Ross62 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 ^ Some of the Aussie press are blaming the fact that we were stomped because the WAGS (Wives and Girlfriends) were taken on this tour,I'd prefer that we were outclassed and batted shockingly Come on baggy green caps,lift your game and make us proud for the remainder for fuck's sake!! And no more of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 OMG. What a joke. We don't really deserve to win now.... I can't take anything away from you guys or at least Broad. Amazing day for him! I can't see us recovering to win but they better at least up their game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 To sum up yesterday. Incredible bowling and catching from England. Appalling batting from the Baggies. Have you not learnt anything? Clarkes dismissal proves that you just can't play the game that's offered at the WACA. Fair enough the sun did get it's hat on for Englands innings, but it is the same greenish tinged pitch. We put the ball in the right areas, the Aussies didn't. We played the ball late the Aussies didn't. There is no way that Australia are going to get a result. England will pile on the runs today and it will be an early finish Saturday. Sorry Sean - The Oval a dead rubber Jules: Not just Broad. Joe Root to get a century on a pitch like that. Fantastic. A first class team performance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 A beautiful day this morning. Not good news for the Aussies. Trent Bridge is an hour and a half from me so I suspect the weather is the same. I will miss most of today as I am golfing but will keep an eye on proceedings throughout the day. Reggie: Keep the faith man. It can't get any worse the yesterday so bowl well and come out fighting like I know you will. Failing that there's always the weekend to look forward to? Knowing the Aussies like I do, the papers will not be mincing their words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 300 up for England! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Congrats to Mitchel Starc, for his (so far) career best figures of 6 for 83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 England leads by 300! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Looks like England have declared at 391 for 9. Bring on 10 minutes of Aussie batting! Should be very interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie29 Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 The disaster that was yesterday is long gone. The Poms bowled brilliantly but I think their batting missed an opportunity to ram home the advantage. Declaring with a lead of only 331 runs is not enough and is no less flattering than 9/391. This is only day two so it's possible for Australia to score 600 and force England to bat. The likelihood of a draw becomes more likely as long as our top order are patient and take it to the English bowlers. Now it's 2/134 there is still hope, albeit slim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Just got in from Golf. Nah just can't see the Aussies getting a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Good recovery by Australia (compared to their disastrous batting in the 1st innings), but with 7 wickets down and still 90 runs behind, chances of putting up a big lead are practically nil. Personally, I do not think that a draw is on the cards. It is most likely going to go England's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Good recovery by Australia (compared to their disastrous batting in the 1st innings), but with 7 wickets down and still 90 runs behind, chances of putting up a big lead are practically nil. Personally, I do not think that a draw is on the cards. It is most likely going to go England's way. If it goes Australia's way Em then I will gladly leave my house and it's contents to the Donkey Sanctuary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Prince Charles has a better chance of being King than Australia does of coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 If it goes Australia's way Em then I will gladly leave my house and it's contents to the Donkey Sanctuary Prince Charles has a better chance of being King than Australia does of coming back. You two, are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 This is a 'job posting' that I came across this morning and I honestly, couldn't believe my eyes! International Cricketer (Australia) Recruiter Guru Careers Posted 06 August 2015 Closes 20 August 2015 Ref CRICKET Location London (NW8, Lords) Job Discipline Account Management,Advertising & Sponsorship,Brand & Product, Business Development, Campaign Management, Category Management, Communications,Consultancy, Data & CRM,Digital, Direct Marketing,Innovation & NPD, Insight,Market Research, Marketing (General), Other, PR & Media,Sales, Trade Experience Level Director Sectors Agency, Automotives, Charities,Consultancy, Consumer Electronics & Durables,Education, Entertainment,Financial, FMCG, IT, Leisure & Travel, Manufacturing / Construction, Media / Publishing,Other, Pharmaceutical and Healthcare, Professional Services, Public Sector, Retail,Telecommunications, Transport,Utilities Contract Type Permanent Further information International Cricketer (Australia) Do you play a little bit of Cricket? Are you an Australian National or connected to one? Do you like to gloat? If it’s yes to all three, then you little Ripper! Guru Careers invites you to read on... Invented by the English in the 16th Century, the game of Cricket has been played in Australia since the early Aussie colonisation period (banished convicts) of the 19th Century. Due to current underperforming