Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Of course there is a differance. He is probably a close minded fool that views alcohol as devil juice. I carry a tipple of devil juice in a special leather flask tucked in my cod sack. Bitch. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 hahaha. I guess I am one of a few that actually understand what you meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, how the hell do I get through high school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donteatpoop Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk; Are you an asshole all the time, just when it serves your purposes, or does it always serve your puposes? Please exlpain. -poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, how the hell do I get through high school?High school sucks, even for those that think it's good. They eventually realize what a bunch of bullshit it all is. What are you worried about? Academic performance? Fitting in socially? There could be a million differant things. Elaborate some more, and maybe you'll get a better answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*eviljane* Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, What is MSG, and why does Chinese food have so much on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Does God have feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk; Are you an asshole all the time, just when it serves your purposes, or does it always serve your puposes? Please exlpain. -poop Hey kids! It's never a good idea to eat poop. Poop is your friend! Why, if you didn't Poop, you would be able to enjoy all those delicious and healthy things you eat! But Poop isn't one of them. Poop is your tummy's way of saying "yum" after it's had tummy fun! So remember to wash your hands after you poop! Your friend, Poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) Does God have feet? I'll take this one, DRUNK. Yes, bigdickbozo, God has feet. Beautiful lotus feet. Which are most proper to worship. Ask any Hindu. ~666 PS - are you a dumbass by trade ... or is it a hobby? Edited December 14, 2007 by Old Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, What is MSG, and why does Chinese food have so much on it? Since you're sleeping your hangover off ... I'll take this one: eviljane ... Umami ( 旨み、旨味, うまみ, Umami?) is one of the proposed five basic tastes sensed by specialized receptor cells present on the human tongue.[1] The same taste is also known as xiānwèi (traditional Chinese: 鮮味; simplified Chinese: 鲜味) in Chinese cooking. Umami is a Japanese word meaning "savory" or "meaty" and thus applies to the sensation of savoriness—specifically, to the detection of glutamates, which are especially common in meats, cheese and other protein-heavy foods. The action of umami receptors explains why foods treated with monosodium glutamate (MSG) often taste "fuller". That was a very un-entertaining question. You need to buck up and do better. Thanks for your cooperation. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) Dear Drunk; Are you an asshole all the time, just when it serves your purposes, or does it always serve your puposes? Please exlpain. -poop You seem to be stepping on Poop. You, sir, and a charletan and knave. Perhaps you should crawl back up the dog's ass from which you came? Thanks so much. ~666 Edited December 14, 2007 by Old Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Since you're sleeping your hangover off ... I'll take this one: eviljane ... Umami ( 旨み、旨味, うまみ, Umami?) is one of the proposed five basic tastes sensed by specialized receptor cells present on the human tongue.[1] The same taste is also known as xiānwèi (traditional Chinese: 鮮味; simplified Chinese: 鲜味) in Chinese cooking. Umami is a Japanese word meaning "savory" or "meaty" and thus applies to the sensation of savoriness—specifically, to the detection of glutamates, which are especially common in meats, cheese and other protein-heavy foods. The action of umami receptors explains why foods treated with monosodium glutamate (MSG) often taste "fuller". ~666 Also, food that sits for a bit before being served to the eventual consumer often has MSG added because it helps foods retain flavor, and leafy greens and the like don't wilt like Scratch on a red wine and Snow Patrol bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ... don't wilt like Scratch on a red wine and Snow Patrol bender. I found that mildly amusing, EGG. However, the sharpness of your wit cuts not unlike your flaccid shrinkie-dink penetrates. Not very deeply. Indeed. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 perhaps a new thread title is in order, eh? "Ask the DRUNK for advice ..and Old Snatch will answer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 perhaps a new thread title is in order, eh? "Ask the DRUNK for advice ..and Old Snatch will answer." That'a not a question, Kermit. That is a suggestion. We do not recognize suggestions. Stupid or otherwise. Get with the program, Jack. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 are you a dumbass by trade ... or is it a hobby? Some hobbies are dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Some hobbies are dumb. I think you should go pro. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I think you should go pro. ~666 I do own a set of nice clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donteatpoop Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) You seem to be stepping on Poop. You, sir, and a charletan and knave. Perhaps you should crawl back up the dog's ass from which you came? Thanks so much. Oh mighty all knowing Drunk Is it a common tactic to avoid answering the question posed to you, or have you not yet accept your own personal assholery? It is nothing to be ashamed of, many of us are assholes; myself included. Stay strong, I'm sure you'll come out alright. -poop Edited December 14, 2007 by donteatpoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) Oh mighty all knowing Drunk Is it a common tactic to avoid answering the question posed to you, or have you not yet accept your own personal assholery? It is nothing to be ashamed of, many of us are assholes; myself included. Stay strong, I'm sure you'll come out alright. -poop Dear Craphole, I am not DRUNK. You, sir, are most obviously a fucktard. You may now lick the veiny portal which birthed you ... located smartly betwixt my pasty white buttcheeks and south of your favorite tea. You're welcome. ~666 Edited December 14, 2007 by Old Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donteatpoop Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 You may now lick the veiny portal which birthed you ... located smartly betwixt my pasty white buttcheeks and south of your favorite tea. Are you saying we're related, scratch? Are you my mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) Are you saying we're related, scratch? Are you my mother? Son? Is that you? ~666 Edited December 14, 2007 by Old Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, I fit into high school well, socially. But, academically, I am in a plummet faster than a rock down a cliff. So, how in the hell do I get through that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dear Drunk, I fit into high school well, socially. But, academically, I am in a plummet faster than a rock down a cliff. So, how in the hell do I get through that. Dear DBZ. I'm standing in for DRUNK. He's too DRUNK to answer right now. So I have declared myself his proxy. natch. So ... back to your query ... Well, dear, it's a good thing that you are good-looking, because you have no recourse but to drop out of school, get married and have a bunch of babies. I mean, it's not like you're not good for SOMEthing... You're welcome. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I found that mildly amusing, EGG. However, the sharpness of your wit cuts not unlike your flaccid shrinkie-dink penetrates. Not very deeply. Indeed. ~666 Of course you found it only "mildly amusing".....most things are only mildly amusing in the morning hours, unless of course you lead a sexless existence, then you've just been up too much longer than the rest of us. The "flaccid" penis penetrates nothing....it is the penis infused with blood that holds the necessary amount of rigidity needed to penetrate even the weakest form of resistance. I'm going hope that you're just having an off day, or that you're a bass player. ~777 777? I win!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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