Mercedes Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 (edited) THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed Pet peeve: when you think something is going to work and it doesn´t Uncle Bill, please: What does this mean? What am I doing wrong? Edited July 30, 2008 by Mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Bill Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed Pet peeve: when you think something is going to work and it doesn´t Uncle Bill, please: What does this mean? What am I doing wrong? I'm by no means an expert on this stuff. But what I think it means is; IPB (the forum software) doesn't allow images to be grabbed dynamically rather than directly. OK - - - www.nowhere.com/image.jpg bad - - - www.nowhere.com/index.aspx?image=image What does your link look like? FYI from the net: Dynamic Page (or Content) - This is a webpage that changes its content depending on database information or user settings. A scripting language such as PHP or ASP is usually used to bring about such a result. Search engines are now advanced enough to index such pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbohoo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I got laid today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~tangerine~ Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 ^lucky you...lol I'm happy that plans for my next vacation are confirmed. Very excited to spend more time with someone i really miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) I'm by no means an expert on this stuff. But what I think it means is; IPB (the forum software) doesn't allow images to be grabbed dynamically rather than directly. OK - - - www.nowhere.com/image.jpg bad - - - www.nowhere.com/index.aspx?image=image What does your link look like? FYI from the net: Dynamic Page (or Content) - This is a webpage that changes its content depending on database information or user settings. A scripting language such as PHP or ASP is usually used to bring about such a result. Search engines are now advanced enough to index such pages. I´ll keep trying Edited July 31, 2008 by Mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Bill Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill you're welcome! cute puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Learn something new everyday, or atleast I try and try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Racer Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Coffee and oatmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Coffee and oatmeal. Are you sure it wasn't Pablum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Racer Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 My roomie and I are going to purchase new guns. Yahoooooo Marines never believed in not being armed to the teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill Oh my goodness; what a cutie pie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Oh my goodness; what a cutie pie!! Finally worked out how to do it. Just took me nearly all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) This is my other beauty that makes me happy. Edited July 31, 2008 by Mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Finally worked out how to do it. Just took me nearly all day Once you figure it out, it's hard to stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You´ve noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 This is my other beauty that makes me happy. Awww!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill Awwwwww, I want another puppy!! Oh God, my husband is going to kill me....If I suddenly disappear and the mods deny everything my husband is the next prime suspsect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hickory Man Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" Edited August 1, 2008 by Hickory Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Racer Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Hey When do you know a man is a man? Don´t know????? Ah that´s easy When he doesn´t need a HANDY GUIDE. Right girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Coincidentally, chocolate cake made me very happy yesterday Edited August 1, 2008 by Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeTheDuke Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 uhm I think nothing, nothing at all ... but I'm not sad as well we'll see later, during the day ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 A 'certain' banning I don't think everyone will be in the same Hermit uproar about this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" Ahhhhh, that's always a great feeling!! Enjoy!!! Going anywhere special or just hangin? In a couple of weeks I'm taking a week off, can't wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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