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Sorry, dynamic pages in the %7Boption%7D tags are not allowed

Pet peeve: when you think something is going to work and it doesn´t :oops:

Uncle Bill, please:

What does this mean? What am I doing wrong?

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THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND

Sorry, dynamic pages in the %7Boption%7D tags are not allowed

Pet peeve: when you think something is going to work and it doesn´t :oops:

Uncle Bill, please:

What does this mean? What am I doing wrong?

I'm by no means an expert on this stuff. But what I think it means is;

IPB (the forum software) doesn't allow images to be grabbed dynamically rather than directly.

OK - - - www.nowhere.com/image.jpg

bad - - - www.nowhere.com/index.aspx?image=image

What does your link look like?

FYI from the net:

Dynamic Page (or Content) -

This is a webpage that changes its content depending on database information or user settings. A scripting language such as PHP or ASP is usually used to bring about such a result. Search engines are now advanced enough to index such pages.

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I'm by no means an expert on this stuff. But what I think it means is;

IPB (the forum software) doesn't allow images to be grabbed dynamically rather than directly.

OK - - - www.nowhere.com/image.jpg

bad - - - www.nowhere.com/index.aspx?image=image

What does your link look like?

FYI from the net:

Dynamic Page (or Content) -

This is a webpage that changes its content depending on database information or user settings. A scripting language such as PHP or ASP is usually used to bring about such a result. Search engines are now advanced enough to index such pages.

I´ll keep trying :thanku:

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I did it. I did it. :lol::thanku::cheer::thumbsup::banana::chickeddance::yay::beer::thanku:ledew6.jpg

Thank you Uncle Bill

Awwwwww, I want another puppy!! Oh God, my husband is going to kill me....If I suddenly disappear and the mods deny everything my husband is the next prime suspsect :)

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The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" B)

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This joke made me happy today :whistling:

Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

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This joke made me happy today :whistling:

Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Hey When do you know a man is a man?

Don´t know????? <_<

Ah that´s easy

When he doesn´t need a HANDY GUIDE.

Right girls :lol::blush:

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This joke made me happy today :whistling:

Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Coincidentally, chocolate cake made me very happy yesterday :lol:

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The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" B)

Ahhhhh, that's always a great feeling!! Enjoy!!! Going anywhere special or just hangin? In a couple of weeks I'm taking a week off, can't wait!

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