Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Learn something new everyday, or atleast I try and try again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Racer Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Coffee and oatmeal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Babs Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Coffee and oatmeal. Are you sure it wasn't Pablum? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Racer Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 My roomie and I are going to purchase new guns. Yahoooooo Marines never believed in not being armed to the teeth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill Oh my goodness; what a cutie pie!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Oh my goodness; what a cutie pie!! Finally worked out how to do it. Just took me nearly all day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) This is my other beauty that makes me happy. Edited July 31, 2008 by Mercedes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Finally worked out how to do it. Just took me nearly all day Once you figure it out, it's hard to stop! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercedes Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You´ve noticed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Virginia Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 This is my other beauty that makes me happy. Awww!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Medhb Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I did it. I did it. Thank you Uncle Bill Awwwwww, I want another puppy!! Oh God, my husband is going to kill me....If I suddenly disappear and the mods deny everything my husband is the next prime suspsect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hickory Man Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" Edited August 1, 2008 by Hickory Man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Racer Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercedes Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Hey When do you know a man is a man? Don´t know????? Ah that´s easy When he doesn´t need a HANDY GUIDE. Right girls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Virginia Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Coincidentally, chocolate cake made me very happy yesterday Edited August 1, 2008 by Virginia Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeTheDuke Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 uhm I think nothing, nothing at all ... but I'm not sad as well we'll see later, during the day ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Medhb Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 A 'certain' banning I don't think everyone will be in the same Hermit uproar about this one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Medhb Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The elimination of my last two projects at work, which clears the decks for vacation. This will commence starting tomorrow at "what made you happy hour" Ahhhhh, that's always a great feeling!! Enjoy!!! Going anywhere special or just hangin? In a couple of weeks I'm taking a week off, can't wait! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sunray782 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Cutting my phone/cable/internet bill in HALF! Wait, more than half. Even better! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kirchzep27 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Cutting my phone/cable/internet bill in HALF! Wait, more than half. Even better! I'm very interested in hearing about this, tell me, seriously pm me. Cause i worked for two telecom companies that went out of business and i'd like to know whos succeeding now. Here on long island cablevision/optimum is the only co. competing w/verizon the giant. Anway, finished painting the second story of a house and gargage this week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kat24 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Ice coffee . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~Bonnie~ Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Ok, so like, we've been having this "fitness challenge" at work for the past week. This year we are doing the "sculpture walk" where we're supposed to walk around down town and look at the sculptures. I overdid it yesterday because I was powerwalking, and so my legs were a bit sore. So I was checking them out. And I noticed--my thighs do not touch each other! Even when my knees touch, the thighs do not!! I have been working out, on my own for three weeks, so I'm sure that probably helped. I don't know how long the thigh fat has been missing, but today was the first time I actually noticed. I am sooo happy. YAY!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Medhb Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Ok, so like, we've been having this "fitness challenge" at work for the past week. This year we are doing the "sculpture walk" where we're supposed to walk around down town and look at the sculptures. I overdid it yesterday because I was powerwalking, and so my legs were a bit sore. So I was checking them out. And I noticed--my thighs do not touch each other! Even when my knees touch, the thighs do not!! I have been working out, on my own for three weeks, so I'm sure that probably helped. I don't know how long the thigh fat has been missing, but today was the first time I actually noticed. I am sooo happy. YAY!! Now THAT is most awesome! Congrats Bonnie!! <said with much envy> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dzldoc Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Making the aquaintence of alot of nice people on this board, ofcourse this makes me happy every day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AMAZONIC Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Waking up well rested after a long hard week at work and insomniac nights to find a beautiful sunny day to enjoy and ....the night too! Finally after so long, I will see this musical tonight! http://www.thephantomoftheopera.com.au/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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