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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

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OMG. :hysterical:

Today, I'm just forcing these quizzes on you guys. But this is by far the funniest I've encountered yet.

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This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court

There are no weapons or foreign objects

Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)

The children are merciless and will show no fear

If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

Here's my score:

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

Please take this pointless quiz! :lol::P

Edited by Bonham

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OMG. :hysterical:

Today, I'm just forcing these quizzes on you guys. But this is by far the funniest I've encountered yet.

....

Here's my score:

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

Please take this pointless quiz! :lol::P

Evidently, I too could take 22 five year olds in a fight. Excellent.

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24..

but statistically speaking, obesity runs high in most kids..

I'd just throw some nooget at em and they'd be no problem.

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:lol:

Throw nougat at them and it would be no problem?

I could take 25...

not bad...for a girl. B)

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Hahaha!

My score....

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

Bring em whipper-snappers on!!!!

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Hahaha!

My score....

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

Bring em whipper-snappers on!!!!

I only got 15.

WTF?

~666

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I only got 15.

WTF?

~666

You aren't as flexible as me.

Then there is the issue of the 3 years of full contact kick boxing and Hapkido I did.

:banana::lol:

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You aren't as flexible as me.

Then there is the issue of the 3 years of full contact kick boxing and Hapkido I did.

:banana::lol:

Are you trying to make me horny?

Jeez Louise.

!666

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I need help.

Does my Tai Chi black-belt count as a martial arts experience?

:o

Yes!

And you should be able to take on more than 25 kids JAG. I have no martial arts experience!

:P

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Yes!

And you should be able to take on more than 25 kids JAG. I have no martial arts experience!

:P

:lol:

I could I always sing 'em a lullaby and bore them to sleep.

I was just watching the film "300" the other day. 1 Manders vs. gang of kids is lot like 300 Spartan vs. an army of Persians.

I bet this "test" was made up by a school teacher. :D

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A lot of people mistake Tai Chi as this passive thing like yoga. In fact it is a very powerful martial art.

I've seen some AMAZING things that Tai Chi Masters do with their chi when they are being approached by an attacker. It's NOT to be underestimated.

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The Tai Chi might be good to ward off the swarm of 5 year olds, but the objective is to knock them unconscious, so it prolly wouldn't help you there.

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A lot of people mistake Tai Chi as this passive thing like yoga. In fact it is a very powerful martial art.

I've seen some AMAZING things that Tai Chi Masters do with their chi when they are being approached by an attacker. It's NOT to be underestimated.

Yoga is for pussies.

~666

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Yeah, in your face Scratch.

[JAG hides behind KashmirDevi having lacking a comback for that cheapshot. :P]

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I don't get the question.

Click on the four dot on the first post which leads to a questionairre.

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