Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Mine was Elton John is right near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here are some: Marylin Manson is 39,Jan.5 Lisa Marie Presley is 39,Feb.5 Roger Dalrtey is 63 March 1st Axle Rose is 45 Feb.6 Robert Townsend is 50 Feb.6 Natalie cole is 57 Feb.6 Alice cooper is 59 Feb.4 Garth brooks is 45 Feb.7 John Paul jones is 62 Jan.2 Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stephen Stills Jan.3 he is 63 I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here are some: Marylin Manson is 39,Jan.5 Lisa Marie Presley is 39,Feb.5 Roger Dalrtey is 63 March 1st Axle Rose is 45 Feb.6 Robert Townsend is 50 Feb.6 Natalie cole is 57 Feb.6 Alice cooper is 59 Feb.4 Garth brooks is 45 Feb.7 John Paul jones is 62 Jan.2 Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stephen Stills Jan.3 he is 63 I think So...let me get this straight: your birthday is on Jan. 2 Jan. 3 Jan. 5 Feb. 4 Feb. 5 Feb. 6 Feb. 7 and March 1? You've been reincarnated a few times, haven't you? ***************************** Joseph Johnston born on February 3, 1807 Carl Theodor Dreyer born on February 3, 1889 Emma Roldán born on February 3, 1893 Mary Carlisle born on February 3, 1912 Kenneth Anger born on February 3, 1927 Michael Cimino born on February 3, 1939 Blythe Danner born on February 3, 1943 Marius Weyers born on February 3, 1945 Willeke Alberti born on February 3, 1945 Koos Alberts born on February 3, 1947 Paul Auster born on February 3, 1947 David Chandler born on February 3, 1950 Morgan Fairchild born on February 3, 1950 Nathan Lane born on February 3, 1956 Crockett Frizzell born on February 3, 1959 Keith Gordon born on February 3, 1961 Linda Eder born on February 3, 1961 Maura Tierney born on February 3, 1965 Frank Coraci born on February 3, 1966 Gillian Bonner born on February 3, 1966 Tim Flowers born on February 3, 1967 Retief Goosen born on February 3, 1969 Oscar Cordoba born on February 3, 1970 Warwick Davis born on February 3, 1970 Kali Rocha born on February 3, 1972 Mart Poom born on February 3, 1972 Elisa Donovan born on February 3, 1974 Julie Meadows born on February 3, 1974 Miriam Yeung born on February 3, 1974 Isla Fisher born on February 3, 1976 Maitland Ward born on February 3, 1977 Alisa Reyes born on February 3, 1981 Wouter de Jong born on February 3, 1981 Jessica Harp born on February 3, 1982 Laurence Kinlan born on February 3, 1983 T.R. Silambarasan born on February 3, 1983 Chantelle Paige born on February 3, 1988 Tallulah Belle Willis born on February 3, 1994 That's the list of people born on my birthday. Alisa Reyes and Wouter de Jong (who the hell are these people) were born on the SAME EXACT date as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Rob zombie is 41 Jan.12 Howard stern is 53 Jan.12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'm November 8th, along with Bonnie Rait, Jack Osbourne, Leif Garrett and Patti Page. I win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 1: Grandmaster Flash (1957) 2: Little Drummer Boy (Immature) (1981) 3: John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin) (1946) 3: Stephen Stills (Crosby, Stills & Nash) (1945) 4: Deana Carter (1966) 4: Beth Gibbons (Portishead) (1965) 4: David Glasper (Breathe) (1965) 4: Robin Guthrie (Cocteau Twins) (1962) 4: Michael Stipe (R.E.M.) (1960) 4: Patty Loveless (1956) 4: Bernard Sumner (New Order) (1956) 5: Marilyn Manson (1969) 5: Kate Schellenbach (Luscious Jackson) (1966) 5: Grant Young (Soul Asylum) (1964) 5: Chris Stein (Blondie) (1950) 5: George Brown (Kool & The Gang) (1949) 6: Mark O'Toole (Frankie Goes To Hollywood) (1964) 6: Jazzie B (Soul II Soul) (1963) 6: Kathie Sledge (Sister Sledge) (1959) 6: Malcolm Young (AC/DC) (1953) 6: Kim Wilson (Fabulous Thunderbirds) (1951) 7: Kathy Valentine (The Go-Go's) (1959) 7: Kenny Loggins (1948) 7: Paul Revere (Paul Revere & The Raiders) (1937) 8: Sean Paul (1975) 8: Jeff Abercrombie (Fuel) (1969) 8: R. Kelly (1967) 8: Mike Reno (Loverboy) (1955) 8: David Bowie (1947) 8: Robby Krieger (The Doors) (1946) 8: Terry Sylvester (Hollies) (1947) 8: Marcus Hutson (The Whispers) (1943) 8: Shirley Bassey (1937) 9: A.J. McLean (Backstreet Boys) (1978) 9: Dave Matthews (Dave Matthews Band) (1967) 9: Steve Harwell (Smash Mouth) (1967) 9: Carl Bell (Fuel) (1967) 9: Eric Erlandson (Hole) (1963) 9: Crystal Gayle (1951) 9: David Johansen (1950) 9: Jimmy Page (1944) 9: Kenneth Kelly (The Manhattans) (1943) 9: Joan Baez (1941) 10: Chris Smith (Kris Kross) (1979) 10: Aerle Taree (Arrested Development) (1973) 10: Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) (1964) 10: Shawn Colvin (1958) 10: Pat Benatar (1953) 10: Donald Fagen (1948) 10: Cyrill Neville (Neville Brothers) (1948) 10: Aynsley Dunbar (Jefferson Starship) (1946) 10: Rod Stewart (1945) 11: Mary J. Blige (1971) 11: Tom Rowlands (Chemical Brothers) (1971) 11: Tom Dumont (No Doubt) (1968) 11: Vicki Peterson (The Bangles) (1958) 11: Naomi Judd (1946) 11: Clarence Clemons (1942) 