yahyoubetcha Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 This test helps you determine whether or not your going to hell. Yah, me too. To the max. Some questions that give you pause though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Rearrange The Letters DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushy cat Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Q. What do you call Mary-Kate Olsen with a vaginal infection? A. A quarter-pounder with cheese. Q. What do you call a Mexican girl girl with a vaginal infection? A. A puffy bean and cheese taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 This test helps you determine whether or not your going to hell. phew! Thought I was for sure going straight to hell. But I think the fact that I have never tried drugs saved me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 According to that test, I am solidly NOT going to hell. Good to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bong-Man Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafnagud9 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hmm... well, so three women are visiting their ObGyn and sitting in the waiting room chatting about this & that when the first lady declares she knows she'll give birth to a boy because she conceived standing; the second states she's sure of a girl because she conceived lying under the father; the third woman quietly shrieks, bites her knuckle and then explains to her confused companions, "I'm having puppies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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