redrum Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 OK guys & gals, this topic is open season on any celebrity or politician no matter if they're a movie star/music star/left/center/right/independant/etc. I just thought it would be fun to assign a job to many of these overpaid types so they can see how the rest of the hoi polloi have to make a living. My picks: Jamie Foxx: Clean Porta-Potties Rush Limbaugh: Run a jackhammer Brad Pitt: Auto assembly line worker Woody Guthrie: Lumberjack Ronald Reagan: Run a snow plow Susan Sarandon: Work for Colt Firearms Rosie O'Donnell: Work for Krispy Kreme Steven Tyler: Work on an oil rig Axl Rose: Prison guard You can also assign jobs to those I've named. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 tony blair ... peace broker ....just imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Boy George -- street cleaner Keith Richards -- coconut climber Wesley Snipes -- license plate manufacturer Kate Winslet -- Matress tester Cam Newton -- laptop retriever Lady Gaga -- deodorant tester on Beare Grylls commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Dirigible Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Jimmy Page - Biological Research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastSpartan Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Jack Bruce - Janitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Paul Rubens - theatre duster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 ^^^ Or a Fluffer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Sylvester Stalone -- Pharmaceutical Sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bong-Man Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 John Paul Jones - Parking Lot Attendant Nancy Pelosi - Proctologist's Asst. Ted Nugent - Humane Society Volunteer Governor Chris Christie - Manager, Golden Corral Mr. Steve Jones - Annoying Japanese Papparazzi Michael Vick - Race Horse Owner Morgan Freeman - Wal-Mart Greeter David Letterman - NBA Basketball Coach Tom Cruise - Apple Store Tech Congressman Eric Cantor - Dentist Dick Cheney - Catholic Priest Adele - Tim Horton's Robert Downey Jr. - Auto Parts Counter Help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Robert Plant – Saboteur Jimmy Page - Street Magician John Paul Jones – Odd Job Man Jason Bonham – Nurse In Old folks home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 Boy George -- street cleaner Keith Richards -- coconut climber Wesley Snipes -- license plate manufacturer George could write a song about the dirty streets. What is a coconut climber? Snipes is doing just that I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 tony blair ... peace broker ....just imagine Hopefully, not another Chamberlain. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 George could write a song about the dirty streets. What is a coconut climber? Snipes is doing just that I believe. It's not funny I guess when I have to explain. Don't you remember he almost died afew years back, when he fell out of the palm tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Jimmy Page - Biological Research Especially of the aural kind. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 It's not funny I guess when I have to explain. Don't you remember he almost died afew years back, when he fell out of the palm tree. I didn't know about that. Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Jack Bruce - Janitor Was he in the 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' video? :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I didn't know about that. Sheesh! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4957948.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Jason Bonham – Nurse In Old folks home His Dad......Demolition Man! :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 http://news.bbc.co.u...ent/4957948.stm Doesn't say how far he fell, but you only have to fall a couple feet to get fucked up that's for sure. :^( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Paul Rubens - theatre duster Sans flashlight. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Bill Murray--NYC Panhandler :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Bill Murray--NYC Panhandler :^) Bill Murray's son--- Small town mid major assistant basketball coach. http://www.towsontigers.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=101518&SPID=12510&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=21300&ATCLID=205149015&Q_SEASON=2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Ozzy Osbourne - marriage guidance councillor Tony Iommi - Embroider Geezer Butler – Journalist Bill Ward – diplomat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Jimmy Savile - childrens nanny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 Michael Moore: Owns a Gold's Gym franchise Jane Fonda: Knitter Of American Flags G.W. Bush: Sells Rosetta Stone programs on QVC Jay Leno: Iron Worker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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