docron Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 and i hate to say rap has grown on me a bit faster than country [same here]... [though the bulk of the allure i find with rap is the few artists who find new/unique ways to rhyme words]... [ref: Eminem in the late 90's] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCros13 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I am extremely obsessed with Led Zeppelin, and have just joined this forum today. I'm 15. I'm extremely jealous of my uncle who has been to six Zeppelin concerts... I sang CCR'S, "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" at a talent show a few nights ago (It was awesome.) I play keyboard by ear, and am currently teaching myself how to play, "No Quarter." The Dark Knight Rises movie was AMAZING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I am momentarily reading "Star Trek movie memories" by William Shatner on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-o-S-o Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 The internet. Gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I once received a Joint from John Martyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 - I was fucking a woman once, and her mom walked in - the mom was so disgusted with her daughter. To this day, I laugh my ass off over it - Another time, a woman's mother expected me to marry her daughter, because her daughter was sleeping in my bed every night...That didn't go over well with me.... - I once knocked over a Johnny on The Spot at a gig, and had no idea a fellow was in there having a shit, the look of panic on his face when he crawled out was really funny - In Grade 12, I hit on my french teacher, hoping she would sleep with me, but she reported me to the office for inappropriate talk... - One night I volunteered to be a designated driver for a mate of mine, well I got rear ended that night by a drunk, and totalled my buddy's limited edition sports car, I remember him bitching that he should have drunk and drive and nothing would have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagittarius Rising Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Ok, here is some crazy shit and you have to realize, I usually don't look for trouble but this was 20 years ago... I meet this whack-job girl who was the spitting image of Terri Garr at a rave. I took her back to my place and well, you know the rest. Anyway, we began to see each other for sex regularly and one time we were at her mothers house while the old bat was away. We just finished up a bit of the old in-out, in-out and I excused myself to use the johnny across the hall and remove my fluorescent blue condom in the toilet. Halfway down the hall I look and HUZZAHHH!!! There is her mother and two matronly old ladies sitting at the dining room table with coffee and staring at yours truly (naked except for blue condom hanging off partially flaccid member) in abject horror. I run like a raped ape into the crapper and slam the door. The mother starts screaming at my little dancing queen calling her a sex addict and asking how her fiance would like to know what she was up to. Meanwhile, me being cold, naked, and scared shitless and wondering how I was going to get out of this mess was shocked when the door opened up and my tight but loose honey threw in my clothes and told me to get dressed...were leaving! So, I had to do the perp walk of shame (fully clothed this time sans blue condom) past the Daughters of the American Revolution review squad before my freedom could be had. Now dear reader, this is the real good part... About two weeks later I am starting a masters level class for biological psychology when the professor walks in. Guess who the professor was???? Yep, the mother of my little suzie rotten crotch. She actually turned out to be quite nice and explained to me her daughter was a bit of a nympho so she held no ill will towards me, and I got an 3.9 for the class!!! Oh, and later (after about two months) I pawned her off to my good friend from high school who was on leave from the navy. They are now married with three great children and she no longer looks like Terri Garr, now she looks like Roseanne Barr with a mustache and we no longer talk since he has some deluded notion that I may still want to relive past glories. All I can say is the man must be blind, beside the fact I am married, I do have standards, and with the way she looks these days I am afraid she may sport a bigger dick than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-o-S-o Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The latest stories are awesome. Made me think about this: http://mrhedlund.com/2011/10/09/neal-cassady-letter-that-inspired-the-style-of-on-the-road/ Just ctrl-f for "so fast did this old bat come in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 What is that - a portable toilet?. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 What is that - a portable toilet? If so, they take some knocking over...not the kind of thing you'd accidentally stumble into & knock over, lol. When I was working on a building site during summer hols at Uni, whenever anyone used the porta-shithouse, we used to take it in turns to lob half-bricks & other debris at the shack. I was a victim of it myself several times, and the noise inside was both shocking and deafening. But the best times were whenever the mechanical digger was there, digging foundations or whatever. Whenever the driver saw someone enter the porta-shitter & not come out after say 20 seconds, he'd stop whatever he was doing, roar over to the crapper, and start rocking it back & forth with the digger bucket. Awesome. I called a friend of mine who works in the trades to do that at his building site, he laughed and told me he would explain how it worked out. Thanks for passing that one on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickagain98 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I was born without my pinkie toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangles Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 little suzie rotten crotch Even funnier ............. 'Suzie' is the name of my ex husband's new girlfriend. So every time I hear her name mentioned, i'm going to automatically think of "Little Suzie Rotten Crotch" :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I'm about to get laid in the next 60 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangles Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 The name "Rotten Crotch" seems to have caught on ...... hahahahahaha You may have a lot to answer for Saggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagittarius Rising Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Even funnier ............. 'Suzie' is the name of my ex husband's new girlfriend. So every time I hear her name mentioned, i'm going to automatically think of "Little Suzie Rotten Crotch" :hysterical: I am glad to be of assistance. Truth be told, anyone on this board who is an ex-Marine, had this little notion drilled into him during basic training and later during SERE as well (a real nice touch to really bring the point home on that one). Nothing like being 17 years old and away from home for the first time in an alien environment and have a drill instructor mention day after day how your best friend "Jody" is at home banging your girlfriend "little Suzie rotten crotch" back home while you are busting your hump in basic...Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Just to reiterate... Rotten crotch. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Just to reiterate... Rotten crotch. That is all. What did you do with Dancing Avacado? You think you can fool us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetleron Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I was born without my pinkie toe. both?......do you have thumbs on your feet like a monkey?.....that might explain it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 What did you do with Dancing Avacado? You think you can fool us? Hey I gave the guy credit when I changed it... I think it was in the Photos thread or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sickagain98 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Beetleron, nope. just missing one. And my hands are normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyHendrix Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 ^^That is really weird. I cannot imagine only having 19 phalanges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetleron Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'm about to get laid in the next 60 minutes see you back in about sixty minutes and five seconds....... go get her Chuckieeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Dounim Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I'm here because I like Led Zeppelin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 One computer is setup on energy deals, one laptop is setup on Led Zeppelin, and one "smart" phone bounced around between 4 other sites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeppMan93 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'm 19 I wouldn't be a musician/play drums if I didn't hear Bonzo's drums I'm addicted to Iced Tea and music Did I mention that I was a major Zeppelin fan? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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