12: Melanie Chisholm (Spice Girls) (1974) 12: Raekwon (Wu-Tang Clan) (1968) 12: Rob Zombie (White Zombie) (1966) 12: Charlie Gillingham (Counting Crows) (1960) 12: Per Gessle (Roxette) (1959) 12: Cynthia Robinson (Sly & The Family Stone) (1946) 12: William Lee Gordon (Oak Ridge Boys) (1939) 13: Zach de la Rocha (Rage Against The Machine) (1970) 13: Suggs aka Graham McPherson (Madness) (1961) 13: Trevor Rabin (Yes) (1954) 14: Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters/Nirvana) (1969) 14: L.L. Cool J (1968) 14: Chas Smith (Madness) (1959) 14: Geoff Tate (Queensryche) (1959) 15: Lisa Velez (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam) (1967) 15: Martha Davis (The Motels) (1951) 15: Edward Bivins (The Manhattans) (1942) 16: Maxine Jones (En Vogue) (1966) 16: Paul Webb (Talk Talk) (1962) 16: Sade (1959) 16: Ronnie Milsap (1943) 16: William Francis (Dr. Hook) (1942) 17: Kid Rock (1971) 17: Shabba Ranks (1966) 17: Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles) (1957) 17: John Crawford (Berlin) (1957) 17: Paul Young (1956) 17: Steve Earle (1955) 17: Mick Taylor (Rolling Stones) (1948) 17: Eartha Kitt (1927) 18: Samantha Mumba (1983) 18: Jonathan Davis (Korn) (1971) 18: DJ Quik (1970) 18: Tom Bailey (Thompson Twins) (1956) 19: John Wozniak (Marcy Playground) (1971) 19: Trey Lorenz (1969) 19: Caron Wheeler (Soul II Soul) (1963) 19: Mickey Virtue (UB40) (1957) 19: Dewey Bunnell (America) (1952) 19: Dolly Parton (1946) 19: Rod Evans (Deep Purple) (1945) 19: Michael Crawford (1942) 19: Phil Everly (The Everly Brothers) (1939) 20: Rob Bourdon (Linkin Park) (1979) 20: Ian Hill (Judas Priest) (1958) 20: Paul Stanley (Kiss) (1952) 21: Nokio (Dru Hill) (1979) 21: Emma Bunton (Baby Spice of Spice Girls) (1978) 21: Rob Brill (Berlin) (1956) 21: Billy Ocean (1950) 21: Mac Davis (1942) 21: Richie Havens (1941) 21: Placido Domingo (1941) 22: Willa Ford (1981) 22: Steve Adler (Guns N' Roses) (1965) 22: D.J. Jazzy Jeff (1965) 22: Steve Perry (Journey) (1949) 23: Earl Falconer (UB40) (1959) 23: Anita Baker (1958) 23: Reggie Calloway (Calloway) (1955) 23: Robin Zander (Cheap Trick) (1953) 23: Patrick Simmons (Doobie Brothers) (1950) 23: Bill Cunningham (The Box Tops) (1950) 23: Anita Pointer (Pointer Sisters) (1948) 23: Millie Jackson (1943) 24: Jools Holland (Squeeze) (1955) 24: Neil Diamond (1941) 24: Aaron Neville (1941) 24: Ray Stevens (1939) 25: Alicia Keys (1981) 25: Andy Cox (Fine Young Cannibals) (1956) 25: Gary Tibbs (Roxy Music) (1958) 25: Etta James (1938) 26: Kirk Franklin (1970) 26: Andrew Ridgeley (Wham!) (1963) 26: Norman Hassan (UB40) (1958) 26: Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen) (1957) 26: Lucinda Williams (1953) 26: David Briggs (Little River Band) (1951) 26: Derek Holt (Climax Blues Band) (1949) 27: Mark Trojanowski (Sister Hazel) (1970) 27: Mike Patton (Faith No More) (1968) 27: Margo Timmins (Cowboy Junkies) (1961) 27: Gillian Gilbert (New Order) (1961) 27: Seth Justman (J. Geils Band) (1951) 27: Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) (1945) 28: Nick Carter (Backstreet Boys) (1980) 28: Tweety (Next) (1977) 28: Joseph Fatone ('N Sync) (1977) 28: Sarah McLachlan (1968) 28: Rakim (1968) 28: DJ Muggs (Cypress Hill) (1968) 29: Jonny Lang (1981) 29: Marcus Verre (Living In A Box) (1964) 29: Eddie Jackson (Queensrÿche) (1961) 29: Louie Perez (Los Lobos) (1953) 29: Tommy Ramone (The Ramones) (1952) 30: Jody Watley (1959) 30: Steve Bartek (Oingo Boingo) (1952) 30: Mary Ross (Quaterflash) (1951) 30: Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) (1942) 31: Justin Timberlake ('N Sync) (1981) 31: Jason Cooper (The Cure) (1967) 31: Alan Jaworski (Jesus Jones) (1966) 31: John Lydon (Sex Pistols/P.I.L.) (1956) 31: Phil Collins (1951) 31: Harry Wayne Casey (KC & Sunshine Band) (1951) 31: Phil Manzanera (Roxy Music) (1951) 31: Terry Kath (Chicago) (1946 | January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZeppyWanderer Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 OZZY OSBOURNE ..... as well as Andy Williams and Daryl Hannah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy01 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 July 20th 1947 - Carlos Santana 1956 - Paul Cook (The Sex Pistols) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 July 20th 1947 - Carlos Santana 1956 - Paul Cook (The Sex Pistols) Does anybody know any famous black musicians birthday or Jazz musicians birthday's??