Hotplant Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 For all the nutbars who like to just you know...Post. Any random, useless, or senseless thoughts welcome. Remember to keep profanity at a minimum, as per "the rules." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 So is this a place for the wackos? Or is it a decent place for normals? Because either way, I'm not sure if I'm allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyedye Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I dreamed that my mom seen the pic of JP on my computer wallpaper and asked me who that was and I told her it was Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin. She left and came back much later and announced the Jimmy Page was leaving her and not coming back. I asked her how she know that, she said she had been dating him off and on for the last 10 years. She had no idea that JP was in LZ. Then I woke up. Strange dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Almond Joy's got nuts ... Mandymounds don't. How much for a nutjob? I only have 20 bucks. Fluffernutter ... a pricktease with a happy ending. I don't have a nut ... wanna screw? ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I love Almond Joys! Just love them! I can't buy the little mini bars in a bad because I will eat them all in one sitting! Yum. I'm a candy fiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 hmmmmm......if i hang with the nuts..... does that mean i have to...join a club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Nah---you're already a bona-fide member, Lady R! (ahem...I meant to pass the nuts...we're not in the pub, yanno) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 HAHA what's this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 hmmmmm......if i hang with the nuts..... does that mean i have to...join a club? You can hang with my nuts .... .... and then boing the chub. I mean join the club. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Remember to keep profanity at a minimum, as per "the rules." Fuck that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 becoming a nun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 becoming a nun. Fuck that! Yeah... what he said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 Ok, this was a test. And only a test. But it could still be fun. I now know that the presumed nutbars...(imho)....are NOT actually the nutbars they are portraying. They WOULD have posted in this thread, quoting and whatnot. So..in the final anaylisis.....they are merely members trying to start something up, and a few bona fide (imho) wackos. So neener, neener, neener, ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 They're not going to come clean by posting in a thread, Hotplant! Or are they? Geez. I need to go do something else beside sitting on this damned computer today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 But excatly..!! So we KNOW they're posers. I know, I need to get some things done while it's sunny too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Here's a freaky nut job story for you that just occured...I sent this to Hotplant in a PM already, but I'm a little freaked. I even made sure that all my doors were securely deadbolted and I closed my blinds. Speaking of nutbars... Here I am, sitting on the loveseat in the living room, and someone knocks on the door. I don't have to be to work until 4pm, so I'm in my bathrobe. I answer the door, and it's some freak trying to sell me Kirbys. Then he not only tries to get me to listen to his spiel about Kirbys, he starts going on and on and ON about how I'm a good girl and how God's wrath is beginning to come down up on humans because what's going on in the world is spiritual warfare...he started out intense, and just got more and more intense. I'm standing at the door in my bathrobe, the wind's blowing it around (I had my hand on the seams and stuff), but I was beginning to get REALLY freaked out. I thought about slamming the door shut and locking it, but I was also scared that if I didn't get it locked in time, he'd try to force himself in! Not only that, but he insisted that I give him the flyer that I gave him back. By the way, I'm a "good girl" because I have Christmas decorations up. My friend had a strange encounter with a Kirby salesman a few weeks ago. I wonder whether they're really Kirby salesmen, or if they're rapists. Seriously. Did I mention that he also kind of looked like Jack Black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 Report the fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I don't have a way to--he took the flyer, remember? He said he wasn't here to "sell" Kirbys, but to advertise for them... WTF? I told him I had to go because I needed to get ready for work. The only reason I opened the door was because I thought he was a neighbor from two doors down. There are a few younger guys that live two doors down and they borrow tools and things from Dave every once in a while. I thought it was one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I don't have a way to--he took the flyer, remember? He said he wasn't here to "sell" Kirbys, but to advertise for them... WTF? I told him I had to go because I needed to get ready for work. The only reason I opened the door was because I thought he was a neighbor from two doors down. There are a few younger guys that live two doors down and they borrow tools and things from Dave every once in a while. I thought it was one of them. why not just call the cops? like now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 He didn't try to get into my house, and after I told him about four times that I needed to go, he left. I don't think he violated the law by any means, but he's a freak. I'm going to call Dave at work right now. I don't call him at work, but I think he needs to know about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowena Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 well good luck dear.... never answer the door in your robe either!! talk through the door. but wow that verizon guy last week.... he was soooo adorable......black hair...blue eyes....dimples...delicious... mmmm..... oh....you know....i think there are a few loose nuts around here after all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Silk, beautiful music, luxury,amazingly beautiful --------- that s me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irg82 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I love Almond Joys! Just love them! I can't buy the little mini bars in a bad because I will eat them all in one sitting! Yum. I'm a candy fiend. Hey, I do too. I'm actually gonna go get one now. ---------------- Now playing: Bob Dylan - Hurricane via FoxyTunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irg82 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I had it. It was good. I also had a Kit Kat. :D ---------------- Now playing: Bob Dylan - Isis via FoxyTunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leddy Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Just eating some whole nut choccy so thought this would be the place to hang about !! We have our own gift shop !! just follow the link to Nutsville http://www.cafepress.com/nutsvilleshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.