DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Hey baby, I wanna come to terms in your oval office I had no idea where that came from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 ^ :hysterical: WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I had no idea where it came from. Being the nerd I am, I wanted to incorporate the peaceful existence policy, but I didn't know how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Well, here's one for ya: "Can I try a few pickup lines on you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Let me try a few on you If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator? you’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator? My favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Thank you, finally not stupid ones. In fact, forget my first contribution It was a stupid mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Let me try a few on you If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator? you’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere! Oh my god, they made me giggle. So fucking good.. I have more cheese for you, though. Oh, it ain't over yet! "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." "Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!" "Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?" "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." "I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. " "Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?" "So, you're a girl huh?" "Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Oh my god, they made me giggle. So fucking good.. I have more cheese for you, though. Oh, it ain't over yet! "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." "Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!" "Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?" "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." "I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. " "Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?" "So, you're a girl huh?" "Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." Woah woah, that's making me overflow with joy. But, I've got some arsenal I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical? Baby I'll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays? You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 LMFAO. The first one destroyed my diaphram. I need to think of more to compete, I think this one will suffice for now: "I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenix Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Woah woah, that's making me overflow with joy. But, I've got some arsenal I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical? Baby I'll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays? You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force Awesome. Oh god they'd prob work on me an all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I won't turn you down though, $40 or more Thanks, fenix According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. Wanna come back to my place? I'll be your dungeon master Let's meet somewhere ... you bring your stirring rod and I'll bring my beaker If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Smooth, then rough, then smooth again. Maybe some more rough later. Ohh.. you got me with that one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 "Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!" I'm considering trying this one out.... Also...here's my contribution "Hey baby, check out my D20s, should I roll to see whether you have an orgasm?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenix Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I won't turn you down though, $40 or more Thanks, fenix According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. Wanna come back to my place? I'll be your dungeon master Let's meet somewhere ... you bring your stirring rod and I'll bring my beaker If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? No probs. Let me just write a few of these down....purely for research u understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Smooth, then rough, then smooth again. Maybe some more rough later. Ohh.. you got me with that one!! I can't promise that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Well, either one then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 More I want to find the area under your curves (like in integration). Its called a pocket protector for more than one reason You increase my bandwith, wanna "upgrade" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Prepare to be pwned. "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" "Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you." "Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot." "As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!" "Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." "Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!" "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print" "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!" "Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet." "Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business." "Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love." "Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?" "Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart." "Champaign can be tickly, and so can I." "(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)." "Coffee? Tea? Me?" "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" "Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!" "Do you have room in your life for another friend?" "Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?" "Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'." "Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?" "Does my breath smell okay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Great Ash, now I have been melted to a point beyond what I could understand thanks a lot, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 It wasn't me who did it, hun, it was © Don Farrel 2006. I hope you and him are very happy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 How the hell can I be content with Don Farrell? He's no Bonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Let's make carpenter. First, we'll get hammered and then we get nailed Let's make army, first we'll lay down and then you can blow me over these are from my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 He knows how to leave a mark though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 It's good to be single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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