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Musicians jokes Drummers What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Bass Guitarists Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? Guitar Players How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Pianist Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning? Singer What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning? Steel Guitar Players How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ? Violist How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? Musicians Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" Bassoon Player Why did the chicken cross the road?. Trombonist What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road? Tuba Player What's the range of a tuba? Banjo What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? Saxophonist What's the definition of a minor second interval? Cellist What's the difference between a cello and a viola? Horn Player Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn? Accordionist What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower? Harpinist Why are harps like elderly parents? Clarinetist Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KashmirDevi Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Musicians jokes Drummers What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Bass Guitarists Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? Guitar Players How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Pianist Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning? Singer What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning? Steel Guitar Players How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ? Violist How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? Musicians Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" Bassoon Player Why did the chicken cross the road?. Trombonist What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road? Tuba Player What's the range of a tuba? Banjo What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? Saxophonist What's the definition of a minor second interval? Cellist What's the difference between a cello and a viola? Horn Player Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn? Accordionist What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower? Harpinist Why are harps like elderly parents? Clarinetist Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards? Where are the punch-lines? Complete thought posts please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 March 6: Bubba Sparxxx (1977) Kiki Dee (1947) Hugh Grundy (The Zombies) (1945) David Gilmour (Pink Floyd) (1944) Mary Wilson (The Supremes) (1944) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where are the punch-lines? Complete thought posts please... Ill post them up i don't have an edit buttone but here are some of them What does a gilr singer do? Answer-Puts her clthes on and goes home What's the best way to tune a steel guitar answer -who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Ill post them up i don't have an edit buttone but here are some of them What does a gilr singer do? Answer-Puts her clthes on and goes home What's the best way to tune a steel guitar answer -who cares violest the bow is moving Musicians a young child says I'd like to be a musician" she replies ,"Well honey you know you can't do both." Basoon about three decibels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dzldoc Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 February 13 Peter Gabriel Field: Music Info: Founding member of the band Genesis, later had a solo career, songs include "Solsbury Hill", "Sledgehammer", and "Steam" Peter Tork Field: Music Info: Member of the band The Monkees Some other folks born on Feb. 13 David Naughton Field: Entertainment Info: He starred in the movie "An American Werewolf in London" and and played Jack Kincaid in the TV series "My Sister Sam", he starred in Dr. Pepper's popular "Be a Pepper" TV commercials where he danced and proudly proclaimed "I'm a pepper" Bo Svenson Field: Entertainment Info: He has appeared in the movies "The Great Waldo Pepper" and "North Dallas Forty" and the TV series "Walking Tall" Jerry Springer Field: Entertainment Info: Host of a sleazy TV talk show, former mayor of Cincinnatti Mike Krzyzewski Field: Sports Info: Longtime basketball coach at Duke University, known as Coach K, his teams have won three NCAA championships Stockard Channing Field: Entertainment, Theater Info: Played Rizzo in the movie "Grease", star of the TV series "The Stockard Channing Show", plays the First Lady on the TV series "The West Wing", she's had many successful Broadway roles George Segal Field: Entertainment Info: Starred in the movies "The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox", "Rollercoaster", and "Fun with Dick and Jane", played Jack Gallo in the TV series "Just Shoot Me!" Kim Novak Field: Entertainment Info: Starred in "Picnic", "Vertigo", "Pal Joey" and other movies Geoff Edwards Field: Entertainment Info: Host of the TV game show "Jackpot" in the 1970s Dorothy McGuire Field: Music Info: One of the singing McGuire Sisters, very popular in the 1950s, they sang "Sugartime" and other songs see also Phyllis McGuire and Christine McGuire Chuck Yeager Field: Exploration, Military Info: US Air Force test pilot, he was the first human being to break the sound barrier, on October 14, 1947 he reached Mach 1.06 in the X-1 rocket plane Eileen Farrell Field: Music Info: Versatile opera, pop, and jazz