FuzzyMerkin Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. My apologies to the handicapped and all those smartasses lovely people who've seen it all before... My personal favorite is #11... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desirezep Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoDragon Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I like number 9 and 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 It's too bad we own everything..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 ...or still own enough to matter. *just found out the hard way I can't delete a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. My apologies to the handicapped and all those smartasses lovely people who've seen it all before... My personal favorite is #11... conclusion: you are not more straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 #4 makes me mad... I don't "need One..." But I do like #11 and #13 sure is true (for the most part...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoDragon Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 #4 makes me mad... I don't "need One..." But I do like #11 and #13 sure is true (for the most part...) How about: Men are like blenders, they just mix things up and sit around collecting dust most of the time. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Mine just messes things up. (as in makes the house messy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Men are.....wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!! except when you live with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagey_17 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 How sexist , equality for all we need a thread doing the same for women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I know this is just a bit of fun... but I'm still going to give it the big eye-roll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 ^I do not want equality, I prefer to coexist the differences, with "clappers" and "grottos"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 I can't believe none of you guys has a sense of humour. Good god....what happened to laughing about yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I can't believe none of you guys has a sense of humour. Good god....what happened to laughing about yourself? Remember that everyones sense of humour is different... Variety is the spice of life! Like I said before, I realise it's a bit of fun... At the same time, I think those sort of lists, done for either gender, are a tad pathetic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 Sorry to hear that Jim. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Sorry to hear that Jim. Really. Your sarcasm isn't lost on me, so I'm glad we have a mutual sympathy society.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I can't believe none of you guys has a sense of humour. Good god....what happened to laughing about yourself? I think my sense of humour is better than yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 I didn't mean to be sarcastic. I posted this thread to make people chuckle a bit, if not laugh. Some did just that and that's nice - makes me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I didn't mean to be sarcastic. I posted this thread to make people chuckle a bit, if not laugh. Some did just that and that's nice - makes me happy. I think the original sentiments of my first post have got lost... That was the point of me saying I realised it's a bit of fun. Wasn't knocking that fact at all. Friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 Sure. No harm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Men-- I'm up after four and a half hours of sleep, and he's still in bed. Why am I up? Turkey. It's really no biggie, though. I'll got back to bed in a little while. I need to cut the part between the drumsticks and the thighs in a half hour or so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What is this, the "Funny things I found in my inbox thread?" No chain letters please....... Men are funny though, just look at us naked, I laugh at every naked man I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I'll got back to bed in a little while. I need to cut the part between the drumsticks and the thighs in a half hour or so.... Careful with that axe Eugenia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What is this, the "Funny things I found in my inbox thread?" No chain letters please....... Men are funny though, just look at us naked, I laugh at every naked man I see. They are quite funny looking naked. But they're quite useful that way... (Okay...not all men are useful that way, but you know what I mean...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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