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Well if she really is hot then good for you. No better way to ring in the new year then with sacktime with a hottie.

:hysterical:

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I wish you the best of luck, Empire. Hopefully your New Year's will be all you want it to be, and then some.

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Yes, that is a nice story, and sometimes relationships go wrong, or people move on, but it sounds as if you two are meant for each other, so good luck with it, tread careful, talk and work things out,I am sure all will be well.

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This is a woman he loves, are you seriously going to tell me all you care about is "sacking" hotties? Fucking hell, get this man some internet porn. Stat.

Love is way too hard to find so in the meantime i want to have fun with hot looking women. Nothing wrong with that.

And if this dude can get sacktime with a babe on New years then more power to him.

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Well if she really is hot then good for you. No better way to ring in the new year then with sacktime with a hottie.

Wow. Teach me how to drip honey like you. :rolleyes:

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Love is way too hard to find so in the meantime i want to have fun with hot looking women. Nothing wrong with that.

And if this dude can get sacktime with a babe on New years then more power to him.

Dear spats, no one cares about what you want. This thread is about someone else, for a change. No one cares about your immature expressions including hooking, sacktime or hottie. Stop bothering us with your boring effusions unless you get sacktime with.....someone.

:wave:

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Dear spats, no one cares about what you want. This thread is about someone else, for a change. No one cares about your immature expressions including hooking, sacktime or hottie. Stop bothering us with your boring effusions unless you get sacktime with.....someone.

:wave:

I think she wants you, Spats.

She's kinda short ... and has sort of a big ass ... and, god forbid ... she talks like a lunatic (and she's foreign, too ... Eastern European I think) ...

But hey ... I'd hit it.

If you could hook up with a hottie like Kadoucheka and get some prime sacktime ... I'd give you a high fiver and a beer.

At least it be worth ten minutes of your time.

~666

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Wow. Teach me how to drip honey like you. :rolleyes:

You will never hear any sissy romantic bs out of me. :D

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I think you just beat your meat.

:hysterical:

I haven't heard anyone say that in a long time!

:hysterical:

Edited by manderlyh

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I hope for your sake she looks like you remember her and not Rosie O'Donnell although fat chicks are fun to ride till your friends find out ............ so I'm told :thanku: :thanku: :thanku::hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

RjK

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I hope for your sake she looks like you remember her and not Rosie O'Donnell although fat chicks are fun to ride till your friends find out ............ so I'm told :thanku: :thanku: :thanku::hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

RjK

I like fat chicks.

Not, like, potato shaped chicks ... but, you know, big ass, big thighs and big breasts and chunky woman goodness is great.

~666

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I like fat chicks.

Not, like, potato shaped chicks ... but, you know, big ass, big thighs and big breasts and chunky woman goodness is great.

~666

Seriously? :blink:

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You will never hear any sissy romantic bs out of me. :D

Which is precisely why you have the problems you do. Referring to romance as "sissy" and "bs" is not going to get you much play, Spats.

But hey, what do I know. I am only female after all. :rolleyes:

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Good luck with every thing tonight Empire. It sounds like the 2 of you are meant to be together. How romantic! :)

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.

Is this ongoing relationship saga called

"Empire Strikes Back"

"Back To the Future"

or

"General fucking Hospital"?

:rolleyes:

:P

^_^

Good luck, Empire.

May those smoldering embers of old spark flames anew! :cheer:

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Which is precisely why you have the problems you do. Referring to romance as "sissy" and "bs" is not going to get you much play, Spats.

But hey, what do I know. I am only female after all. :rolleyes:

I know. For whatever reason most women like that sissy stuff. I am not a romantic person though. I don't think most guys are. I think they just do it to get some action.

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Well ... call me sissy!

Guilty as charged!

I like all that romantic shit ... you know, all telling some bitch that's she's pretty and her hair is like flaxen gold ... or whatever hair dye color she uses. And I'm really into doing romantic shit like getting her a wine cooler when she asks for one so she'll get all sloppy drunk and romantic too ... you know, like "fucking" romantic ... and, like, doing her feet like she's some goddess and shit because that makes chicks horny and whatnot. And candles. Bitches like candles. Particularly scented candles ... 'cause it makes them less embarassed when you have to do their smelly feet.

I like to play my guitar for them too; singing sensitive shit that I made up ... and telling them I wrote it for them ... cause I'm romantic like that, and sweet. And it makes them all, like, in love with me enough to let me touch their boobs when we make out.

I'll open car doors and shit ... you know like all gentlemanly like ... cause I'm really a respectful guy towards bitches ... 'cause women really like to think they are respected. It makes them horny.

You see, it's easy to make chicks horny and want to let you see their fat-asses naked ... you just gotta be romantic.

Like me.

~666

Edited by Old Scratch

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Well ... call me sissy!

Guilty as charged!

I like all that romantic shit ... you know, all telling some bitch that's she's pretty and her hair is like flaxen gold ... or whatever hair dye color she uses. And I'm really into doing romantic shit like getting her a wine cooler when she asks for one so she'll get all sloppy drunk and romantic too ... you know, like "fucking" romantic ... and, like, doing her feet like she's some goddess and shit because that makes chicks horny and whatnot. And candles. Bitches like candles. Particularly scented candles ... 'cause it makes them less embarassed when you have to do their smelly feet.

I like to play my guitar for them too; singing sensitive shit that I made up ... and telling them I wrote it for them ... cause I'm romantic like that, and sweet. And it makes them all, like, in love with me enough to let me touch their boobs when we make out.

I'll open car doors and shit ... you know like all gentlemanly like ... cause I'm really a respectful guy towards bitches ... 'cause women really like to think they are respected. It makes them horny.

You see, it's easy to make chicks horny and want to let you see their fat-asses naked ... you just gotta be romantic.

Like me.

~666

Brilliant reply! :lol:

Are you learning anything Spats?

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Wow.

"bitches like scented candles"

"And it makes them all, like, in love with me enough to let me touch their boobs when we make out."

I'm swooning now. ooooh! How wonderfully romantic.

:rolleyes:

:hysterical:

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It's funny how truth stretched with a bit of humor can be so hilarious!

The message I got was that Spats might have a chance of doing something beyond his own palm if he thought of someone besides himself for a brief moment.

Brilliant sarcasm? The real Old Scratch? You bitches can be the judge! :lol:

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