ApacheYawner Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I wrote this "letter" putting all (or almost all) of Led Zeppelin song titles a few years ago. I previously posted this in another fan web site.See how many song titles you can identify in this letter: Friends, how many more times are we going to go through the wearing and tearing of a communication breakdown? I'm dazed and confused! I'm gonna crawl to the houses of the holy, over the hills and far away. Hey, hey what can I do? I feel like Moby Dick, a fool in the rain without a living, loving maid to give me a whole lotta love. Darlene, your time is gonna come in the evening and in the light. You shook me with your Bron-y-Aur stomp, leaving me trampled under foot. I can't quit you baby. Baby come on home. We're gonna groove to the rain song, immigrant song, the lemon song and the wanton song. The song remains the same. It's nobody's fault but mine, ozone baby. The black country woman and her black dog are ten years gone with the hots on for nowhere. It's what is and what should never be. I'm going to California on the south bound Suarez night flight, over the black mountain side on the misty mountain hop to search for the stairway to heaven and our d'yer mak'er. That's the way to the Kashmir of our good times and bad times. I'm sick again with no quarter left in the battle of evermore. I dream of the ocean and being down by the sea side in my time of dying. Babe I'm gonna leave you in the crunge again when the levee breaks. Boogie with Stu and think of our dancing days out on the tiles. Since I'm loving you, make it a celebration day and not a heartbreaker for your life. Don't settle for tea for one; have four sticks of hot dog, a custard pie and tangerine at the Royal Orleans on Walter's Walk near the candy store rock. Rock and roll on the carouselambra with its gallows pole in the center. Don't forget to take your hats off to Roy Harper, the rover and his travelling riverside blues. And thank you for allowing me to ramble on and bring it on home. All my love, Poor Tom - the bonzo's montreux on his achilles last stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Very clever...I liked it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led_Rock_Hard Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Great job with this! It was a fun read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureRockStar3 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I wrote this "letter" putting all (or almost all) of Led Zeppelin song titles a few years ago. I previously posted this in another fan web site.See how many song titles you can identify in this letter: Friends, how many more times are we going to go through the wearing and tearing of a communication breakdown? I'm dazed and confused! I'm gonna crawl to the houses of the holy, over the hills and far away. Hey, hey what can I do? I feel like Moby Dick, a fool in the rain without a living, loving maid to give me a whole lotta love. Darlene, your time is gonna come in the evening and in the light. You shook me with your Bron-y-Aur stomp, leaving me trampled under foot. I can't quit you baby. Baby come on home. We're gonna groove to the rain song, immigrant song, the lemon song and the wanton song. The song remains the same. It's nobody's fault but mine, ozone baby. The black country woman and her black dog are ten years gone with the hots on for nowhere. It's what is and what should never be. I'm going to California on the south bound Suarez night flight, over the black mountain side on the misty mountain hop to search for the stairway to heaven and our d'yer mak'er. That's the way to the Kashmir of our good times and bad times. I'm sick again with no quarter left in the battle of evermore. I dream of the ocean and being down by the sea side in my time of dying. Babe I'm gonna leave you in the crunge again when the levee breaks. Boogie with Stu and think of our dancing days out on the tiles. Since I'm loving you, make it a celebration day and not a heartbreaker for your life. Don't settle for tea for one; have four sticks of hot dog, a custard pie and tangerine at the Royal Orleans on Walter's Walk near the candy store rock. Rock and roll on the carouselambra with its gallows pole in the center. Don't forget to take your hats off to Roy Harper, the rover and his travelling riverside blues. And thank you for allowing me to ramble on and bring it on home. All my love, Poor Tom - the bonzo's montreux on his achilles last stand 1. Friends 2. How Many More Times 3. Wearing and Tearing 4. Communication Breakdown 5. Dazed and Confused 6. Houses of the Holy 7. Over the Hills and Far Away 8. Hey, Hey What Can I Do 9. Moby Dick 10. A Fool in the Rain 11. Living Loving Maid 12. Whole Lotta Love 13. Darlene 14. Your Time Is Gonna Come 15. In the Evening 16. In the Light 17. You Shook Me 18. Bron-Y-Aur Stomp 19. Trampled Under Foot 20. I Can't Quit You Baby 