jabe Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 They should indeed combine the last centuries' cliche's then........... Imagine, Flea plays again being nekkid, he plays the opening notes of Dazed and confused Jimmy joins him as soon as the guitar part begins. Jimmy wears only a tennis shoe to cover his peelieweelie..........and the crowd goes NUTS. When the violin bow section begins, Jimmy magickally pulls out a red snapper and slaps Flea's ass......... (we leave the rest open to the filthier minds here...........like Flea looking very dazed and confused after something like insertion etcetera) (No real fish were hurt while writing this) (How low can you go?) (Hmmmmmmmm.....very very low indeed) Srcrew the socks. Let the Peppers don the socks. Jimmy would be dangling panties and bras off his talleywacker that lusting chicks would heave onto the stage. He would do a wardrobe change after each song. He would use a pair of lace stockings instead of a violin bow, to achieve a unique 'screeching" wail. One end of the stockings held in his mouth, the other end in his hand. This can go much lower, you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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