MOJO Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. It's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone, wonder if she's gone to stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away. And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone, but ain't no sunshine when she's gone, only darkness everyday. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away. Anytime she goes away. Anytime she goes away. Anytime she goes away. Anytime she goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Far From Home-Hinder You said I’m always saying sorry for the same old things I’m sorry for the drugs and how much I drink You said I say it so much it doesn’t mean anything I’m sorry, my love, but I had to leave I hope most of you will never know what it’s like to let a love go Leaving everything at home, everything you’ve ever known I can’t fix this from a phone I’m sorry you feel so alone It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” So far from home You keep calling and complaining that I just don’t care But would you say that if I was there? It’s that picture you keep painting that’s causing your tears I could set you straight if you were here I hope most of you will never know what it’s like to let a love go Leaving everything at home, everything you’ve ever known I can’t fix this from a phone I’m sorry you feel so alone It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” I don’t want to string you along And that’s why I’m letting you go It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” So far from home And I don’t know how many times I talked to you And I can’t count how many fights I fought with you I don’t want to string you along That’s why I’m letting you go It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” I can’t fix this from a phone I’m sorry you feel so alone It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” I don’t want to string you along That’s why I’m letting you go It’s like I told you, “You’re better off without me, I’m sick of saying sorry.” So far from home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roblindblad Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 You dont need no periscope You wont need second sight Itll come at you so fast my friend Its thank you and goodnight Caught in the river Can't stop the flood Thats the power of money, paper blood No matter what youve said or done The measure of success Is how much you can charge it on American express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Four Seasons In One Day-Neil & Tim Finn Four seasons in one day Lying in the depths of your imagination Worlds above and worlds below The sun shines on the black clouds hanging over the domain Even when youre feeling warm The temperature could drop away Like four seasons in one day Smiling as the shit comes down You can tell a man from what he has to say Everything gets turned around And I will risk my neck again, again You can take me where you will Up the creek and through the mill All the things you cant explain Four seasons in one day Blood dries up Like rain, like rain Fills my cup Like four seasons in one day It doesnt pay to make predictions Sleeping on an unmade bed Finding out wherever there is comfort there is pain Only one step away Like four seasons in one day Blood dries up Like rain, like rain Fills my cup Like four seasons in one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Taking it back to where it belongs.... Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode Who never ever learned to read or write so well But he could play the guitar just like ringing a bell Go Go Go Johnny Go Go Go Johnny B. Goode He use to carry his guitar in a gunny sack Gp sit beneath the tree by the railroad track Oh, the engineers used to see him sitting in the shade Playing to the rhythm that the drivers made People passing by would stop and say Oh my that little country boy could play Go Go Go Johnny Go Go Go Johnny B. Goode His mama told him someday he would be a man And he would be the leader of a big old band Many people coming from miles around To hear you play your music when the sun go down Maybe someday your name will be in lights Saying Johnny B. Goode tonight Go Go Go Johnny Go Go Go Johnny B. Goode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemccartney95 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Adam's Apple-Aerosmith Back when Cain was able Way before the stable Lighting struck right down from the sky A mother ship with fate said let's give it a try Conscience was related Man he was created Lady luck took him by surprise A sweet and bitter fruit it surely opened his eyes Well she ate it Lordy it was love at first bite Well she ate it Never knowin wrong from right right right Even Eve in Eden Voices tried deceiving With lies that showed the lady the way At first she stopped and turned and tried to walk away Man he was believer Lady was deceiver So the story goes but you see The snake was he and she just climbed right up his tree So she ate it Lordy it was love at first bite Well she ate it Never knowin wrong from right right right Whooooaaa...... Conscience was related Man he was created When lady luck took him by surprise The sweet and bitter fruit it surely opened his eyes Evil came like reignin Who knows who's to blamin Something tried to lay her to waste And all she want and need was just a little taste Whooa, she ate it Lordy it was love at first bite Well she ate it Never knowin wrong from right right right Well she ate it Lordy it was love at first bite Yeah she ate it Never knowin wrong from right right Oh that's right Excellent! , Jo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_leah_h Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Broken Hearts are for Assholes Frank Zappa Hey! do you know what you are? Youre an asshole! an asshole! Some of you might not agree Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, cause you're an asshole... Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to the grape, Just to give it a try And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One two three four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production: Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town In a way you can't explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With kona. And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen towns finest... But you forgot what I was sayin Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right Youre an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes Youre an asshole, you're an asshole That's right Youre an asshole, you're an asshole Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest N now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you, But don't fool yerself girl Its lookin at you Don't fool yerself girl Its winkin at you Don't fool yerself girl Its blinkin at you That's why I say Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch; crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Don't fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew you'd be surprised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemccartney95 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Janie's Got a Gun-Aerosmith Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.... Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Her whole world's come undone From looking straight at the sun What did her daddy do? What did he put you through? They say when Janie was arrested They found him underneath a train But man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gun She ain't never gonna be the same Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Her dog day's just begun Now everybody is on the run Tell her now it's untrue What did her daddy do? He jacked the little bitty baby The man has got to be insane They say the spell that he was under The lightnin' and the thunder Knew that someone had to stop the pain Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Her dog day's just begun Now everybody is on the run What did her daddy do It's Janie's last I.O.U. She had to take him down easy And put a bullet in his brain She said 'cause nobody believes me The man was such a sleeze He ain't never gonna be the same Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Everybody is on the run Janie's got a gun Her dog day's just begun Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem) 'Cause Janie's got a gun (Tell me it ain't right) Janie's got a gun (Was it daddy's cradle robbin') Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night) Now everybody's on the run Janie's got a gun Wow. So sad.... , Jo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 SPARKS OF THE TEMPEST-KANSAS The sparks of the tempest rage a hundred years on The voice of the dreamer screams the cause of the pawn The King and the Queen are gone, each piece is the same The difference between us is a part of the game Darkness is spreading like a spot on the sun The dead are the living in the age of the gun While everyone clamors for the justice they seek The Word is corrupted and the strong take the weak They mold you and shape you, so watch what you do The sparks of the tempest are burnin' you through Spreading like wildfire, fallin' like rain Though they may promise, they only bring pain your future is managed, and your freedom's a joke You don't know the difference as you put on the yoke The less that you know the more you fall into place A cog in the wheel, there is no soul in your face Run for the cover, Millennium's here Bearing the standard of confusion and fear Spreading like wildfire, fallin' like rain Though they may promise, they only bring pain Blood in the sand, a cry in the street Now the cycle is nearly complete Ten thousand years, and nothing was learned No turning back, now the wheel has turned Big Brother is watching and he likes what he sees A world for the taking, when he's ready to squeeze The King and the Queen are gone, each piece is the same The difference between us is a part of the game Soothsayer saying now tell me no lies What is this madness that is filling the skies Spreading like wildfire, fallin' like rain Though they may promise, they only bring pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 MIRACLES OUT OF NOWHERE-KANSAS On a crystal morning I can see the dewdrops falling Down from a gleaming heaven, I can hear the voices call When you comin' home now, son, the World is not for you Tell me what's you point of view Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away Tell me what made you that way (Chorus) Here I am just waiting for a sign Asking questions, learning all the time It's always here, it's always there It's just love, and miracles out of nowhere Tell me now dear Mother, what's it like to be so old Children grown and leavin', seems the world is growin' cold And though your body's ailin' you, your mind is just like new Tell me where you're goin' to It's so simple right before your eyes If you'll look through this disguise It's always here, it's always there It's just love and miracles out of nowhere I sang this song a hundred, maybe a thousand years ago No one ever listens, I just play and then I go Off into the sunset like the western heroes do Tell me what you're gonna do Here I am, I'm sure to see a sign All my life I knew that it was mine It's always here, it's always there It's just love and miracles out of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 HOPELESSLY HUMAN-Kansas It's a strange aberration, this brainstorm of youth Though it's lost in translation from fancy to truth It's hopelessly human, both inside and out A joyous occasion, there's no reason to doubt It's easy somehow, what once was elusive Is calling me now I am waiting, I am patiently Doing nothing, in a reverie Climbing higher, seeing everything Interacting, slowly spiralling I am giving, while I'm watching the Life I'm living, precious energy Escalating, what was once just a game, It's never the same, no one's to blame It's a strange situation, there's no cause for alarm All these hot licks and rhetoric, surely do you no harm They're hopelessly human, both inside and out A joyous occasion, there's