Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 there was a thread years ago about In My Time Of dying ..... it was so funny. Everyone started posting alternate lines, one I remember was " Oh my cheetos " ha ha LOL! That thread sure sounds really funny! I think I'm going to do a search to try and locate it! Thanks for the heads up, Julie! Here are a couple of horrid but funny ones: Elvis Presley's Hound Dog: Original lyric : You Ain't Never Caught A Rabbit And You Ain't No Friend of Mine Alternative lyric : You Ain't Never Pornographic And You Ain't No Friend of Mine Led Zeppelin's Rock And Roll: Original lyric : I Can't Count The Tears of a Life With No Love Alternative lyric : I'll Kick Out The Tits, I'm Alive With Your Love Edited to add: Julie, I think this maybe the thread that you were referring to : http://forums.ledzeppelin.com/index.php?/topic/4503-in-my-time-of-dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 that thread was really funny, it got crazier and crazier LOL! That thread sure sounds really funny! I think I'm going to do a search to try and locate it! Thanks for the heads up, Julie! Here are a couple of horrid but funny ones: Elvis Presley's Hound Dog: Original lyric : You Ain't Never Caught A Rabbit And You Ain't No Friend of Mine Alternative lyric : You Ain't Never Pornographic And You Ain't No Friend of Mine Led Zeppelin's Rock And Roll: Original lyric : I Can't Count The Tears of a Life With No Love Alternative lyric : I'll Kick Out The Tits, I'm Alive With Your Love Edited to add: Julie, I think this maybe the thread that you were referring to : http://forums.ledzeppelin.com/index.php?/topic/4503-in-my-time-of-dying haha I wasn't even here for that thread, I've just always liked saying 'a tortilla!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Some funny ones I found on a site. Celine Dion: Alone "How do I get you a loan?" Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit Here we are now in containers. J. Geils Band: Centerfold My anus is the center hole. Clash: Rock The Casbah Drop the pasta, drop the pasta. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 One more: Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden I'll never leave your pizza burnin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 haha I wasn't even here for that thread, I've just always liked saying 'a tortilla!' LOL! Yeah, that thread does go way back! The funniest alternative lyric to "Oh My Jesus" that I've come across is "Oh My Jeans Hurt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 LOL! Yeah, that thread does go way back! The funniest alternative lyric to "Oh My Jesus" that I've come across is "Oh My Jeans Hurt!" Seeing some of those tight jeans Robert wore, maybe he was saying that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Seeing some of those tight jeans Robert wore, maybe he was saying that! Well, that thought certainly crossed my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 "Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy: "smegma pizza" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 Some funny ones I found on a site. Celine Dion: Alone "How do I get you a loan?" Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit Here we are now in containers. J. Geils Band: Centerfold My anus is the center hole. Clash: Rock The Casbah Drop the pasta, drop the pasta. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. One more: Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden I'll never leave your pizza burnin'. 10/10 Redrum! LOL! Yeah, that thread does go way back! The funniest alternative lyric to "Oh My Jesus" that I've come across is "Oh My Jeans Hurt!" I remember when I was reading the responses, I had tears from laughing so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I learned this was wrong a while back and yet I still posted it on FB today from habit, LOL. Custard Pie Put on your night shirt and your morning gown We'll go bananas, gonna shake 'em on down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 Love Shack B-52's .... tin roof rusted... I could never work out what she was saying , so even though I knew it was incorrect, I always sang Henry Russell (as in a guys name ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Bump Led Zeppelin-Achilles Last Stand "Where the mighty worms of Atlas, hold the heavens from the earth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 "Weren't to long 'til I found out, that people need my daddy out." That reminds me! I used to think that was "Been so long since I found out What people mean by dining out" LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The Kinks' All Day and All Through The Night Girl, I want to sleep with you, In the bedroom, all day and all through the night... I thought this was the smuttiest song in the world when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 A couple more Zep ones: Bron-Y-Aur Stomp: "When you're old and your eyes are dim, ain't no old shit gonna happen again" Tangerine: "Measuring a summers day, only find it slips away, to grey... The owls, they bring me pain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Papa Was A Rollin' Stone. Actual lyrics: Papa was a rollin' stone, Wherever he laid his hat was his home, And when he died... All he left us was alone (as in money by themselves) I heard: Papa was a rollin' stone Where ever he laid his hat was his home, And when he died... All he left us was a loan. (as in money borrowed from a bank) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Bump Led Zeppelin-Achilles Last Stand "Where the mighty worms of Atlas, hold the heavens from the earth" To me it is and will always be... "The mighty arms of wrath, hold the heavens from the earth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I can't remember if I've posted this before, but I heard the song again today and I still always hear the wrong thing in my head, even though I know what the real lyrics are! Toto-Africa correct lyrics: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do My misheard lyrics: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men ON MARS could ever do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic_juice Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I can't remember if I've posted this before, but I heard the song again today and I still always hear the wrong thing in my head, even though I know what the real lyrics are! Toto-Africa correct lyrics: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do My misheard lyrics:It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men ON MARS could ever do Ive always heard it that way too haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ddladner Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Roundabout by Yes Actual Lyrics: In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too Twenty four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you I hear: In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too Twenty four before I Love Lucy I'll be there with you It never even seemed odd to me that I heard it that way. Throwing a random I Love Lucy into a song seems cool and perfectly logical to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Don Henley-The Boys of SummerI can see you,Your breasts keep shining in the sunI always thought that's what he said till I finally Googled it last night lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redirtuo Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 "She's got electric boobs and her mom does too"-Benny and the Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 "She's got electric boobs and her mom does too"-Benny and the Jetslol. looks like we have a theme going here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Another Eagles one; Best of My Love:Actual: That same old crowdWas like a cold dark cloudThat we could never rise aboveWhat I heard:That same old CRAPWas like a cold dark cloudThat we could never rise above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Queen. Bo Rap.Actual. Be-elzeebub has a devil put aside for you.What I heard. Be-elzeebub rides a devils motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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