singer, known for her big voice and down-to-earth style Tennessee Ernie Ford Field: Music Info: Country music singer, he had a big hit with "Sixteen Tons", he was host of "The Ford Show" on TV for five years Patty Berg Field: Sports Info: Golfer, she won 15 major tournaments and was a founding member of the LPGA Eddie Robinson Field: Sports Info: Football coach, he racked up 408 wins in 56 years as head coach at Grambling State University William Shockley Field: Science Info: Co-inventor of the transistor, won the Nobel Prize for Physics William Dozier Field: Entertainment Info: As well as serving as co-producer of the campy 1960s TV series "Batman" he was also the inimitable narrator of the show, famous for asking viewers to "tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel" Bess Truman Field: Politics Info: Former First Lady of the US, wife of US president Harry Truman I'm just a wealth of useless information lol : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where are the punch-lines? Complete thought posts please... Drummers What do you call a drummer with half a brain?-Gifted. Bass Guitarists Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? Guitar Players How do you get a guitar player to play softer?-The stage is level. Pianist Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning? Singer What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning? Steel Guitar Players How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ? Violist How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? Musicians Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"-A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow-up I think I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Bassoon Player Why did the chicken cross the road?-About three decibels. Trombonist What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?-Someone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't. Tuba Player What's the range of a tuba?-Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?" Friend: "I hope so." Banjo What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?-A: The chain saw has greater dynamic range. Saxophonist What's the definition of a minor second interval?-Two Soprano Sax players reading off the same part. Cellist What's the difference between a cello and a viola?-A: The cello burns longer. Horn Player Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?-A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes. Accordionist What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?-If you put both on Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.-A: If you put both on Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower. Harpinist Why are harps like elderly parents?-A: A harpist tuning his unison strings. Clarinetist Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?-A: So they can park in handicapped zones I posted the answers here they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I play viola. You're welcome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 You're welcome!!! Well Im going to get drunk I hope you enjoy my jokes everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Well... enjoy yourself.... I'm still pondering 'musician jokes' on a rock star birthday thread that lists a bunch of people who aren't "rock stars" If you don't have an edit button, you can always open a second window and copy/paste jokes WITH their punchlines. BTW, the forum has an edit button, so I don't know why you can't use it. [snarky]...but please, don't tell me... my brain already hurts... [/snarky] Oh yeah... rock star birthdays... for November 30th, the following celebrities are listed: Winston Churchill - Dick Clark Richard Crenna, Robert Guillaume Billy Idol, G. Gordon Liddy Mark Twain Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. Of those, I guess Dick Clark and Billy Idol come the closest to being "rock stars"... unless G. Gordon Liddy has some hidden talent, like singing lullabies before he bites the heads off of kittens or somesuch. edited cuz I'm a twit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Prince was born on June 7th. That's a big enough star for me. And Scarlett......quit huffing paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Well Im going to get drunk I hope you enjoy my jokes everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're not already drunk? Yes, I enjoy every joke post you've made. All 440 of them. Oh, you were probably only referring to the jokes on the previous page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 You're not already drunk? Yes, I enjoy every joke post you've made. All 440 of them. Oh, you were probably only referring to the jokes on the previous page... Ya i have an account at this bank called the Musicians credit union and whenever I go there they are playing music their all the time it's old school stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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