manderlyh Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 If they were professional, maybe there'd be a camera crew? I just now got the gist of "disturbed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Well, let's put it this way. Their bed is EXTREMELY creaky, and I believe it is positioned exactly above mine (the layouts of the apartments are identical). So I can hear EVERY creak their bed makes. And judging by the lack of variation in, well, rhythm... Amateurish. At least, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 My dream is to someday meet a decent guy who likes the same types of music as me, so I don't have to go to concerts alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ^ That's a good one, Bonnie. Sign me up for one of those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 My dream is to someday meet a decent guy who likes the same types of music as me, so I don't have to go to concerts alone... I know what you mean. I would love to find a woman who had the same taste in movies and music as me. Most of my girlfriends have been into sissy romantic movies and weren't in to most of the music i like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Remembering a Friday Night...any Friday Night on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I know what you mean. I would love to find a woman who had the same taste in movies and music as me. Most of my girlfriends have been into sissy romantic movies and weren't in to most of the music i like. UGH!! One thing I can't stand are those stupid sappy romantic movies. They're always so cheesy, and completely unrealistic, and they always have the same plot. I'd rather watch a comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 If they were professional, maybe there'd be a camera crew? I just now got the gist of "disturbed." :lol: Well, let's put it this way. Their bed is EXTREMELY creaky, and I believe it is positioned exactly above mine (the layouts of the apartments are identical). So I can hear EVERY creak their bed makes. And judging by the lack of variation in, well, rhythm... Amateurish. At least, in my opinion. Creaky, eh? Perhaps they want for you to hear them. I dare you to leave a can of lubricant oil at the front door of these amateurs. C'mon, I dare 'ya! I double dare 'ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I had a couple that lived above me once that I had the same issue with. It made me a bit sick, because the husband was ICKY! Now I'm wondering how many people hated to have me as a neighbor. I lived in apartments for seven years? eight years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 To move to NYC and work in advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irg82 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I want to meet Robert Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 :lol: Creaky, eh? Perhaps they want for you to hear them. I dare you to leave a can of lubricant oil at the front door of these amateurs. C'mon, I dare 'ya! I double dare 'ya! I just might. A bottle of Astroglide, I believe, simply addressed to the wife. The husband's a real ass, so I can't imagine HE does much thinking about what's good for her. Or perhaps I'll just leave a vibrator at the door for her. And a note to the effect that it's more fun than her husband. Am I evil? Yes I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ROFL don't buy her a good one...spend very little money if you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I happen to know one can get a decent one for around $10. And a functional one as a free gift with purchase from the right vendor. I'm not sayin' how I know that, I'm just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ^ I'm just saying... whoah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 ^ I'm just saying... whoah. Mandy, don't tell me you don't have one?! Oh hon... seriously, I will PM you the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 There are women without them? Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 If you can believe it, I had this discussion with my mom. She has never owned one, which makes me quite sad for her, honestly. Of course, she is a much different generation than ours... but still. I can't believe my sisters never talked her into getting one, and one my sisters has been in the know for at LEAST 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 My mom has a few. I remember in high shcool, a few of my friends and I showed each other our mothers' and we noticed something funny: they all had the same one, but in different colors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Ha!! Now, THAT is funny! Must have been a good one then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 or quite cheap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Or that! Ha ha... I didn't think of it that way. Maybe they all went to the same "toy party." I still haven't been to one of those, but I think I'll get my first invite to one in the next couple of months. A good friend of my sister's has a couple of these parties each year (as in, they sell the products... just wanted to clarify, ha ha), and I guess it gets to be pretty damn fun. I can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I've been invited to those, but I think I'll just giggle the entire time. Actually, I've been given business cards from women who host those when I've been working. I'm nice enough to invite my boss to use the card instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I just might. A bottle of Astroglide, I believe, simply addressed to the wife. The husband's a real ass, so I can't imagine HE does much thinking about what's good for her. Or perhaps I'll just leave a vibrator at the door for her. And a note to the effect that it's more fun than her husband. Am I evil? Yes I am! Muahahahaha! Yes you are! Do it! If you feel handling it in a less genteel manner, leave 'em some MOTOR OIL. Any 10w30 will do. But, do update us on how you fare! My mom has a few. I remember in high shcool, a few of my friends and I showed each other our mothers' and we noticed something funny: they all had the same one, but in different colors! Toys? Manders' has never had one? They come in different shape, sizes and colours? I can only say that I am shocked Manders does not have one. I thought you'd have a whole collection! Had I'd known earlier I could have sent a message on your behalf to Santa Claus to get you one ... Nevertheless, I sure do feel bad that you've never had a Barbie doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Motor oil! Too funny- then I could say it could either be applied to, well... *ahem*... or it could be applied to that damn creaky BED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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