Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I just thought I'd let everyone know a little more about me. I'd love to hear from people. Especially if your from across the pond. Not much to really look at right now. I've got a video of myself doing something stupid there. And a bunch of odd pics I've collected. Some of me, some of friends and some that just don't fit anywhere else. Feel free to poke around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Holy misanthropicgrabbapples, attention whoredom does have limits....right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Holy misanthropicgrabbapples, attention whoredom does have limits....right? Well you didn't have to go there. Would it make you happy if I just forgot the whole mess and removed the link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Link? I thought the general forum was your myspace page... your life better be as cool as indiana jones or something. we need the payoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Link? I thought the general forum was your myspace page... your life better be as cool as indiana jones or something. we need the payoff. Give me a topic. What would you like to hear about? I've got one of the most fucked of lives around. I've got friends that live far from me and don't see me so often, but they call me every week to find out what I got into. Although I've never had a teenager sidekick named shortround. I don't even think that's legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Tell me how you got Hitlers autograph. That had to be freaky. Unless it was on ebay....then whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Tell me how you got Hitlers autograph. That had to be freaky. Unless it was on ebay....then whatever. Actually, I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum while masturbating to pictures of myself. So I went back in time and posed as a Hitler youth. When the time was right and I rose through the ranks, I made up some documents that would possibly spare Ann Frank's family and got him to sign them. Then, I defected with the documents to the US where I ran into my grandmother and seduced her. Therefore, ripping another hole in the space/time continuum allowing me to travel back to my proper place in time. That's how I got his signature. Too bad about the Frank family though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Actually, I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum while masturbating to pictures of myself. So I went back in time and posed as a Hitler youth. When the time was right and I rose through the ranks, I made up some documents that would possibly spare Ann Frank's family and got him to sign them. Then, I defected with the documents to the US where I ran into my grandmother and seduced her. Therefore, ripping another hole in the space/time continuum allowing me to travel back to my proper place in time. That's how I got his signature. Too bad about the Frank family though. I want to hear about the trial-and-error that went into discovering this form of time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Actually, I ripped a hole in the space/time continuum while masturbating to pictures of myself. dude...the delorean is easier. and less freaky. And you also have a mislabeled mr. coffee at your disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 dude...the delorean is easier. and less freaky. And you also have a mislabeled mr. coffee at your disposal. Do you even realize how much a flux capacitor costs? Polaroid camera: $10 Beer gut: About $30 a week Schizophrenia: Free Having sex with grandma: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I visited. I saw Bryan. Hello ...Bryan. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Having sex with grandma: Priceless Really? I thought the going rate was a nickel during the war. Everyone was doing their part on the home front. Thems were the days.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I want to hear about the trial-and-error that went into discovering this form of time travel. Oh, hell no!! The second part is an excerpt from a forum letter on looseoctegenarians.com. Reprinted without permission I might add! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 I visited. I saw Bryan. Hello ...Bryan. ~666 Hello to you. Your welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandoz Duster Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Best threadwrecking EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Yea, really. It did get derailed. WTF? Oh well. I've had worse things happen in my life. "Daddy, don't touch me there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Somebody needs to ban this Motha! Come on now! I've never encountered such an attention HO in my many travels! Are you really this desperate for attention? Sad, very sad. OK... I visited the MySpace.. OMFG!! What planet are you from? Luke..... feel the force...leave this site!