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What? you're an Extraterestrial? :blink:

Kind Regards, Danny

maybe i am ........

nah, i was just having a joke ( like you do ), as you have written "chose " ( past tense ) instead of " choose " ( present tense ), in the heading. ( i know it was just a typo ).

and also because , as you know, i also believe that they have indeed already visited us in the past. :)

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maybe i am ........

nah, i was just having a joke ( like you do ), as you have written "chose " ( past tense ) instead of " choose " ( present tense ), in the heading. ( i know it was just a typo ).

and also because , as you know, i also believe that they have indeed already visited us in the past. :)

Thanks Slave, my typo has been corrected, by an Aussie, oh the ignomy. :o

Kind Regards, Danny

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Australia.

It doesn't seem like anybody bothers you there and it seems like a nice place to live. If I were alien that would be my choice.

It sure as hell wouldn't be the United States. Who needs the aggravation?

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so dan, why did you start this thread? :unsure:

Hi Slave,

I have just been watching some Sci-Fi programme and the thought just came to me, where would they choose to live and why, you already know what answer i would give but i wanted to find out what all you guys thought.

Kind Regards, Danny

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Hi Slave,

I have just been watching some Sci-Fi programme and the thought just came to me, where would they choose to live and why, you already know what answer i would give but i wanted to find out what all you guys thought.

Kind Regards, Danny

no i don't, enlighten me.

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no i don't, enlighten me.

ENGLAND of course. :D

WHY? Because we are less Racist than most other countries, because we would give them free housing, free dole money, free health care, have a temperate climate,and if they wanted to work we would make provisions by not employing our own people, we are such a nice race are we not? how could they not want to live here? :)

Unless they are Reptillians, then i think they would want to live in Florida. :o;):lol:

Kind Regards, Danny

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ENGLAND of course. :D

WHY? Because we are less Racist than most other countries, because we would give them free housing, free dole money, free health care, have a temperate climate,and if they wanted to work we would make provisions by not employing our own people, we are such a nice race are we not? how could they not want to live here? :)

Unless they Reptillians, then i think they would want to live in Florida. :o;):lol:

Kind Regards, Danny

:rolleyes:

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ENGLAND of course. :D

WHY? Because we are less Racist than most other countries, because we would give them free housing, free dole money, free health care, have a temperate climate,and if they wanted to work we would make provisions by not employing our own people, we are such a nice race are we not? how could they not want to live here? :)

Unless they are Reptillians, then i think they would want to live in Florida. :o;):lol:

Kind Regards, Danny

So you are "less racist", yet comment on how if they wanted to work you would make provisions by employing them over your "own people" and how you are such a "nice race" (as opposed to country). I assume you're being ironic, because this statement is dripping with racism and contradiction.

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So you are "less racist", yet comment on how if they wanted to work you would make provisions by employing them over your "own people" and how you are such a "nice race" (as opposed to country). I assume you're being ironic, because this statement is dripping with racism and contradiction.

Very, and its all perfectly true i kid you not but i'm not getting in to a "Racism" arguement again if thats what you're trying for. ;)

Regards, Danny

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Johannesburg, South Africa. District 9. Although these Extra-Terrestrials were not Extra-Terrestrial Humans, these ET's were Prawns. Why "they" chose Johannesburg, South Africa, I have no idea since the Prawns were relegated to what looked like "shanytowns" and landfills.

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Hi All,

Is it safe to bump this topic?

So what would happen if the Lizardmen came in peace?

How would we react and treat them?

Would we go down the same road as we have done in the past?

What if they befriended a third world country with Cosmic Technology?

What if they said "Islam" is the true religion, who would convert?

What if they said Jimmy Page was God, would we all reject Eric? :o

Regards, Danny

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I honestly have a feeling that if a race of aliens landed here, humanity wouldn't have much of a choice regarding where they wanted to live. You have to figure if they have technology that enabled them to travel millions of light years to get here in the first place, they'd care what we thought?

