spats Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 Would you approach a group of women and risk that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Matt, I have one specific problem. I'd like to lose some weight, but I just can't. I don't like being on a diet, and I don't want to exercise. If it happens that I miraculously lose some of it, I usually get so excited that I have some rich, delicious meal, because that's how I celebrate. Care to discuss this particular problem of mine with me? I can try to inform you what I ate every day, for example, but don't try to give me any advice, because I simply love beer and dark chocolate; having a glass of milk and an apple instead would be a painful compromise, and I don't like compromises. OMG, I'm so fat. Help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 Matt, I have one specific problem. I'd like to lose some weight, but I just can't. I don't like being on a diet, and I don't want to exercise. If it happens that I miraculously lose some of it, I usually get so excited that I have some rich, delicious meal, because that's how I celebrate. Care to discuss this particular problem of mine with me? I can try to inform you what I are every day, for example, but don't try to give me any advice, because I simply love beer and dark chocolate; having a glass of milk and an apple instead would be a painful compromise, and I don't like compromises. OMG, I'm so fat. Help me! Ha, Ha. very funny. I am up for advice. from matt and others But If i was giving someone advice I would give them advice that would work for them. That plays to their strengths. That's easiest for them to do. Do you know what i mean? Telling someone to apporach when they have not been successful doing it is not really the best advice i don't think because i think it is just setting me up for failure. I would think the best way to go is to do something that you have a better chance of succeeding at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Ha, Ha. very funny. I am up for advice. from matt and others But If i was giving someone advice I would give them advice that would work for them. That plays to their strengths. That's easiest for them to do. Do you know what i mean? Telling someone to apporach when they have not been successful doing it is not really the best advice i don't think because i think it is just setting me up for failure. I would think the best way to go is to do something that you have a better chance of succeeding at. Why do you think it's funny? I don't think it's funny. I personally think it's an unsolvable problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Matt, I have one specific problem. I'd like to lose some weight, but I just can't. I don't like being on a diet, and I don't want to exercise. If it happens that I miraculously lose some of it, I usually get so excited that I have some rich, delicious meal, because that's how I celebrate. Care to discuss this particular problem of mine with me? I can try to inform you what I are every day, for example, but don't try to give me any advice, because I simply love beer and dark chocolate; having a glass of milk and an apple instead would be a painful compromise, and I don't like compromises. OMG, I'm so fat. Help me! So you're serious about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 So you're serious about this? yeah, i thought she was talking about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 So you're serious about this? Absolutely. I think I'm going to start a thread where we can discuss my huge ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 yeah, i thought she was talking about me. Don't be silly, I almost exclusively talk only about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAC64 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Absolutely. I think I'm going to start a thread where we can discuss my huge ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAC64 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Matt, I have one specific problem. I'd like to lose some weight, but I just can't. I don't like being on a diet, and I don't want to exercise. If it happens that I miraculously lose some of it, I usually get so excited that I have some rich, delicious meal, because that's how I celebrate. Care to discuss this particular problem of mine with me? I can try to inform you what I ate every day, for example, but don't try to give me any advice, because I simply love beer and dark chocolate; having a glass of milk and an apple instead would be a painful compromise, and I don't like compromises. OMG, I'm so fat. Help me! Well, it might take 27 pages, but I'm sure we can figure something out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Hey, don't treat me like that. I'm a nice girl, not some whiny little loser. Though I do look like a monkey. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well, it might take 27 pages, but I'm sure we can figure something out... Please, just don't say I might try some special teas or pills with an extract from pineapple. That would make me look desperate, which I'm obviously not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyhey_gac Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Excuse me, are you looking at someone else's behind? Isn't mine BIG enough to look at? Just kiddin'! No BIG BUTT threads are necessary, I bet people who have a true sense of being understand that curves are a vital part of being SEXY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Please, just don't say I might try some special teas or pills with an extract from pineapple. That would make me look desperate, which I'm obviously not. How about liposuction? Or did you have bad plastic surgery experiences in the past? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Hey, don't treat me like that. I'm a nice girl, not some whiny little loser. Though I do look like a monkey. Oh well. Don't take it like that, I was just trying to find a butt related smiley that I thought would be light hearted and funny, like the thread. Never thought the thread would be whiny. Would you prefer a yellow dancing ass to symbolize your thread? Or am I wrong about the flavor of the thread? Do you want to be chastised for the state of your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Never chastise a badonkadonk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 How about liposuction? Or did you have bad plastic surgery experiences in the past? ( ) Two of my friends already gave me exactly the same advice, but I don't like the sheer fact that it's a modern way of dealing with the problem, I'm a bit traditional, you know. I'm not into all this cybergoofiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well, your options are eat less and exercise, get lipo, or learn to love the butt. So now it's your turn to be Spatsy and fight me, and say you don't want to do any of those things, and want realistic advice...READY? GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Well, your options are eat less and exercise, get lipo, or learn to love the butt. So now it's your turn to be Spatsy and fight me, and say you don't want to do any of those things, and want realistic advice...READY? GO! No way, I can't do that. I'm by no means going to accept that I'm a fat bottomed girl. That would mean I'm settling, or something. I just want a tiny little buttie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 No way, I can't do that. I'm by no means going to accept that I'm a fat bottomed girl. That would mean I'm settling, or something. I just want a tiny little buttie. Now Kat, I know we're goofing around with a Spats-type exchange here, but I sense a hint of truth to your lack of booty confidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Now Kat, I know we're goofing around with a Spats-type exchange here, but I sense a hint of truth to your lack of booty confidence! I'm generally not an overtly confident person, Matt, but I think I've learned to live with that rather well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 OK good, my wife has quite a booty too, and it's served her well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I noticed he glossed over Songbird's advice; go gay. Hey, he might have more luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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