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I don't make sense a lot of the time, either. :P

(which is why the Random Trhead is my favorite)

But your a teacher my dear :D if you don't make any sense what hope do we all have :P Anyway we are at least in the right place for us not to make any sense :)

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But your a teacher my dear :D if you don't make any sense what hope do we all have :P Anyway we are at least in the right place for us not to make any sense :)

That "teaching" stuff makes sense because it's well-rehearsed and planned-out.

Other things I say don't make sense because I don't spend time planning them out. :lol:

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That "teaching" stuff makes sense because it's well-rehearsed and planned-out.

Other things I say don't make sense because I don't spend time planning them out. :lol:

:) Yes I can get you there as my ex wife was a musican and teacher too, it was the same for her :) really talented but had or made nooooo sense ;):D

But I might add you do in fact make lots of sense sometimes ;)

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I finally found my home the looney bin :wacko:

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you

Not to leave because I'd go beserk?

WELL,

You left me anyhow and

Then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely

out of my mind

AND

(chorus 1):

They're coming to take me away,

Haha, they're coming to take me away,

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me AWAY,

HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,

and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!

When I had said that losing you

Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.

I HEARD you laugh, you laughed

And laughed and laughed

And then you left,

But now you know I'm utterly mad

AND

(chorus 2):

They're coming to take me away,

Haha, they're coming to take me away,

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and

Twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away,

HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,

I cleaned your house,

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,

They'll find you yet,

And when they do, they'll put you in

the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,

AND

(chorus 1)

(chorus 2)

(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance

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Is it just me, or are there suddenly quite a few folks on this forum who belong in this thread?! :unsure:

Yes, my dear Allison...that was Hotplant's point in making the thread.

Notice how that ones that really belong here aren't here though....

:D:lol:

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Yes, my dear Allison...that was Hotplant's point in making the thread.

Notice how that ones that really belong here aren't here though....

:D:lol:

:D have anyone in mind or would that be telling :P

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:lol:

I'm sure THEY know who they are....likewise as US knowing who they are....

:lol:

Too many pronouns can make a statement confusing! :D

Sorry you lost me there :blink::P

:whistling:

But I can say with profound gratitude to the mods that it looks like they've banned the scariest one! :D

I am afraid they are still here !! <_<

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^ :angry:

I'm NOT one!

:P

You most definitely are! :P

Of Topic: Anymore prose yet?

Yes I guess if I were a nut bar it would fruit and nut :rolleyes: , My kettle has been very black for along time now :)

Mmmm... I love fruit and nut. In fact I'd eat dog shit if it was sprinkled in fruit and nut or covered in marzipan, not really fussy. :)

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