no reason to doubt When each word is read, would you know the difference If nothing was said? All is rythm, all is unity I am laughing, as it's meant to be Just amusing, I am using the Word was given, making harmony Moving slowly, dancing aimlessly Endless circle, turning fearlessly Resurrected, falling down again Introspective, I'm just stating my view Now you can choose, what do you feel, Is it for real this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 DUST IN THE WIND-Kansas (you've probably heard this one many times but it always rings true) I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "Bizarre Love Triangle" (New Order; although listening to the Frente version) Every time i think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find Living a life that I can't leave behind There's no sense in telling me The wisdom of a fool won't set you free But that's the way that it goes And it's what nobody knows While every day my confusion grows Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll say the words that I can't say I feel fine and I feel good I'm feeling like I never should Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday I'm not sure what this could mean I don't think you're what you seem I do admit to myself That if I hurt someone else Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll say the words that I can't say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 One of my favorite country songs. Kevin Fowler - "Don't Touch My Willie" She showed up at my house at half past nine In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine She said this will be a night you won't forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine She said she never met a man like me in her life Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone There's a lot of other records that you can choose from So let me make myself clear before you go too far Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine Keep your hands off my Willie, We'll get along just fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Building A Mystery - Sarah McLachlan you come out at night that's when the energy comes and the dark side's light and the vampires roam you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came you're building a mystery you live in a church where you sleep with voodoo dolls and you won't give up the search for the ghosts in the halls you wear sandals in the snow and a smile that won't wash away can you look out the window without your shadow getting in the way oh you're so beautiful with an edge and a charm but so careful when I'm in your arms (chorus) 'cause you're working building a mystery holding on and holding it in yeah you're working building a mystery and choosing so carefully you woke up screaming aloud a prayer from your secret god you feed off our fears and hold back your tears give us a tantrum and a know it all grin just when we need one when the evening's thin oh you're a beautiful a beautiful fucked up man you're setting up your razor wire shrine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemccartney95 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 And I Love Her-Beatles I give her all my love That's all I do And if you saw my love You'd love her too I love her She gives me ev'rything And tenderly The kiss my lover brings She brings to me And I love her A love like ours Could never die As long as I Have you near me Bright are the stars that shine Dark is the sky I know this love of mine Will never die And I love her Bright are the stars that shine Dark is the sky I know this love of mine Will never die And I love her Aww.... , Jo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Wadin' through the waste stormy winter, And there's not a friend to help you through. Tryin' to stop the waves behind your eyeballs, Drop your reds, drop your greens and blues. Thank you for your wine, California, Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits. Yes I got the desert in my toenail And I hid the speed inside my shoe. But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, Come on, honey child, I beg you. Come on, come on down, you got it in ya. Got to scrape the shit right off you shoes. I want you to come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, I want you come on, honey child, I beg you. . I want you come on, honey child you got it in you. Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes. But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, Come on, come on down, I beg of you. Come on, come on down, you got it in you. Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartbreaker_Girl Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 One of my favorite country songs. Kevin Fowler - "Don't Touch My Willie" She showed up at my house at half past nine In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine She said this will be a night you won't forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine She said she never met a man like me in her life Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone There's a lot of other records that you can choose from So let me make myself clear before you go too far Don't touch my Willie I don't know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones Hell, or anybody else I don't know what you heard I ain't that kind of guy Yeah so don't touch my Willie, We'll get a long just fine Keep your hands off my Willie, We'll get along just fine I know that song! I'm not big on counrty but living where I live, I hear it all the time. One of my favorite Beatles songs, Lovely Rita: Lovely rita meter maid. Lovely rita meter maid. Lovely rita meter maid. Nothing can come between us, When it gets dark i tow your heart away. Standing by a parking meter, When i caught a glimpse of rita, Filling in a ticket in her little white book. In a cap she looked much older, And the bag across her shoulder Made her look a little like a military man. Lovely rita meter maid, May i inquire discreetly, When are you free, To take some tea with me. Took her out and tried to win her, Had a laugh