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Nerdies Pickup Lines

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"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you."

"Hey baby! What's your IP address?"

"Are you feeling hot? Because you're burning me up like a PS3 that's been on for two days straight!"

"You're remarkable. In fact, I just made a remark."

"Hi. I'm an IT student... I'm, uhh, *skilled*... involving the usage of hardware..."

"Baby your turning my software into hardware."

"You must be an angel... because I have an erection."

"Mind if we go to my place and I'll stick my floppy in your drive for a data upload?"

"I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we [brief pause] have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now." (From 'A Beautiful Mind')

"From the moment I met you, my heart is like an unfragmented HD."

"Lemme get up in them guts..." - Jason Mewes.

"Mmm girl, you put my text in Caps Lock"

"No, honey, this isn't a joystick in my pocket."

"If you thought Chewbacca was harry, wait until you see my wookie."

:lol::beer:

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"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you."

"Hey baby! What's your IP address?"

"Are you feeling hot? Because you're burning me up like a PS3 that's been on for two days straight!"

"You're remarkable. In fact, I just made a remark."

"Hi. I'm an IT student... I'm, uhh, *skilled*... involving the usage of hardware..."

"Baby your turning my software into hardware."

"You must be an angel... because I have an erection."

"Mind if we go to my place and I'll stick my floppy in your drive for a data upload?"

"I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we [brief pause] have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now." (From 'A Beautiful Mind')

"From the moment I met you, my heart is like an unfragmented HD."

"Lemme get up in them guts..." - Jason Mewes.

"Mmm girl, you put my text in Caps Lock"

"No, honey, this isn't a joystick in my pocket."

"If you thought Chewbacca was harry, wait until you see my wookie."

:lol::beer:

proably here you would get your face slapped B)

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proably here you would get your face slapped B)

Not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean, but this is supposed to be a fun thread. :P

1. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

2. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

3. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

4. Wanna come back to my room?...and see my two Geforce 8800Ultras in SLi?

5. How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

6. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

7. Why don't we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between me and you?

8. Wanna see the programs on my TI-89?

9. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

10. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

11. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

12. You make my software turn to hardware.

13. I'd like to demonstrate simple harmonic motion with you.

14. Is that a vibrating cell phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me.

15. I'd like to get under your fume hood!

16. Nice set of parabolas!

17. I'll let you be like my Winamp window- Always on Top.

18. You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner... Very fiiine.

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:lol::lol:

I love the ones you posted that have connections with functions, parabolas and any mathematical issues.

They remeind me of my days in college. :lol:

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I have been the victim of a few bad pick up lines. It's hilarious when you hear them coming from women.lol I talk about how i like women to approach and everything but if her approach is bad it can turn you off her.

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I have been the victim of a few bad pick up lines. It's hilarious when you hear them coming from women.lol I talk about how i like women to approach and everything but if her approach is bad it can turn you off her.

entertain us with a few of your best pick up lines, spats.. won't you please?! :cheer: :cheer:

Would.. "Hey there, you look like a cool, modern chick. I hope you hate going

to weddings as much as me and my buddies do!".. be one of your faves?

How about.. "Hey babydoll, you meet my hotness standards, but how clingy

and needy are you? Me and my buddies dont like needy and clingy chicks."

Or.. "Hey you! Wanna hang out with me and my buddies?"

Or.. "Hey beautiful! Wanna be my girlfriend until I find someone more beautiful than you?"

:whistling:

:P

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"I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we [brief pause] have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now." (From 'A Beautiful Mind')

Best part of the movie.

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Nah, Bonham is an exception, you see :lol:

Oh, you charmer, you. I'll have to see what I can do about you. ;):P

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Are you wearing space pants...? cause your ass is out of this world!

:hysterical: Amazing.

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entertain us with a few of your best pick up lines, spats.. won't you please?! :cheer: :cheer:

Would.. "Hey there, you look like a cool, modern chick. I hope you hate going

to weddings as much as me and my buddies do!".. be one of your faves?

How about.. "Hey babydoll, you meet my hotness standards, but how clingy

and needy are you? Me and my buddies dont like needy and clingy chicks."

Or.. "Hey you! Wanna hang out with me and my buddies?"

Or.. "Hey beautiful! Wanna be my girlfriend until I find someone more beautiful than you?"

:whistling:

:P

Joke about my likes and dislikes if you want but they are all reasonable.

I never used pick up lines. I haven't approached in a quite a few years now. But's it entertaining to hear some of the attempts from women, not so much actual pick up lines that i have received. Some were pretty bad. None that were funny enough to quote though unfortunately. Just lame.

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I haven't tried this one out yet . . .

"My Nickname is Long Dong" :D

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you sweat so little considering the fact that you are so fat.

:hysterical: :hysterical:

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Joke about my likes and dislikes if you want but they are all reasonable.

Your "my girlfriend is only my girlfriend until someone more beautiful

comes along" philosophy is not reasonable, it's immature and piggish.

Your unwillingness to accompany a girlfriend to a wedding she asks

you to attend with her is not reasonable,.. it's immature and selfish.

..the list goes on and on. :rolleyes:

anyway,.. c'mon spats..

share some of your old favorite pickup lines with us! :thumbsup:

you know,.. from back in the day.. when you wuz a playuh. ;)

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"Are those my melons you've stolen and have hidden under your top? Oh, ok."

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Your "my girlfriend is only my girlfriend until someone more beautiful

comes along" philosophy is not reasonable, it's immature and piggish.

Your unwillingness to accompany a girlfriend to a wedding she asks

you to attend with her is not reasonable,.. it's immature and selfish.

..the list goes on and on. :rolleyes:

anyway,.. c'mon spats..

share some of your old favorite pickup lines with us! :thumbsup:

you know,.. from back in the day.. when you wuz a playuh. ;)

There is nothing wrong with ending a relationship if you meet a girl that attracts you more than your current girlfriend. what are you supposed to do? just forget about that girl and maybe miss out on something great? What if she is better for you than the one you are currently with? If that girl attracts you more than your girlfriend maybe that's the direction you must go.

I don't understand why the refusal to attend a wedding with a girlfriend gets people riled up. Female friends of mine are the same way. This is a sore point with them. I find that funny.

I don't like weddings, i don't believe in or support marriage, i don't like being all dressed up in a suit in a warm church watching a ceremony i find silly with everyone dressed up in silly outfits saying vows while the bride blubbers and the groom sweats. And going would make me feel like a hypocrite. I would just not be comfortable at all. i didn't go to some buddies weddings and we have been friends for years and a couple ex girlfriends even got pissed at that because they wanted to go.

Isn't it immature and selfish for the woman to want the guy to go even though he does not feel comfortable going? Isn't that immature and selfish?

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Maybe you need to quit thinking with your dick. That is, if you have one.

What if you found yourself more attracted to a another guy than you boyfriend?

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The only guys I've ever thought were more attractive than any guy I was with at the time, were Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. I have no chance in hell of ever so much as locking eyes with either of them, so needless to say, I wouldn't be dropping my boyfriend to go run off with one of them. If I'm breaking up with you, I have a better reason than "I found someone hotter". I can honestly say that when I'm with a boyfriend, I'm not looking around to try and find someone else. I wouldn't want the guy doing that to me, so why would I do that to him?

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