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R.I.P. TWINKIES & DING DONGS: Hostess Files Bankruptcy


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I wonder if Twinkies would survive a nuclear attack??? I can picture the scenario... out of the smoldering remains, out pops Keith Richards, a few (headless but surviving) coackroaches, Twinkies and frigging McDonalds along with its teenage spotty squeaky voice teenage staff

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Could someone describe to me what the white stuff inside exactly is and how it tastes like.

It's a fluffy, orgasmic mixture of sweet stardust, nectar of the gods, a dash of sweetened mother's milk, and a few drops of essence of baby unicorns.

Then they mix in a big gob of animal lard to give it some body.

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That was my fav high school snack late morning. I would grab a zinger and chocolate milk

It was amazing what a big fat doobie in the morning could get us to eat in HIGH school :lol:

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Haven't had any Hostess stuff in YEARS, although I used to like the, um, what were the chocolate covered rolled up things that came 2 to a pack called? (not the cupcakes).

For those who can't live without them, I'll bet there'll be recipes on Pinterest soon, if there aren't already...

Edit: those would be the Ho Hos.

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Sadly, I've never ever tasted either a twinky or a ding dong in my life! I have always wanted to, but looks like I can't now! I guess this is pretty much the end of an era! :(

I have heard they are coming back on the news already. Dont panic folks. You will get your sugar buzz. I would miss the chocolate cupcakes on the rare occasion I buy them. I try to stay away from this stuff at my ripe middle age.

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Could someone describe to me what the white stuff inside exactly is and how it tastes like.

What is a Ding Dong btw, the name somehow evokes dildo-esque images in my sick mind.

Usually, a Ding Dong goes into a Ho-Ho, resulting in some white stuff. :^)

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Holy shit yes!! Excuse the language but those are extremely delicious and very sinful. For me, Twinkies are like kisses and Oatmeal Creme Pies are a good "trip down south". ;-))

My Ding Dong must be stale - it's hard as a rock. :P

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