21. We're Gonna Grove 22. The Rain Song 23. The Immigrant Song 24. The Lemon Song 25. The Wanton Song 26. The Song Remains the Same 27. It's Nobody's Fault But Mine 28. Ozone Baby 29. Black Country Woman 30. Black Dog 31. Ten Years Gone 32. Hots on For Nowhere 33. What Is and What Should Never Be 34. Going to California 35. South Bound Saurez 36. Night Flight 37. Black Mountain Side 38. Misty Mountain Hop 39. Stairway to Heaven 40. D'yer Mak'er 41. That's the Way 42. Kashmir 43. Good Times Bad Times 44. I'm Sick 45. No Quarter 46. Battle of Evermore 47. The Ocean 48. Down By the Seaside 49. In My Time of Dying 50. Babe I'm Gonna Leave You 51. The Crunge 52. When the Levee Breaks 53. Boggie With Stu 54. Dancing Days 55. Out on the Tiles 56. Since I've Been Loving You 57. Celebration Day 58. Heartbreaker 59. For Your Life 60. Tea for One 61. Four Sticks 62. Hot Dog 63. Custard Pie 64. Tangerine 65. Royal Orleans 66. Walter's Walk 67. Candy Store Rock 68. Rock and Roll 69. Carouselambra 70. Gallows Pole 71. Hats of to Roy Harper 72. The Rover 73. Travelling Riverside Blues 74. Thank You 75. Ramble On 76. Bring it on Home 77. All My Love 78. Bonzo's Montreux 79. Achilles Last Stand Very impressive letter, and I had fun finding all of those song titles in there! Welcome to the boards ApacheYawner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmtomh Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Yes, very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyHendrix Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 That would be very fun to write one of my own!! Very interesting! Thank you for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Dounim Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Very neat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGaul Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 That is pretty sweet. I always thought that would be a cool thing to do. Although, I'm not sure I've heard the song "Since I'm Loving You" Only joking! very impressive man and WELCOME (I'm new here myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazulike88 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Smooth, Genuinely Enjoyed that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Elving Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 A well written piece. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLee93 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeydrip79 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Good job, sir. I'm not worthy!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEPFAN17 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Pretty cool thanks for posting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEPFAN17 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I took a stab at it for fun...Just a short list.. There was a Communication Breakdown I was Dazed and Confused but I Can't Quit You Baby so lets Rock and Roll. I have the Traveling Riverside Blues so lets Ramble On. Its Nobodys Fault but My Own I've been Trampled Underfoot. Heartbreaker Your Time Is Gonna Come Living Loving Maiden. Going To California to see our Friends.Since I've Been Loving You its been Good Times Bad Times and Rock and Roll. You Shook Me Black Country Woman going on a Night Flight.Things are better In the Light even after Ten Years Gone.. got to get some Custard Pie in Kashmir and Whole Lotta Love and go Over the Hills and Far Away In the Evening. All of My Love Darlene and Black Dog.Celebration Day Thats the Way Out On the Tiles.When the Levee Breaks I'm heading for the Misty Mountain Hop for What is and Never Should Be and The Song Remains the Same at the Houses of the Holy where theres always Dancing Days down by the Ocean For Your Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael678 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 omg when did you write this "letter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBandStill Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Good job there 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 82 total? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 It should be 84, discounting songs that were recorded live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 It should be 84, discounting songs that were recorded live. Your wrong, count them again - LOL And why are you saying to discount the songs recorded live? The poster never said to do that. I'm counting 81 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Are you this dumb? I was talking about the songs they recorded in the studio. It's 84 songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Friends, how many more times are we going to go through the wearing and tearing of a communication breakdown? I'm dazed and confused! I'm gonna crawl to the houses of the holy, over the hills and far away. Hey, hey what can I do? I feel like Moby Dick, a fool in the rain without