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Here are some:

Marylin Manson is 39,Jan.5

Lisa Marie Presley is 39,Feb.5

Roger Dalrtey is 63 March 1st

Axle Rose is 45 Feb.6

Robert Townsend is 50 Feb.6

Natalie cole is 57 Feb.6

Alice cooper is 59 Feb.4

Garth brooks is 45 Feb.7

John Paul jones is 62 Jan.2 Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Stills Jan.3 he is 63 I think

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Here are some:

Marylin Manson is 39,Jan.5

Lisa Marie Presley is 39,Feb.5

Roger Dalrtey is 63 March 1st

Axle Rose is 45 Feb.6

Robert Townsend is 50 Feb.6

Natalie cole is 57 Feb.6

Alice cooper is 59 Feb.4

Garth brooks is 45 Feb.7

John Paul jones is 62 Jan.2 Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Stills Jan.3 he is 63 I think

So...let me get this straight:

your birthday is on

Jan. 2

Jan. 3

Jan. 5

Feb. 4

Feb. 5

Feb. 6

Feb. 7

and March 1?

You've been reincarnated a few times, haven't you?

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Joseph Johnston born on February 3, 1807

Carl Theodor Dreyer born on February 3, 1889

Emma Roldán born on February 3, 1893

Mary Carlisle born on February 3, 1912

Kenneth Anger born on February 3, 1927

Michael Cimino born on February 3, 1939

Blythe Danner born on February 3, 1943

Marius Weyers born on February 3, 1945

Willeke Alberti born on February 3, 1945

Koos Alberts born on February 3, 1947

Paul Auster born on February 3, 1947

David Chandler born on February 3, 1950

Morgan Fairchild born on February 3, 1950

Nathan Lane born on February 3, 1956

Crockett Frizzell born on February 3, 1959

Keith Gordon born on February 3, 1961

Linda Eder born on February 3, 1961

Maura Tierney born on February 3, 1965

Frank Coraci born on February 3, 1966

Gillian Bonner born on February 3, 1966

Tim Flowers born on February 3, 1967

Retief Goosen born on February 3, 1969

Oscar Cordoba born on February 3, 1970

Warwick Davis born on February 3, 1970

Kali Rocha born on February 3, 1972

Mart Poom born on February 3, 1972

Elisa Donovan born on February 3, 1974

Julie Meadows born on February 3, 1974

Miriam Yeung born on February 3, 1974

Isla Fisher born on February 3, 1976

Maitland Ward born on February 3, 1977

Alisa Reyes born on February 3, 1981

Wouter de Jong born on February 3, 1981

Jessica Harp born on February 3, 1982

Laurence Kinlan born on February 3, 1983

T.R. Silambarasan born on February 3, 1983

Chantelle Paige born on February 3, 1988

Tallulah Belle Willis born on February 3, 1994

That's the list of people born on my birthday.

Alisa Reyes and Wouter de Jong (who the hell are these people) were born on the SAME EXACT date as me.

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1: Grandmaster Flash (1957)

2: Little Drummer Boy (Immature) (1981)

3: John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin) (1946)

3: Stephen Stills (Crosby, Stills & Nash) (1945)

4: Deana Carter (1966)

4: Beth Gibbons (Portishead) (1965)

4: David Glasper (Breathe) (1965)

4: Robin Guthrie (Cocteau Twins) (1962)

4: Michael Stipe (R.E.M.) (1960)

4: Patty Loveless (1956)

4: Bernard Sumner (New Order) (1956)

5: Marilyn Manson (1969)

5: Kate Schellenbach (Luscious Jackson) (1966)

5: Grant Young (Soul Asylum) (1964)

5: Chris Stein (Blondie) (1950)

5: George Brown (Kool & The Gang) (1949)

6: Mark O'Toole (Frankie Goes To Hollywood) (1964)

6: Jazzie B (Soul II Soul) (1963)

6: Kathie Sledge (Sister Sledge) (1959)

6: Malcolm Young (AC/DC) (1953)

6: Kim Wilson (Fabulous Thunderbirds) (1951)

7: Kathy Valentine (The Go-Go's) (1959)

7: Kenny Loggins (1948)

7: Paul Revere (Paul Revere & The Raiders) (1937)

8: Sean Paul (1975)

