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Gonna kick it off by this lyrical ditty or two...

 

"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket".....Fergie - "Big Girls Don't Cry"

 

"And I'm on my knees looking for the answer.  Are we human or are we dancer?"....The Killers - "Human"

 

 

Feel free to throw in anything that your ears have had the misfortune in hearing.

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How about one of the most arrogant and self-absorbed lines of all time? : 'I'm Sexy and I know it!' :P 

Or how about the entire lyrics to songs like 'Baby Got Back'? :blink:

I think I'll find 100's if not 1000's of shitty lyrics, thanks to the ridiculous drivel that the majority of the so-called 'popular' mainstream artists, are coming up with these days! 

Just for giggles,I am going to try and find some really hilarious lyrics and keep this thread going! :D 

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Thankfully, I've never heard these, I'm pretty quick about rolling up the car windows when I hear "THUMP, THUMP, THUMP" approaching at a red light.

I don't remember any Kinks thread, here. Other than their most famous song, I've always hated their lyrics. Little green men under the bed and Lolas...

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Snap    "Rhythm is a Dancer" :  I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer

 

Des'ree    "Life":  I don't wanna see a ghost
                       It's the sight that I fear most
                      I'd rather have a piece of toast

 

 

 

 

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You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip, classic thing that you like
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time
'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

Taylor Swift

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Can't stand her, she seems like such a phony. 

You took the words right out of my mouth! I fail to understand what people see in her songs! A Uni classmate of mine, who loves her music, has called Led Zeppelin a 'snooze fest' and a 'band for old men' because of the 'excessively long guitar solos' and 'slow moving' songs! :slapface: 

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This is so bloody wrong on so many levels! I don't know whether to laugh or cry upon reading this shit! Presenting the epitome of shitty lyrics!  :sos:

Sexy and I Know It :sarcastic_hand:

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

Check it out, check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man

I'm sexy and I know it

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body, I work out

I'm sexy and I know it

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