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THANK YOU AUSTRALIA, FOR....

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Kevin "Bloody", Wilson I was given a couple of tapes by some Australians when we worked in a pub in Newquay, Cornwall in the 1980sl.....Born again Pisstank is absolutely hilarious.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srpuEf5GQmM

sorry about the ad....

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6VEJKd1aA&feature=related

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Thanks for them' the albums I was given are on cassette and there are no titles for any of the songs on them , so I just made up my own, eg, Hey Santa Claus, Rootin in the Yute,Do you fuck on first date,and I was there I ought to know.... with the classic line "and the mayor of Hiroshima said What the fuck was that" plus many others.

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Kevin "Bloody" Wilson is touring the UK, he's not coming to Liverpool but he is going to Southport which is not too far away, I hope I can get a ticket.

Joe,did you go to see him?

It'd be worth it.

Rules for Kicking Arse:

Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #10

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great country has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military...

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem- kick their arse.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the Australian Flag in protest - kick their arse.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make Australia great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their arse.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing dress uniforms or Jungle Fatigues (DPCUs), telling others that you used to be SAS. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your arse kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an arse-kicking (children are exempt).

6. Next time the Australian Flag passes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. This includes arrogant politicians who think someone may be offended. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe arse-kicking.

7. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*),'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your arse kicked.

8. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its arse kicked.

9. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND GIRT BY SEA, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE AND HONOURABLE!

If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!

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Joe,did you go to see him?

It'd be worth it.

Rules for Kicking Arse:

Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #10

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great country has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military...

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem- kick their arse.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the Australian Flag in protest - kick their arse.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make Australia great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their arse.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing dress uniforms or Jungle Fatigues (DPCUs), telling others that you used to be SAS. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your arse kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an arse-kicking (children are exempt).

6. Next time the Australian Flag passes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. This includes arrogant politicians who think someone may be offended. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe arse-kicking.

7. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*),'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your arse kicked.

8. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its arse kicked.

9. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND GIRT BY SEA, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE AND HONOURABLE!

If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!

:yesnod::goodpost:

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:yesnod::goodpost:

:beer::)

No I'm afraid I didn't, when my wife tried to get tickets for me online, they were sold out,never mind

Maybe next time.

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ANZAC Day - 25th April 2013

They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.

Lest we forget.

Dawn service for me this morning.

DawnserviceTuross2013_zpsb5ef2e9f.jpg

Lest we forget.

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^ Nice ^.

Lest we forget.

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^^^^ Very Moving.

My eyes have welled up with emotion many times already today ........ you just made it one more time.

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wonderful pics, whoopie.

that ode always gives me shivers, ever since i was a little kid at school.

hope all the diggers had a great day of friendship and memories.

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i hope you visit me when you do!

:)

Of course I will! :)

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I second that!

Aw, you guys are so nice, I would love to! :)

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