was just there for the spectacle. She said she was a fan. When I asked if she had a favourite song, she said she loves them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 I have a photo of me and her backstage at the o2. Had to ask her husband, the scary dude from Bio Hazard, if it was ok. It is virtually identical to my avatar (also taken back stage at the o2) only replace Jonsey with a porn star. I did have a fairly lengthy conversation with her and asked if she was a fan of Zeppelin or was just there for the spectacle. She said she was a fan. When I asked if she had a favourite song, she said she loves them all. Meaning she doesn't know shit. P.S. How hot is she in person? And could you post the photo? Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators sam_webmaster Posted May 22, 2010 Administrators Share Posted May 22, 2010 A thread on Tera Patrick is useless without pics, right? A friend took these (click thumbnails to view): 1) during Dazed and Confused 2) after the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 What has she REALLY done to need a biography written about her???? She's done quite a bit. Unfortunately, none of it with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Hi all, She's done quite a bit. Unfortunately, none of it with me. KB(or me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandu Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Meaning she doesn't know shit. P.S. How hot is she in person? And could you post the photo? Please. Here is the pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 Here is the pic. Thanks Dandu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandu Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Thanks Dandu. The "pleasure" was mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 What has she REALLY done to need a biography written about her???? About 8 big dudes at once. I actually read her biography. I was really surprised when she mentioned Zeppelin in it more than once. But I had no idea she was at the O2 show. I met her once at a Biohazard show. She didn't look like how I had expected... totally casual, no make up, hair in a ponytail. She seemed kind of shy actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Tera Patrick was married to a rock star--he's the singer of Biohazard--Evan Seinfeld, so I'm not too surprised that she said that she's "influenced" by Zeppelin. How is she influenced? Who knows...maybe the songs about "Custard Pies" excite her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I have a photo of me and her backstage at the o2. Had to ask her husband, the scary dude from Bio Hazard, if it was ok. It is virtually identical to my avatar (also taken back stage at the o2) only replace Jonsey with a porn star. I did have a fairly lengthy conversation with her and asked if she was a fan of Zeppelin or was just there for the spectacle. She said she was a fan. When I asked if she had a favourite song, she said she loves them all. You see there's the rub. The O2 show. Is this the show where to get a ticket you had to register and it was a "lottery" as to who got a ticket? "I love them all" Bollocks !! Just like that other no brained arrogant fuckwit Naomi Campbell who couldn't spell the bands name let alone sing a song she knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripmender Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 You see there's the rub. The O2 show. Is this the show where to get a ticket you had to register and it was a "lottery" as to who got a ticket? "I love them all" Bollocks !! Just like that other no brained arrogant fuckwit Naomi Campbell who couldn't spell the bands name let alone sing a song she knew That's the show, chillum - a.k.a. the 'Pet Sematary' gig The funny thing is that a significant proportion of the 'lottery winners' appear to have been Z-list celebs and poseurs. But I guess that's just the luck of the draw Back on topic: does Tera explain in her book why she decided to convert her perfectly serviceable natural breasts into a frankly comical 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'? Was Mr Seinfeld behind this catastrope, and if so, does she plan to reverse the op now that they are no longer an item? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Back on topic: does Tera explain in her book why she decided to convert her perfectly serviceable natural breasts into a frankly comical 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'? Was Mr Seinfeld behind this catastrope, and if so, does she plan to reverse the op now that they are no longer an item? I wouldn't be surprised at all if good ol' Evan was behind her boob op (and tattoo work). But she does say in the book that her decisions (regarding her tattoos anyways) weren't influenced by Evan. But I beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 I thumbed through the book at Borders. The shirtless person she is referring to is Jimmy during the bow solo in TSRTS. She's very honest throughout the book, but her confidence definitely borders on cockiness. I guess I would be too if every person I met wanted me sexually. Typical fucked up background where her dad was a big stoner and her mom actually punched her in the face when she was young. Kinda cool that she used to watch the TSRTS with her dad though. She's a hottie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripmender Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Her confidence definitely borders on cockiness. I guess I would be too if every person I met wanted me sexually. She's a hottie! She ain't all that. In her original form, despite being too tall and having enormous feet, she was quite attractive. But now she has hideous turn-off comedy pods, not to mention tatts on her leg which is a big no-no in my book. It never ceases to amaze me when naturally attractive women want to transform themselves into frankly laughable parodies of what they think men find sexy, and instead end up looking like crack skanks. I blame that knuckledragger out of Biohazard. Rock Star? My arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Z(oso) Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I can confirm she's a Zep fan, she hired us to play for her b-day party several years ago. Evan sat in on bass with us for a couple of tunes, too. Was a fun time, but a lot more tame than I thought it would be, considering her profession! She was actually very down to earth & friendly to us & 3 of our wives/girlfriends who went. After we were done playing, I came back in from loading my stuff into my car to find my girlfriend chatting with Ron Jeremy! I never let her live down that one! We ran into them after the O2 show as well, and Evan introduced us to Jason, which was great. So yeah, she might not be as die-hard as most on here, but she definitely appreciated going to the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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