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manderlyh

Cooties

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"All we did was trade lunchables."

:hysterical::hysterical:

Yeah...I've heard that one before. <_<

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Right off I thought of a girl in grade school that we used to say had cooties and we wouldn't drink from the same water fountain she did.

Kids are SO CRUEL!!

:D

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Don't know if kids everywhere did this or what, but we would mime the motion of spraying ourselves with "repellant" so you'd be safe. You'd be like "pssshhhhh" (motion of spraying a spray can) and say "I'm safe!"

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Don't know if kids everywhere did this or what, but we would mime the motion of spraying ourselves with "repellant" so you'd be safe. You'd be like "pssshhhhh" (motion of spraying a spray can) and say "I'm safe!"

Forgot all about that shiznit.

Katie's looking at me, Matt.....

B)

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My dad talks about his elementary school days, where they pegged a kid or two as having fleas, and every recess they'd all pretend to buy 'F.B.I.' (flea bag insurance) and write in on their hands.

It's one of my dad's many funny stories.

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When I was little we use to play a game we called 'cooties' on the playground, which was just like tag but all the boys and girls chased after the opposite sex yet stay away at the same time because if you were touched by the opposite sex it ment you had cooties and were pretty much toxic to everyone else. Kids are so stupid!:lol:

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"You may have cooties... and not even know it." :lol:

I believe this was a Fox News special report during sweeps week B)

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There is a cure:

The cooties shot.

Circle, circle, dot, dot, everlasting cootie shot!

My 14-year-old sister sang that when she was little. She used to give it to herself when Dave touched her. :lol:

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"You may have cooties... and not even know it." :lol:

This is why I wash my hands after using the public computers.

You don't know how many fingertips have been up the nostril.

:D

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I don't drink out of the same cups as other people or eat off the knives and forks they are using until they have been washed.

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I stay away from community candy bowls, peanuts, popcorn etc. and use a lot of hand sanitizer :unsure:

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I stay away from community candy bowls, peanuts, popcorn etc. and use a lot of hand sanitizer :unsure:

I just stay away from people.

Granted Im working in a waste water treatment plant now, but I do know not to lick my lips.

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I was like, "WTF?"

I really didn't remember starting this thread. ROFL

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I was like, "WTF?"

I really didn't remember starting this thread. ROFL

Hi 'manderlyh'

Yea you did and thanks for doing it.

Is it anything like "The Lurgy" as i was always getting this desease as a kid?

Regards, Danny

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Granted Im working in a waste water treatment plant now.

Doodies!

:D

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