Dear Mr. Jimmy Page

[Bingo]

Please tour, you are loved and admired by many.

Thanks, signed.....millions of people

[Strider]

Dear millions of people,

I'm sorry but I'm tired and would rather sit on my cozy couch munching on crisps and watch Top Gear on the telly.

In rhe meantime, I suggest you go check out that kid Jack White...or see my buddy Jeff Beck the next time the bloke's in town.

Ack, I'm dripping sauce down my shirt. Now where's that remote?

Regards, Jimmy

[Justfred]

Dear millions of people,

I'm sorry but I'm tired and would rather sit on my cozy couch munching on crisps and watch Top Gear on the telly.

In rhe meantime, I suggest you go check out that kid Jack White...or see my buddy Jeff Beck the next time the bloke's in town.

Ack, I'm dripping sauce down my shirt. Now where's that remote?

Regards, Jimmy

That was a great mock Strider. LOL

[Strider]

That was a great mock Strider. LOL

Thanks Justfred! Sorry if anyone was offended. I am stuck in traffic and just couldn't resist.

[Texas Melanie]

Highly offended Strider! Especially since I was the cause of his sauce dripping. ;-))

[reswati]

Highly offended Strider! Especially since I was the cause of his sauce dripping. ;-))

You naughty lemon squeezer, leave his zeppelin alone!

[Wolfman]

You forgot to mention how you are pushing photos of yourself for only $7000.

[LivingLovingHeartbreaker]

Can I be the light to your shade?

[april_lynn]

Please tour, you are loved and admired by many.

Thanks, signed.....millions of people

Yes, please do! And please bring your whips!

Love, April

[reswati]

Yes, please do! And please bring your whips!

Love, April

April gets kinky in May, hehe.

[april_lynn]

April gets kinky in May, hehe.

Any time of year for Mr. Jimmy Page!