talent, a rare opportunity has now arisen for any new Cricketers to join a deflated Ashes team hoping to avoid another humiliating test defeat. Involved with both on and off the pitch activities, you should be the type of Cricketer capable of combining high levels of stamina (to cope with extensive periods in the outfield) with strong literacy skills (you will be required to complete homework which identifies three areas of improvement). To qualify… Guru Careers wants to hear from egocentric Australians who can bat like Alastair Cook, bowl like Stuart Broad and field like Ben Stokes. In more detail: You must know your Wrong’uns from your Pie Throwers; Have perfected the art of sledging; Can hold a bat and throw a ball; Have the ability to remain positive at all times (especially under challenging circumstances); Be able to cope with long stints in the field; Have a big ego. If you enjoy working outdoors, like the idea of free lunches during tests (Vegemite, Tim Tams, Chiko Rolls) and can cope with a nation’s slim hopes on your back then we want to hear from you. Please note: We are particularly interested in hearing from talented South Africans with strong Test experience (100+) with outstanding natural ability. Previous applicants and employees need not apply. Get in touch... Keywords: International Cricketer, Australian Cricketer, Cricket, Cricket Jobs, International Cricket Jobs, ICC, Senior Cricketing Jobs in Australia, Australian Job Adverts, Australian Cricket, Aussie, Cricketer, Cricket Jobs at the Gabba, Australia. IMPORTANT: You will only be considered for this vacancy if you complete the short application form on the Guru Careers website... Apply now Source : http://jobs.marketingweek.com/job/513208/international-cricketer-australia-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Aaaaaaargh! You bloody pommy bastards! ha ha, only joking well done, guys. You out played us by a mile in this last test. Clarke is steeping away from the game after this series, wonder who else will do the same. Haddon, Watson.... I hope we can play better for their send offs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 More dumb American questions for you, Jules and Reggie...and CP, Emily, et al. First...What is considered the more important event to win: The Ashes or the Cricket World Cup? Which carries the most prestige for the victorious country? Second...Are the Cricket sides that are sent in to do battle at these events the same? Are they managed and organized under one overall national cricket group? Or are the World Cup and Ashes two entirely separate teams run under entirely separate organizations and coaches? Three...If they are the same teams, is it possible Australia was worn out and fatigued from their World Cup victory? Can they use that as an excuse for their poor showing in The Ashes? Thank you in advance, Your friendly dumb American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie29 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 More dumb American questions for you, Jules and Reggie...and CP, Emily, et al. First...What is considered the more important event to win: The Ashes or the Cricket World Cup? Which carries the most prestige for the victorious country? Second...Are the Cricket sides that are sent in to do battle at these events the same? Are they managed and organized under one overall national cricket group? Or are the World Cup and Ashes two entirely separate teams run under entirely separate organizations and coaches? Three...If they are the same teams, is it possible Australia was worn out and fatigued from their World Cup victory? Can they use that as an excuse for their poor showing in The Ashes? Thank you in advance, Your friendly dumb American Hi Strider, Now that the disaster is behind us we can now move on. The big test for any side is to win away from home. I'm not surprised with the result so far just a bit disappointed in the poor batting, the bowling by both teams was about even going into Trent Bridge but England improved where we did not. Clarke retiring didn't come as a shock either given his recent injuries and had it been another player he wouldn't have even toured let alone played. I think Smith should take over as captain immediately for the remaining matches, though I doubt it will happen, In answer to your questions. First...What is considered the more important event to win: The Ashes or the Cricket World Cup? Which carries the most prestige for the victorious country? They are two different formats. I think it's fair to say for Australia and England at least, The Ashes is far ahead the better contest due to the historical significance and the games are scheduled for almost a weeks play. Playing tests against any and all nations is the most prestigious and what every player aspires to. World Cup's are limited to 50 overs per side and are over in a matter of hours but a lot of Cricket is jammed into 4 - 5 weeks, still, they are good to win and carry their own air of prestige and bragging rights too. Some countries like Bangladesh, Kenya, Sri Lanka and so on are dominant in One Day International's, yet struggle to win test matches. Second...Are the Cricket sides that are sent in to do battle at these events the same? Are they managed and organized under one overall national cricket group? Or are the World Cup and Ashes two entirely separate teams run under entirely separate organizations and coaches? Yes and no. Some players play in both formats and the management is usually the same. They may have additional coaching and medical staff for one day Cricket teams. Ther are some test players who only play tests and not ODI's, some