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Crap Lyrics

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My theory on why so many contemporary songs have crappy lyrics is that many of today's songwriters don't read books or watch old movies.  As a result they have limited vocabularies and cultural references from which to draw.  

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This is so bloody wrong on so many levels! I don't know whether to laugh or cry upon reading this shit! Presenting the epitome of shitty lyrics!  :sos:

Sexy and I Know It :sarcastic_hand:

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

Check it out, check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man

I'm sexy and I know it

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body

I work out

Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body, I work out

I'm sexy and I know it

I got passion in my pants. lmao. gross. :lol::wacko:

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I agree with Disco Duck.

Worst lyrics? Just look at some of our recent "divas": "If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it." I guess you COULD put a ring there...maybe...but I wouldn't recommend it!

Remember the old days when it was men who objectified and degraded women? Now we have Beyonce, Meghan what'sher name, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry...

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Nicki Minga (I mean Minaj)

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe

 

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I got passion in my pants. lmao. gross. :lol::wacko:

Gross, is right! :P :wacko: 

And this is exactly how I feel about the mainstream artists of today and the lyrics they 'write':

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There's been a few that has covered "I hope you dance" including some bloke from Westlife....but this bugs me

I hope you dance???!!   Bloody awful grammar

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Rihanna, Kanye West, and Paul McCartney, “FourFiveSeconds”

Now I'm FourFiveSeconds from wildin'
And we got three more days 'til Friday
I'm just tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'
I swear I wish somebody would tell me
Ooh, that's all I want

 

McCartney....why???

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Not only are they crap lyrics, they also flushed a classic right down the toilet.

"Come With Me"

puff daddy(feat. Jimmy Page)


Fuck my enemies 
Fuck my foes
Damn these hoes
You're stepping on my toes 
Back up off me
Take your hands off me 
Give me room to breathe 
I'm not hearing it 
I'm not fearing it 
I'm up to my ears in it 
Bullshit I'm destructive
Some women find that seductive
Some say it's lunacy 
Reluctantly I've been moving on
I ignore you
Sorry if I bore you 
I neglect you
Don't mean to disrespect you
Can't you see 
I love you dearly
And that sincerely 
But you annoy me
You can't avoid me 
I'm here to stay
Forever and ever and a day 
That's never
I can't let you go
I can't forget it
Why you did it 
I won't permit it
And won't acquit it 
I want to fight you
I'll fucking bite you 
Can't stand nobody like you
You can't run
You can't hide 
No surprise
Close your eyes

 

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Anything written by David Coverdale, take your pick.

 

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On 2/18/2016 at 4:44 AM, JTM said:

Anything written by David Coverdale, take your pick.

 

The album/song title 'Slide It In' is pretty cringeworthy. 

Edited by Sathington Willoughby

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On December 7, 2015 at 1:43 AM, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said:

You took the words right out of my mouth! I fail to understand what people see in her songs! A Uni classmate of mine, who loves her music, has called Led Zeppelin a 'snooze fest' and a 'band for old men' because of the 'excessively long guitar solos' and 'slow moving' songs! :slapface: 

I've noticed clothes, hair and makeup being mentioned in other songs of hers too...

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