a living, loving maid to give me a whole lotta love. Darlene, your time is gonna come in the evening and in the light. You shook me with your Bron-y-Aur stomp, leaving me trampled under foot. I can't quit you baby. Baby come on home. We're gonna groove to the rain song, immigrant song, the lemon song and the wanton song. The song remains the same. It's nobody's fault but mine, ozone baby. The black country woman and her black dog are ten years gone with the hots on for nowhere. It's what is and what should never be. I'm going to California on the south bound Suarez night flight, over the black mountain side on the misty mountain hop to search for the stairway to heaven and our d'yer mak'er. That's the way to the Kashmir of our good times and bad times. I'm sick again with no quarter left in the battle of evermore. I dream of the ocean and being in my down by the sea side in my ti me of dying. Babe I'm gonna leave you in the crunge again when the levee breaks. Boogie with Stu and think of our dancing days out on the tiles. Since I'm loving you, make it a celebration day and not a heartbreaker for your life. Don't settle for tea for one; have four sticks of hot dog, a custard pie and tangerine at the Royal Orleans on Walter's Walk near the candy store rock. Rock and roll on the carouselambra with its gallows pole in the center. Don't forget to take your hats off to Roy Harper, the rover and his travelling riverside blues. And thank you for allowing me to ramble on and bring it on home. All my love, Poor Tom - the bonzo's montreux on his achilles last stand All underlined! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Are you this dumb? I was talking about the songs they recorded in the studio. It's 84 songs. You did not specify in your original post, fuckhead! All I did was count the songs the original poster put in his "letter", that's all. That's the count I came up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Poor Tom... This is a story about one of my closest friends. A truly sad story, yes indeed... The love of Tom's life, Darlene, made him go insane. She took Tom for his money, his soul, and made him less of a man. "Babe I'm gonna leave you" are the words she utter while walking in through the outdoor, in the evening of September 20, 1980. The sheer presence of Darlene standing in his midst made Tom go insane right before my eyes. I was mistified by what is and what should never be - a woman cheating on her man. You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies is what went through my head. I could only imagine what Tom felt, as she bantered about. Darlene was known for the way she would ramble on about things. Tom gave Darlene rings, pearls, and all. He even baked for her. One of her favorites was custard pie, a dish she loved eating after smoking Acapulco Gold. More importantly, Tom gave Darlene a whole lotta love! Where can a women find the love Tom gave? Tom and Darlene met in the summer of 1970, in the northwestern region of the Indian subcontinent, called Kashmir. I can't believe ten years gone already... Tom was an engineer, working on a government project. Darlene was a tourist, there on vacation. The dancing days of Kashmir are long gone. These days, Kashmir is filled with tyranny and violence. In the summer of 1970 that wasn't the case. The Royal Orleans hotel in New Orleans, Louisianna had a hotel in Kashmir called Carouselambra at the time - a houses of the holy if you will. The lobby was open so the patrons of the hotel could feel the Arabian Sea breeze against their face. Palm trees flanked all sides of the exterior. This is where Tom and Darlene first layed eyes on each other. The sheer beauty of Darlene made Tom feel like he'd been trampled underfoot by Muslim monarchs. Tom and Darlene spent much time down by the seaside of the Arabian Sea. Here they'd sing out hare hare and dance the hoochie koo. The city lights were oh so bright as they went sliding through. It was a celebration day whenever these two were together. These were good times for Tom and Darlene - love at it's most innocent stages. Tom was very busy engineering a project that would relieve Kashmir from flooding when the levee breaks from the Jammu river. Tom's intense work ethic was causing strain on their almost teenage-like love. Darlene started spending quiet days and evenings alone at the hotel Carouselambra, while ordering tea for one, a hot dog covered in strawberry jam and tangerine fruit. She wondered if it was a communication breakdown on her part, or was Tom not interested anymore. It couldn't have been the latter... Darlene asked "for my life, for your life, for christ sake, for our life together, can you please give me an ounce of time from your busy schedule? How many more times are you going to do this to me? I give you all my love, and you act as if I mean nothing to you. Have we grown so far apart in the short time we've been together?" Tom's