have stepped down / dropped from tests and only play ODI's and others that play both. Teams are picked on form for WC's and test players are monitored for injuries and form and so on, the rule of thumb is if they can play, they will play. In the event test players aren't available then it opens up opportunities for others T20 (Twenty / Twenty) has changed things around a bit and a lot of up and coming players progress into the one day and even test matches because the bash and dash nature of the game sets them up well for WC's and other ODI's. Three...If they are the same teams, is it possible Australia was worn out and fatigued from their World Cup victory? Can they use that as an excuse for their poor showing in The Ashes? One could argue that could be the reason. I believe it was more about attitude, complacency and injuries more than fatigue. Our best test bowler Ryan Harris was ruled out before a ball was bowled and prevented someone else touring and Clarke has had chronic back problems for the last few years. There were reports of tension among the WAGS (wives and girlfriends) and one commentator even suggested they shouldn't accompany them on tour. Test players are away from home about 6 - 8 months every year and there is an argument they play too much. The flipside is they may not play enough between tours. Back in the day touring teams had more warm up games than they do now and teams were away for the whole summer not just a few weeks. The facts are England aimed up at Trent Bridge and we didn't. The pitch was better prepared and suited the home team, as it should be. The best performing team won the match and it seems the series, unless we can win the next two games or at least win one and draw the other to enable us to retain the Ashes. Funny game Cricket, unbeatable one day then unwinnable the next. Hope that helped, Sean.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Hi Strider, Now that the disaster is behind us we can now move on. The big test for any side is to win away from home. I'm not surprised with the result so far just a bit disappointed in the poor batting, the bowling by both teams was about even going into Trent Bridge but England improved where we did not. Clarke retiring didn't come as a shock either given his recent injuries and had it been another player he wouldn't have even toured let alone played. I think Smith should take over as captain immediately for the remaining matches, though I doubt it will happen, In answer to your questions. First...What is considered the more important event to win: The Ashes or the Cricket World Cup? Which carries the most prestige for the victorious country? They are two different formats. I think it's fair to say for Australia and England at least, The Ashes is far ahead the better contest due to the historical significance and the games are scheduled for almost a weeks play. Playing tests against any and all nations is the most prestigious and what every player aspires to. World Cup's are limited to 50 overs per side and are over in a matter of hours but a lot of Cricket is jammed into 4 - 5 weeks, still, they are good to win and carry their own air of prestige and bragging rights too. Some countries like Bangladesh, Kenya, Sri Lanka and so on are dominant in One Day International's, yet struggle to win test matches. Second...Are the Cricket sides that are sent in to do battle at these events the same? Are they managed and organized under one overall national cricket group? Or are the World Cup and Ashes two entirely separate teams run under entirely separate organizations and coaches? Yes and no. Some players play in both formats and the management is usually the same. They may have additional coaching and medical staff for one day Cricket teams. Ther are some test players who only play tests and not ODI's, some have stepped down / dropped from tests and only play ODI's and others that play both. Teams are picked on form for WC's and test players are monitored for injuries and form and so on, the rule of thumb is if they can play, they will play. In the event test players aren't available then it opens up opportunities for others T20 (Twenty / Twenty) has changed things around a bit and a lot of up and coming players progress into the one day and even test matches because the bash and dash nature of the game sets them up well for WC's and other ODI's. Three...If they are the same teams, is it possible Australia was worn out and fatigued from their World Cup victory? Can they use that as an excuse for their poor showing in The Ashes? One could argue that could be the reason. I believe it was more about attitude, complacency and injuries more than fatigue. Our best test bowler Ryan Harris was ruled out before a ball was bowled and prevented someone else touring and Clarke has had chronic back problems for the last few years. There were reports of tension among the WAGS (wives and girlfriends) and one commentator even suggested they shouldn't accompany them on tour. Test players are away from home about 6 - 8 months every year and there is an argument they play too much. The flipside is they may not play enough between tours. Back in the day touring teams had more warm up games than they do now and teams were away for the whole summer not just a few weeks. The facts are England aimed up at Trent Bridge and we didn't. The pitch was better prepared and suited the home team, as it should be. The best performing team won the match and it seems the series, unless we can win the next two games or at least win one and draw the other to enable us to retain the Ashes. Funny game Cricket, unbeatable one day then unwinnable the next.Hope that helped, Sean.. Perfectly, Reggie. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Hi Strider, Now that the disaster is behind us we can now move on. The big test for any side is to win away from home. I'm not surprised with the result so far just a bit disappointed in the poor batting, the bowling by both teams was about even going into Trent Bridge but England improved where we did not. Clarke retiring didn't come as a shock either given his recent injuries and had it been another player he wouldn't have even toured let alone played. I think Smith should take over as captain immediately for the remaining matches, though I doubt it will happen, In answer to your questions. First...What is considered the more important event to win: The Ashes or the Cricket World Cup? Which carries the most prestige for the victorious country? They are two different formats. I think it's fair to say for Australia and England at least, The Ashes is far ahead the better contest due to the historical significance and the games are scheduled for almost a weeks play. Playing tests against any and all nations is the most prestigious and what every player aspires to. World Cup's are limited to 50 overs per side and are over in a matter of hours but a lot of Cricket is jammed into 4 - 5 weeks, still, they are good to win and carry their own air of prestige and bragging rights too. Some countries like Bangladesh, Kenya, Sri Lanka and so on are dominant in One Day International's, yet struggle to win test matches. Second...Are the Cricket sides that are sent in to do battle at these events the same? Are they managed and organized under one overall national cricket group? Or are the World Cup and Ashes two entirely separate teams run under entirely separate organizations and coaches? Yes and no. Some players play in both formats and the management is usually the same. They may have additional coaching and medical staff for one day Cricket teams. Ther are some test players who only play tests and not ODI's, some have stepped down / dropped from tests and only play ODI's and others that play both. Teams are picked on form for WC's and test players are monitored for injuries and form and so on, the rule of thumb is if they can play, they will play. In the event test players aren't available then it opens up opportunities for others T20 (Twenty / Twenty) has changed things around a bit and a lot of up and coming players progress into the one day and even test matches because the bash and dash nature of the game sets them up well for WC's and other ODI's. Three...If they are the same teams, is it possible Australia was worn out and fatigued from their World Cup victory? Can they use that as an excuse for their poor showing in The Ashes? One could argue that could be the reason. I believe it was more about attitude, complacency and injuries more than fatigue. Our best test bowler Ryan Harris was ruled out before a ball was bowled and prevented someone else touring and Clarke has had chronic back problems for the last few years. There were reports of tension among the WAGS (wives and girlfriends) and one commentator even suggested they shouldn't accompany them on tour. Test players are away from home about 6 - 8 months every year and there is an argument they play too much. The flipside is they may not play enough between tours. Back in the day touring teams had more warm up games than they do now and teams were away for the whole summer not just a few weeks. The facts are England aimed up at Trent Bridge and we didn't. The pitch was better prepared and suited the home team, as it should be. The best performing team won the match and it seems the series, unless we can win the next two games or at least win one and draw the other to enable us to retain the Ashes. Funny game Cricket, unbeatable one day then unwinnable the next. Hope that helped, Sean.. Whilst you have eloquently explained the answers to Sean's questions Reggie, I don't get the point you have made as I've underlined. Did you pen this before Trent Bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Whilst you have eloquently explained the answers to Sean's questions Reggie, I don't get the point you have made as I've underlined. Did you pen this before Trent Bridge? LOL, that's is what I was wondering! Reggie.... WTH??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie29 Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 Whilst you have eloquently explained the answers to Sean's questions Reggie, I don't get the point you have made as I've underlined. Did you pen this before Trent Bridge? It had been a long day and obviously the meds weren't working or the ganga worked too well! Hopefully we can get a win this week but I wouldn't put the farm on it. See you down under two years from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 So you Aussies are still watching this week's final test? Even though the result is meaningless for all intents and purposes, the English having already clinched the Urn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 There is pride at stake Sean. A 4-1 is far worse than a 3-2. The Baggie greens need a victory to placate the press, if nothing else! After this there are a smattering of one day and 20/20 games. If they lost them then it would be a sorry bunch who touch down in Melbourne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Australia lose the toss again and Cook wets his chops and asks the baggies to pad up. Green top wicket and cloud cover and humid. Could be carnage again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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