jabe Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Keynote Loose Guidelines1. indicate number of keys.2. what the keys *open* is welcomed but not required.3.embellishment and creative keyness is kool.4. Alrighty then, I'll start, and I'm being straight up:Embellishment may follow, depending.I have 15 keys on my keyring.Five for vehicles. One of which is for my late brother's Toyota Tacoma which I gave to relative now living in Iowa. I'll keep that key on my ring.Seven keys for front and back doors to three houses. I've carried a sheared off front door key to my parent's house since I was 19.A key to my garage and to my utility building.A safety deposit box bank key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Every lock at our house has the same key - so just 2 keys and a bottle opener on my personal one.But at work, every building, mechanical room, and electrical closet has a different key - so the damn keyring is so heavy, it pulls my pants down. Obviously, this is because the locksmith, Squarehead we call him, has job security. Prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apantherfrommd Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 2 Keys. Big Black is for the truck. Then the deadbolt for the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 2 for my Ford pickup2 for my old MercedesOne for the front doorOne for the garage door That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 That's it.I'm not buying this. Tell us EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledded1 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Two. House and garage.Car key is separate, too big to put on the key ring.The key to my heart is locked away but a woman needs to know the combination which I carry around in my head but doesn't take much persuasion to get from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geekfreak Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 well I feel like a jailer I`ve some many keys.1car 1motorcycle 1 front door 1 rear door 1 garage 1 locker (work Locker) 1toolbox (work) and 1bikecycles lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledded1 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 well I feel like a jailer I`ve some many keys.1car 1motorcycle 1 front door 1 rear door 1 garage 1 locker (work Locker) 1toolbox (work) and 1bikecycles lock. Staff at Broadmoor have less keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geekfreak Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Staff at Broadmoor have less keys.yeah your right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 key to my housekey to my carkey to my wife's carkey to my girlfriend's housekey to my gun safehandcuff key pretty normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apantherfrommd Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 key to my housekey to my carkey to my wife's carkey to my girlfriend's housekey to my gun safehandcuff key pretty normal Not even gonna ask which house the handcuffs are stashed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) First let me begin by saying this is a personal PEAVE of mine, I can’t stand seeing people walking around with giant ring on and keys all over the place hanging out of their pocket, you can hear them coming a mile away. My father would get angry about it when I was a child, and I think he passed it on to me.I have 3 “house keys” for 3 different places (house, ski camp, and summer camp) car key, and post box key on the same ring. All other keys (motorcycle, safety deposit box, truck, tractor, ski locks, bike locks, and so on are kept on their own individual key rings) and I had 3 copies made of each which my wife has, lawyer, and mother. Edited November 24, 2015 by Charles J. White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcarter690 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Its also a pet peeve of mine seeing people walking around with 900 keys on their key ring. Usually, its a janitor ( which is somewhat understandable) or some idiot security guard-various loser type. I have one key for my car and one for my house. And I would do away with both of those if it were possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles J. White Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Its also a pet peeve of mine seeing people walking around with 900 keys on their key ring. Usually, its a janitor ( which is somewhat understandable) or some idiot security guard-various loser type. I have one key for my car and one for my house. And I would do away with both of those if it were possible.For the record, I don't think of a security guard as a various loser type, just people doing a job that needs doing but it really does piss me off seeing a hundred keys hanging from a pocket as buddy whoever walks around not noticing the 50 lbs of weights they have clipped on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Its also a pet peeve of mine seeing people walking around with 900 keys on their key ring. Usually, its a janitor ( which is somewhat understandable) or some idiot security guard-various loser type. I have one key for my car and one for my house. And I would do away with both of those if it were possible.^ emphasis addedThen on the other hand someone with only two keys doesn't own very much.... sort of like a homeless person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcarter690 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 For the record, I don't think of a security guard as a various loser type, just people doing a job that needs doing but it really does piss me off seeing a hundred keys hanging from a pocket as buddy whoever walks around not noticing the 50 lbs of weights they have clipped onYou're right. I stand corrected. I shouldn't have been judgmental about hard working folks doing a necessary job. What I should have said is that anyone who walks around with 50 pounds of weights clipped on to their belts is trying to say something to the world about their level of importance: The more keys they have, the more important they believe themselves to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcarter690 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) ^ emphasis addedThen on the other hand someone with only two keys doesn't own very much.... sort of like a homeless person.Not necessarily. And for me, its quality rather than quantity for me. Edited November 25, 2015 by bcarter690 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Not necessarily. And for me, its quality rather than quantity for me.Those may be considered subjective terms friend. What kind of luxury car to you drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcarter690 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Let's not let this conversation devolve into a childish competition, friend. I make a very good living. Let's just leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) Let's not let this conversation devolve into a childish competition, friend. I make a very good living. Let's just leave it at that.Oh snap! Hey I was just trying to be friendly no competition intended. I earned a good living too (now semi retired)--- especially for a "loser type" with a lot of keys--- for things all paid for in cash.So I guess both of us will be having something to be thankful for this thanksgiving. Edited November 25, 2015 by LIVIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 On the competition side, my pockets probably aren't as deep as the two of you. I'm content with what I feel in earning a descent living.However, when I'm out in public wearing pants that have deeper than normal pockets, those 15 keys I carry, when shifting inward, can resemble the 'Percy Bulge', circa 1973-1975. Combine that with when my abs are semi- toned, many a woman has been mesmerized by the package they think I'm packing. I make eye contact, give a slight grin, sometimes a wink, and continue on.I may add a couple more keys for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apantherfrommd Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 On the competition side, my pockets probably aren't as deep as the two of you. I'm content with what I feel in earning a descent living.However, when I'm out in public wearing pants that have deeper than normal pockets, those 15 keys I carry, when shifting inward, can resemble the 'Percy Bulge', circa 1973-1975. Combine that with when my abs are semi- toned, many a woman has been mesmerized by the package they think I'm packing. I make eye contact, give a slight grin, sometimes a wink, and continue on.I may add a couple more keys for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 On the competition side, my pockets probably aren't as deep as the two of you. I'm content with what I feel in earning a descent living.However, when I'm out in public wearing pants that have deeper than normal pockets, those 15 keys I carry, when shifting inward, can resemble the 'Percy Bulge', circa 1973-1975. Combine that with when my abs are semi- toned, many a woman has been mesmerized by the package they think I'm packing. I make eye contact, give a slight grin, sometimes a wink, and continue on.I may add a couple more keys for the hell of it.Hell, why not just go all in and wrap a cucumber in tin foil. Now that might be interpreted as a "key to the kingdom"... but sooner or later the rubber needs to meet the road... Try this one on for size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Hell, why not just go all in and wrap a cucumber in tin foil. Now that might be interpreted as a "key to the kingdom"... but sooner or later the rubber needs to meet the road... Try this one on for size Skeleton keys... nice.Cucumber wise, if I ever went that route, I'd let it hang out on my kitchen counter for a few days to limber up ,so as to have a bit of back and forth swag motion as I walk down the aisles at Costco. Probably can YouTube techniques that keeps it secure to the untrained eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIN Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) Skeleton keys... nice.Cucumber wise, if I ever went that route, I'd let it hang out on my kitchen counter for a few days to limber up ,so as to have a bit of back and forth swag motion as I walk down the aisles at Costco. Probably can YouTube techniques that keeps it secure to the untrained eye.I personally prefer a very fresh Japanese hot house cucumber for it's firmness, however the girth of a standard cucumber may be to the liking of others. I guess it all depends on your target audience. But to the "trained eye" we should probably defer to expertise of one of our Zeppettes... Edited November 25, 2015 by LIVIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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