and over dinner, Told her i would really like to see her again, Got the bill and rita paid it, Took her home i nearly made it, Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two. Oh, lovely rita meter maid, Where would i be without you, Give us a wink and make me think of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 In this life I've seen everything I can see woman, I've seen lovers flying through the air hand in hand I've seen babies dancing in the midnight sun, And I've seen dreams that came from the heavenly skies above I've seen old men crying at their own grave sides And I've seen pigs all sitting watching, picture slides But I never seen nothing like you. CHORUS Do ya do ya want my love Do ya do ya want my face Do ya do ya want my mind Do ya do ya want my love Well I, heard the crowd singin' out of tune, As they, sat and sang Auld Lang Syne by the light of the moon I heard the preachers bangin' on the drums, And I heard the police playin' with their guns But I never heard nothin' like you. In the country where the sky touches down On the field, she lay her down to rest In the morning sun, They come a'runnin' just to get a look, just to Feel to touch her long black hair they don't give a damn CHORUS -- repeat Well I think you know what I'm trying to say woman, That is I'd like to save you for a rainy day, I've seen enough of the world to know, That I've got to get it all to get it all to grow. CHORUS -- repeat Do Ya-Electric Light Orchestra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theycallmethehunter Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hi ho Silver Lining- Jeff Beck You're everywhere and nowhere baby, that's where you're at Going down a bumpy hillside, in your hippy hat Flying across the country, and getting fat Saying everything is groovy, when your tires are flat And it's high ho silver lining, anywhere you go now baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious Flies are in your pea soup baby, they're waving at me Anything you want is yours now, only nothing's for free Lies are gonna get you someday, just wait and see So open up your beach umbrella, while you're watching TV And it's high ho silver lining, anywhere you go now baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious And it's high ho silver lining, anywhere you go now baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious And it's high ho silver lining, anywhere you go now baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious And it's high ho silver lining, anywhere you go now baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 "There oughta be a law, with no bail Smash a guitar and you go to jail With no chance of early parole You don't get out until you get some soul" John Hiatt-Perfectly Good Guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPN Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Here's some Prine-I haven't seen him live yet, but REALLY want to. I could come up with an entire t-shirt collection using his lyrics (Hiatt's also): "Adam and Eve and Lucy and Ricky Bit the big apple and got a little sticky, Esmerelda and the hunchback of Notre Dame They humped each other like they had no shame, They paused as they posed for a polaroid photo, She whispered in his ear... Exactliodo Quasimodo" (from THE SINS OF MEMPHISTO) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOME HUMANS AIN'T HUMAN: Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find A few frozen pizzas Some ice cubes with hair A broken Popsicle You don't want to go there Some humans ain't human Though they walk like we do They live and they breathe Just to turn the old screw They screw you when you're sleeping They try to screw you blind Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind You might go to church And sit down in a pew Those humans who ain't human Could be sittin' right next to you They talk about your family They talk about your clothes When they don't know their own ass From their own elbows Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony Spoken: Have you ever noticed When you're feeling really good There's always a pigeon That'll come shit on your hood Or you're feeling your freedom And the world's off your back Some cowboy from Texas Starts his own war in Iraq Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind They lie through their teeth With their head up their behind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JESUS, THE MISSING YEARS: It was raining. It was cold West Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old So he packed his bags and he headed out To find out what the world's about He went to France. He went to Spain He found love. He found pain. He found stores so he started to shop But he had no money so he got in trouble with a cop Kids in trouble with the cops From Israel didn't have no home So he cut his hair and moved to Rome It was there he met his Irish bride And they rented a flat on the lower east side of Rome... Italy that is Music publishers, book binders, Bible belters, Money Changers, Spoon Benders and lots of pretty Italian chicks. Chorus: Charley bought some popcorn Billy bought a car Someone almost bought the farm But they didn't go that far Things shut down at midnight At least around here they do Cause we all reside down the block Inside at ....23 Skidoo. Wine was flowing so were beers So Jesus found his missing years So He went to a dance and said "This don't move me" He hiked up his pants and he went to a movie On his thirteenth birthday he saw "Rebel without a Cause" He went straight on home and invented Santa Claus Who gave him a gift and he responded in kind He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind You see him and the wife wasn't getting along So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song Called "The Dove of Love Fell Off the Perch" But he couldn't get divorced in the Catholic Church At least not back then anyhow Jesus was a good guy he didn't need this shit So he took a pill with a bag of peanuts and A Coca-Cola and he swallowed it. He discovered the Beatles And he recorded