face drew a blank. He made it clear to her that he was there on business first and foremost, and if anything good came out of his trip to Kashmir then that would be an added bonus. Eyes shedding tears, Darlene left the room. The following day was better for Darlene... Tom could hear what sounded like rock n roll buzzing from the radio that played inside Darlene's hotel room. Actually, it was music from the candy store rock of the 1950's - high spirited and fun. The music was wearing and tearing the stucco covered walls. Tom knocked on Darlene's hotel door. Darlene opened the door with a sadistic smile brimming from her Sophia Loren like face. Can I help you?, she asked. Tom looking bewildered asked if everything was ok? She grinned and replied "I am not your living loving maid. If that's the way your going to treat me, then you need not bother with me anymore. Tom's conscious getting the better of him, apologized for his wrongdoings. Little did he know that was to be their coda, their final night in Kashmir together. Darlene was set to take the next night flight out of Kashmir later that night, with her telling herself - babe, I'm gonna leave you... Morning broke the following day, and to Tom's surprise Darlene was gone. He felt like he had hot's on for nowhere. Frustrated with guilt, Tom repeatedly thought to himself - it's nobody's fault but mine. Tom made a promise to himself that he'd give no quarter in finding his Kashmir love back home. Tom giving up his engineering project, made plans to immediately fly back to his beloved United States. The United states was torn in half due to the Vietnam war. Much of the country thought that Vietnam was the battle of evermore - a war that had no end. On the international flight back home, Tom read Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby Dick." While reading this classic story about Captain Ahab and his search for the ferocious, enigmatic sperm whale, Tom realizes it's a reflection of his life. He realizes he's going back to the United States to search, to search for his Kashmir love. Back in the states, feeling refreshed with energy, Tom spent much time listening to the Irish immigrant song "No Irish Need Apply." Tom was able to relate to this Irish song. Afterall, he was back in the states, he was a decent boy, and wanted a situation very bad. That "situation" Tom yearned for was in the form of the black country woman, with Sophia Loren features, named Darlene. Tom was a music aficionado. He had a passion for the music of Jimi Hendrix, Canned Heat, Small Faces, The Animals, Ten Years After, Grateful Dead and the farely new Led Zeppelin. Blaring from his 67' GTO car stereo, upon his arrival back to the states, were the albums Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin II and Led Zeppelin III. The "battle of evermore" war, or Vietnam, had a direct effect on the music world during this time. Peace and flowers were replaced by the sounds of Machine Gun, Crossroads, Time Pilot and Dazed And Confused. Tom travelled to Darlene's home town of Biloxi, Mississippi. This was definitely the black country. The morbid scenes of gallows pole, fancied by the south's KKK, was felt everywhere. Travelling through this neck of the woods was intimidating for Tom. The locals were so mean toward outsiders, Tom felt he should leave asap. On the way out of town Tom drove upon an injured black dog in the middle of State Rt. 14. He stopped to check on this black lab. Upon checking the dog for injuries, Tom noticed this black lab had a collar. On the collar was the name Strider. Tom thought this must be the dogs name. Further findings on the dog's collar Tom found an address, and more importantly, the owner's name, Darlene. Tom paused...Wondered...Could this be? If it is, "I'm gonna crawl on my hands and knees and ask for her love and forgiveness", Tom secretly confessed. On the way to the address of the injured lab's collar, or should I say Strider's collar, the Mississippi humidity caused rain to appear. While driving, all Tom could think about was if this was "his" Darlene, would he be a fool in the rain when he knocked on the door. Travelling south on State Rt. 14, to Tom, this felt like a south bound suarez. Something he hadn't felt since his time spent with Darlene in Kashmir. Part 2 to follow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 You did not specify in your original post, fuckhead! All I did was count the songs the original poster put in his "letter", that's all. That's the count I came up with.Are you fucking insane? I included the two songs that the OP forgot about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amstel Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Are you fucking insane? I included the two songs that the OP forgot about. Well Geezer, I didn't read the whole thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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