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Somebody needs to ban this Motha! Come on now! I've never encountered such an attention HO in my many travels! Are you really this desperate for attention? Sad, very sad. OK... I visited the MySpace.. OMFG!! What planet are you from? Luke..... feel the force...leave this site!! Contrary to popular belief I am not an attention whore. I just speak and type what comes to mind. If you take it wanting attention, you are mistaken. I am simply using the internet to my advantage to get across some of my ideas. So you may not like my myspace page. So what. Kiss my ass. It's mine to do what I will. If I want to make as ass out myself, it's my business. Not yours. So step off. It's not like Led Zeppelin didn't create this page to get attention for the band. I mean, get real. Would you be here right now giving me shit if it weren't for Led Zeppelin wanting to get attention? Get real. You know as well as I do that whatever you type into this void of a universal internet will be read by others. And if you think for one second that you didn't want it read by others, you would not have bothered to even log on in the first place. So do NOT call me an attention whore. I am simply networking ideas. And your ideas seem to be filled with nothing but disdain for people who are smarter than a toaster. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Klu Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I love you. Thats an awkward place for a pickup line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Led Zeppelin did not create this page. Luke Skywalker is a fictitious character!!!! I know that you will be hurt to learn that YOU..... are NOT LUKE! I hope that you get professional help before it's too late! Good luck..... ...and may the force be with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Led Zeppelin did not create this page. Luke Skywalker is a fictitious character!!!! I know that you will be hurt to learn that YOU..... are NOT LUKE! I hope that you get professional help before it's too late! Good luck..... ...and may the force be with you! Oh for Christ sake. Star Wars is just a movie. A movie series I happen to enjoy. But just the same, JUST a movie. It's fictitious. I do not have any dillusions about that. I'm grounded in the real world. I am not luke. I'm not Anakin. I am just a guy that likes Star Wars. I'm sure there is something you are passionate about but can't put your hands on. Like a woman. But honestly, that's none of my business. Your entitled to your own opinion, and I respect that. By the way, you are not Jimmy Page. Nor will you ever be in my perview as anything close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Oh for Christ sake. Star Wars is just a movie. A movie series I happen to enjoy. But just the same, JUST a movie. It's fictitious. I do not have any dillusions about that. I'm grounded in the real world. I am not luke. I'm not Anakin. I am just a guy that likes Star Wars. I'm sure there is something you are passionate about but can't put your hands on. Like a woman. But honestly, that's none of my business. Your entitled to your own opinion, and I respect that. By the way, you are not Jimmy Page. Nor will you ever be in my perview as anything close. I am sure that "perview" is not a word. The thing is... I have Gibson Les Pauls. You have a few Star wars figures. I have Marshall Amplification. You have the "force". I have the "Hammer Of The Gods". You have "Pizza The Hut". I'll take my life. I'm glad that you have "Star Wars" to fall back on. Good luck.... you'll need it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I didn't visit your myspace cuz I rarely bother with those things. (I've also had a wee hint or two about you from your other threads). I think this is the first time I've come across a grandma reference though (joking and/or sarcasm aside, that's kinda ewww ... but then, there's that thing Joelmon intoned about Love having no bounds or whatever it was... oops, that was a different thread.) I do think laying your emo-ness at the feet of Zep is a bit of a reach, but okay... ...yep, this place is strange as usual... and can be summed up succinctly with --> I, however, am rarely succinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I didn't visit your myspace cuz I rarely bother with those things. (I've also had a wee hint or two about you from your other threads). I think this is the first time I've come across a grandma reference though (joking and/or sarcasm aside, that's kinda ewww ... but then, there's that thing Joelmon intoned about Love having no bounds or whatever it was... oops, that was a different thread.) I do think laying your emo-ness at the feet of Zep is a bit of a reach, but okay... ...yep, this place is strange as usual... and can be summed up succinctly with --> I, however, am rarely succinct. Where did you Snoop from? I like your Charlie Brownish-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 I am sure that "perview" is not a word. The thing is... I have Gibson Les Pauls. You have a few Star wars figures. I have Marshall Amplification. You have the "force". I have the "Hammer Of The Gods". You have "Pizza The Hut". I'll take my life. I'm glad that you have "Star Wars" to fall back on. Good luck.... you'll need it! I don't have a Marshall, but I do have a Les Paul. Is it not OK to be a Star Wars fan and a musician at the same time? I've also been published, have you? I went to art school, did you? I have a copy of Hammer of the Gods. Read it twice. I especially like the part about when they partyed with red snappers. I was trained from age 11 on the drums and have a full 11 piece drum kit. And I don't have a "few" star wars figures, I have a full room of things. One item is worth more than your car. Trust me, it's insured. I know the value of it. I won't say "Back the fuck off", because you don't know me. And you never will with your attitude. But I'm a peaceful man. I would like to know you and your attitude. As faulted as it may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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