paul carruthers Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Peter Peter pumpkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene ~ Andrew Dice Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Written by myself using the Vogonese Poetry Generator: See, see the lumpy sky Marvel at its big yellow depths. Tell me, Brutus do you Wonder why the blobfish ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel pooped. I can tell you, it is Worried by your droodlefoot facial growth That looks like A fungus. What's more, it knows Your trisexual potting shed Smells of olive. Everything under the big lumpy sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm dungheaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Peter Peter pumpkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene ~ Andrew Dice Clay LOL I used to love Diceman. Yeah, remember Mother Goose? I fucked her. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 LOL I used to love Diceman. Yeah, remember Mother Goose? I fucked her. lulz Now you and Dice are showing your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Now you and Dice are showing your age. Guilty as charged. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Guilty as charged. LOL Here's a link to some more. I can't take credit for these. Real gut busters. Too bad he was a one trick pony. http://pctechtalk.com/topic/80155-andrew-dice-clay-dirty-nursery-rhymes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 My parents used to have this on their wall in the hallway. It began I wish I was a little dog and thatcher was a tree .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 Cold are the Crabs Cold are the crabs that crawl on yonder hills, Colder the cucumbers that grow beneath, And colder still the brazen chops that wreathe The tedious gloom of philosophic pills! For when the tardy film of nectar fills The simple bowls of demons and of men, There lurks the feeble mouse, the homely hen, And there the porcupine with all her quills. Yet much remains - to weave a solemn strain That lingering sadly - slowly dies away, Daily departing with departing day A pea-green gamut on a distant plain When wily walrusses in congresses meet - Such such is life - Edward Lear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Nami Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Led Zeppelin invokes feeling from memories long forgotten ...the scent in the air after a Spring rain has passed..Spent once charged atoms leave a residue of atmosphere in the electric air. The curious, heady and otherworldly circus has left its imprint on the town's fairgrounds ...the mud and echoes of activity..all hustle and bustle in the rain. The clouds evaporated and the sun brings the warmth of sentiments expressed by the band...warmth and whispers of other lands. A twinge of magic electrified the air as if anything could be possible for a moment among the maze of bushes and lawns adjoining the temporary circus grounds....littered with Coke bottles, popcorn boxes and testosterone. Perhaps it's the cotton candy energizing my mind and imagination ...perhaps its the raw sexuality expressed in the music that excites every cell in my being....converging both past and future to be in the moment now....the residue of prehistoric halcyon days or Dancing Days. Filling the gaps in my synapse. The laundry spinning in the dryer disperses warm, fragrant clean clouds of steam to mix with the deep blue and purplish sky after the thunderstorms. Honeysuckles recover from the rain to rejoice and blossom again. Through a green glass block window I witness the launch of Led Zeppelin, now afloat in their airship to travel to their next state fairgrounds and ignite the air once again....leaving in its wake, leaving all fair attendees dreamers under their spell. As the sun sets and casts a long orange curtain,a firefly flashes his beacon Morse code in the cool,still hedges....what secrets he’s witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh dear little Flo I love you so especially in your nightie When the moonlight flits across your tits oh jeezuz christ almighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I was born in Brazil, and I grew on a tree. When they shook the tree, then I fell down. Then they put me in a bag, and they fastened on a tag, and shipped me off to York town! ~ Curly Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Historian Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Little Boy Blew...... He needed the money. ~ Andrew "Dice" Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh dear little Flo I love you so especially in your nightie When the moonlight flits across your tits oh jeezuz christ almighty. Thank you, the Reverand Ike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Thank you, the Reverand Ike Hey Babs, remember when I sang you guys the natioinal Anthem? Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Hey Babs, remember when I sang you guys the natioinal Anthem? Ha I must have blocked that from my memory. Was that your Blue Moon period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I must have blocked that from my memory. Was that your Blue Moon period? Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Bring me a wheel of oaken wood A reign of polished leather A heavy horse and a tumbling sky Brewing heavy weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Bring me a wheel of oaken wood A reign of polished leather A heavy horse and a tumbling sky Brewing heavy weather Keep smokin that shit Babs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Keep smokin that shit Babs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 My name is Poncho I work on the rancho And make five pesos a day. My girlfriend's Lucy She gives me some poosy And takes my five pesos away! Ole'! J. Cain, dude in my 7th grade homeroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 My name is Poncho I work on the rancho And make five pesos a day. My girlfriend's Lucy She gives me some poosy And takes my five pesos away! Ole'! J. Cain, dude in my 7th grade homeroom Aye Aye aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tibbs Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Mary had a little lamb And it was always gruntin' She tied it to a five-bar gate And kicked its little c*nt in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Mary had a little lamb And it was always gruntin' She tied it to a five-bar gate And kicked its little c*nt in A new @-hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tibbs Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 A new @-hole! Monty Python actually, @-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Monty Python actually, @-hole. No shit. 8 posts in,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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