My guess is they wouldn't know what "racism" meant either, or would care. If it makes you feel better though Mattmc, pontificate all you'd like. I just hope they don't atomize you into oblivion in the process.

If humanity lasted a week after an alien landing, we'd be asking them where they wanted us to live I think.

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so dan, why did you start this thread? :unsure:

I think it is another exaample of Dan's sheer brilliance! And I am serious. They would not chose Buffalo I am quite sure. Unless they had some fascination of Niagra Falls. If their bodies could equally tolerate cold and heat that would be the difference maker. That and whether or not they liked water. They would probably look at the pyramids and wonder what the hell is that? Perhaps be too trusting of a Grizzly bear or a Lion in Africa and not know there are sharks in the water. All things considered my vote goes to Hawaii I guess. If they love the cold, Antarctica.

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I think it is another exaample of Dan's sheer brilliance! And I am serious. They would not chose Buffalo I am quite sure. Unless they had some fascination of Niagra Falls. If their bodies could equally tolerate cold and heat that would be the difference maker. That and whether or not they liked water. They would probably look at the pyramids and wonder what the hell is that? Perhaps be too trusting of a Grizzly bear or a Lion in Africa and not know there are sharks in the water. All things considered my vote goes to Hawaii I guess. If they love the cold, Antarctica.

Now now Silver, a Brilliant Scientist once told me that a Brilliant Person will always play down his/hers Brilliance, just look at our Jimmy in interviews, so i say this to you with all sincerity, "I AM NOT BRILLIANT" i am but a small spark in a sea of dark matter. :D In the land of the Blind the one eyed man is King, "Oi Oi me hearties fly the Skull and Crossbones and draw up the Anchor for i want that ship, ah ahhh"

I do believe that Aliens, if favourably pro human, would plot up in or close to London, even if only for the West End Night Life, they might find the diversity to their inquisitive minds attractive to the point of addiction. I just hope they dont develope a taste for Cockney Flesh, i know it would taste diverse as we eat Indian, Chineese, Afro-Carribean as well as Jellied Eels and Pie and Mash, mustn't forget Kebab and Fish and Chips as well, i bet we taste real nice, better than the Jocks who taste of Whisky, Porridge and Deep Fried Mars Bars. :blink::lol:

Thanks for the Biggy Up mate, the checks in the past, Regards, Danny

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I honestly have a feeling that if a race of aliens landed here, humanity wouldn't have much of a choice regarding where they wanted to live. You have to figure if they have technology that enabled them to travel millions of light years to get here in the first place, they'd care what we thought?

My guess is they wouldn't know what "racism" meant either, or would care. If it makes you feel better though Mattmc, pontificate all you'd like. I just hope they don't atomize you into oblivion in the process.

If humanity lasted a week after an alien landing, we'd be asking them where they wanted us to live I think.

i've often tried to imagine a scenario where i turn on the radio/tv/internet and find out that contact has been made.

i reckon the entire world would just stop.

i mean everything would change, never to be the same again.

hopefully in a GOOD way. :unsure:

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i've often tried to imagine a scenario where i turn on the radio/tv/internet and find out that contact has been made.

i reckon the entire world would just stop.

i mean everything would change, never to be the same again.

hopefully in a GOOD way. :unsure:

Hi Slave,

And thats why the authorities havent or wont ever tell us, we could have Green Bug Eyed Neighbours and they would still deny any contact has happened and put the Green Colour down to a Mutant Strain of DNA. :blink:

Kind Regards, Danny

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Hi Slave,

And thats why the authorities havent or wont ever tell us, we could have Green Bug Eyed Neighbours and they would still deny any contact has happened and put the Green Colour down to a Mutant Strain of DNA. :blink:

Kind Regards, Danny

yep, they would keep it under wraps if they could.

but i was talking about if , oh i don't know, a massive ship just landed right in the middle of a city, or some such. you know, like it couldn't be hushed up. that's when i think the world would stop. because there would be no maybes anymore.

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