with the Stones Once He even opened up a three-way package In Southern California for old George Jones Repeat Chorus: The years went by like sweet little days With babies crying pork chops and beaujolais When he woke up he was seventeen The world was angry. The world was mean. Why the man down the street and the kid on the stoop All agreed that life stank. All the world smelled like poop Baby poop that is ..the worst kind So he grew his hair long and threw away his comb And headed back to Jerusalem to find Mom, Dad and home But when he got there the cupboard was bare Except for an old black man with a fishing rod He said "Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?" Jesus said "God" Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into? I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood They're gonna kill me Mama. They don't like me Bud. So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quick All them people killed him and he wasn't even sick So come and gather around me my contemporary peers And I'll tell you all the story of Jesus...The Missing Years Repeat Chorus: We all reside down the block Inside at ....23 Skidoo. (I copied the lyrics from a site called the Prine Shrine, but I noticed they have a few words he didn't sing on the recording) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and the one that may wind up engraved on my urn someday: "send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye" (from "PLEASE DON'T BURY ME") This could go on forever...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Remember when we first met John McClane? Argyle picked him up from the plane, And took him down to Nakatomi Tower... To meet with Holly. He came to get her back and to be her man, But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan, And that's about when everything went sour At the Christmas party. And the terrorists were over-zealous, But it was sweet when they killed Ellis! And, with a little help from Allen, John McClane kicked ass! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! No one dies harder than John McClane, Even when his wife's stuck on a plane About to crash into the Potomac River... On the eve of Christmas. And airport security kicked him out, But John McClane is just too damn proud, And nothing could have made him not deliver... 'Cause that's his business! And with a lot of fights and gunplay He blew that plane up on the runway. And, with a little help from Allen, Holly's plane could land! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! No one dies harder than John McClane, Saving all the passengers on the train. But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions: It was just a distraction! And there was no way McClane could know That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro. And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance" With Samuel Jackson! And the good cop wouldn't miss this, Even though it wasn't Christmas. He didn't get any help from Allen... But only in part three! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Finally we're back with John McClane Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain: We can live free or we can die hard, As hard as we can. From taking on a terrorist he's never met, To taking on an F-35 jet, With the greatest car explosions by far... This sure looks sweet, man! And we know what the basic gist is: There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas. We don't know but we're pretty sure that John McClane kicks ass! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 This one's the theme song of my life right now, and I can belt it out with the best of them! "You Never Give Me Your Money" The Beatles (Found on Abbey Road) You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper and in the middle of negotiations you break down I never give you my number I only give you my situation and in the middle of investigation I break down Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent All the money's gone, nowhere to go Any jobber got the sack Monday morning, turning back Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling Nowhere to go Nowhere to go One sweet dream Pick up the bags and get in the limousine Soon we'll be away from here Step on the gas and wipe that tear away One sweet dream came true... today Came true... today Came true... today...yes it did One two three four five six seven, All good children go to Heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 From memory... ...and a clip from YouTube..... It was a glorious time,and wiseguys were all over the place. It was before Appalachian,and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world It was when I first met Jimmy Conway..... He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time, but he was already a legend. He'd walk in the door and everybody who worked the room just went wild. He'd give the doorman a hundred just for opening the door. He'd shove hundreds in the pockets of the dealers and all the guys that ran the games. The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold. (Jimmy: The Irishman is here to take all you guinenas' money) See,Jimmy was one of the most feared guys in the city. He was first locked up at eleven and he was doing hits for mob bosses when he was sixteen. See,hits never bothered Jimmy. It was business. But what Jimmy really loved to do,what he really loved to do was steal.I mean, he actually enjoyed it. Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies. (Jimmy: You might know who we are,but we KNOW who you are,you understand?) He was one of the city's biggest hijackers of booze, Cigarettes.Razor blades. Shrimp and Lobsters. Shrimp and Lobsters were best. They went really fast. And almost all of them were gimmies.I mean,they just gave it up,no problem. They called him Jimmy the Gent. (Jimmy:Tommy,help the lady) The drivers loved him. They used to tip him off about the really good loads.And of course, everybody got a piece...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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