Disco Duck Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 My theory on why so many contemporary songs have crappy lyrics is that many of today's songwriters don't read books or watch old movies. As a result they have limited vocabularies and cultural references from which to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 This is so bloody wrong on so many levels! I don't know whether to laugh or cry upon reading this shit! Presenting the epitome of shitty lyrics! Sexy and I Know It Girl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outWhen I walk in the spot, this is what I seeEverybody stops and they staring at meI got passion in my pantsAnd I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)I'm sexy and I know itI'm sexy and I know itWhen I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em offWhen I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeksThis is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to goWe headed to the bar, baby don't be nervousNo shoes, no shirt, and I still get servicedGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outWhen I walk in the spot, this is what I seeEverybody stops and they staring at meI got passion in my pantsAnd I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)I'm sexy and I know itI'm sexy and I know itCheck it out, check it outWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahDo the wiggle manDo the wiggle manI'm sexy and I know itGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that body, I work outI'm sexy and I know itI got passion in my pants. lmao. gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletMacaw Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I agree with Disco Duck.Worst lyrics? Just look at some of our recent "divas": "If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it." I guess you COULD put a ring there...maybe...but I wouldn't recommend it!Remember the old days when it was men who objectified and degraded women? Now we have Beyonce, Meghan what'sher name, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeyyaa Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 May "put this ring on the finger"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 Nicki Minga (I mean Minaj)You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I got passion in my pants. lmao. gross. Gross, is right! And this is exactly how I feel about the mainstream artists of today and the lyrics they 'write': Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 There's been a few that has covered "I hope you dance" including some bloke from Westlife....but this bugs meI hope you dance???!! Bloody awful grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 Rihanna, Kanye West, and Paul McCartney, “FourFiveSeconds”Now I'm FourFiveSeconds from wildin'And we got three more days 'til FridayI'm just tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'I swear I wish somebody would tell meOoh, that's all I want McCartney....why??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redirtuo Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Not only are they crap lyrics, they also flushed a classic right down the toilet."Come With Me"puff daddy(feat. Jimmy Page)Fuck my enemies Fuck my foesDamn these hoesYou're stepping on my toes Back up off meTake your hands off me Give me room to breathe I'm not hearing it I'm not fearing it I'm up to my ears in it Bullshit I'm destructiveSome women find that seductiveSome say it's lunacy Reluctantly I've been moving onI ignore youSorry if I bore you I neglect youDon't mean to disrespect youCan't you see I love you dearlyAnd that sincerely But you annoy meYou can't avoid me I'm here to stayForever and ever and a day That's neverI can't let you goI can't forget itWhy you did it I won't permit itAnd won't acquit it I want to fight youI'll fucking bite you Can't stand nobody like youYou can't runYou can't hide No surpriseClose your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Ignorance is bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chef free Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moddey Dhoo Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Can't believe it got popular, dumb lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Anything written by David Coverdale, take your pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 On 2/18/2016 at 4:44 AM, JTM said: Anything written by David Coverdale, take your pick. The album/song title 'Slide It In' is pretty cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 On December 7, 2015 at 1:43 AM, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: You took the words right out of my mouth! I fail to understand what people see in her songs! A Uni classmate of mine, who loves her music, has called Led Zeppelin a 'snooze fest' and a 'band for old men' because of the 'excessively long guitar solos' and 'slow moving' songs! I've noticed clothes, hair and makeup being mentioned in other songs of hers too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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