8: Jeff Abercrombie (Fuel) (1969)

8: R. Kelly (1967)

8: Mike Reno (Loverboy) (1955)

8: David Bowie (1947)

8: Robby Krieger (The Doors) (1946)

8: Terry Sylvester (Hollies) (1947)

8: Marcus Hutson (The Whispers) (1943)

8: Shirley Bassey (1937)

9: A.J. McLean (Backstreet Boys) (1978)

9: Dave Matthews (Dave Matthews Band) (1967)

9: Steve Harwell (Smash Mouth) (1967)

9: Carl Bell (Fuel) (1967)

9: Eric Erlandson (Hole) (1963)

9: Crystal Gayle (1951)

9: David Johansen (1950)

9: Jimmy Page (1944)

9: Kenneth Kelly (The Manhattans) (1943)

9: Joan Baez (1941)

10: Chris Smith (Kris Kross) (1979)

10: Aerle Taree (Arrested Development) (1973)

10: Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) (1964)

10: Shawn Colvin (1958)

10: Pat Benatar (1953)

10: Donald Fagen (1948)

10: Cyrill Neville (Neville Brothers) (1948)

10: Aynsley Dunbar (Jefferson Starship) (1946)

10: Rod Stewart (1945)

11: Mary J. Blige (1971)

11: Tom Rowlands (Chemical Brothers) (1971)

11: Tom Dumont (No Doubt) (1968)

11: Vicki Peterson (The Bangles) (1958)

11: Naomi Judd (1946)

11: Clarence Clemons (1942)

12: Melanie Chisholm (Spice Girls) (1974)

12: Raekwon (Wu-Tang Clan) (1968)

12: Rob Zombie (White Zombie) (1966)

12: Charlie Gillingham (Counting Crows) (1960)

12: Per Gessle (Roxette) (1959)

12: Cynthia Robinson (Sly & The Family Stone) (1946)

12: William Lee Gordon (Oak Ridge Boys) (1939)

13: Zach de la Rocha (Rage Against The Machine) (1970)

13: Suggs aka Graham McPherson (Madness) (1961)

13: Trevor Rabin (Yes) (1954)

14: Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters/Nirvana) (1969)

14: L.L. Cool J (1968)

14: Chas Smith (Madness) (1959)

14: Geoff Tate (Queensryche) (1959)

15: Lisa Velez (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam) (1967)

15: Martha Davis (The Motels) (1951)

15: Edward Bivins (The Manhattans) (1942)

16: Maxine Jones (En Vogue) (1966)

16: Paul Webb (Talk Talk) (1962)

16: Sade (1959)

16: Ronnie Milsap (1943)

16: William Francis (Dr. Hook) (1942)

17: Kid Rock (1971)

17: Shabba Ranks (1966)

17: Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles) (1957)

17: John Crawford (Berlin) (1957)

17: Paul Young (1956)

17: Steve Earle (1955)

17: Mick Taylor (Rolling Stones) (1948)

17: Eartha Kitt (1927)

18: Samantha Mumba (1983)

18: Jonathan Davis (Korn) (1971)

18: DJ Quik (1970)

18: Tom Bailey (Thompson Twins) (1956)

19: John Wozniak (Marcy Playground) (1971)

19: Trey Lorenz (1969)

19: Caron Wheeler (Soul II Soul) (1963)

19: Mickey Virtue (UB40) (1957)

19: Dewey Bunnell (America) (1952)

19: Dolly Parton (1946)

19: Rod Evans (Deep Purple) (1945)

19: Michael Crawford (1942)

19: Phil Everly (The Everly Brothers) (1939)

20: Rob Bourdon (Linkin Park) (1979)

20: Ian Hill (Judas Priest) (1958)

20: Paul Stanley (Kiss) (1952)

21: Nokio (Dru Hill) (1979)

21: Emma Bunton (Baby Spice of Spice Girls) (1978)

21: Rob Brill (Berlin) (1956)

21: Billy Ocean (1950)

21: Mac Davis (1942)

21: Richie Havens (1941)

21: Placido Domingo (1941)

22: Willa Ford (1981)

22: Steve Adler (Guns N' Roses) (1965)

22: D.J. Jazzy Jeff (1965)

22: Steve Perry (Journey) (1949)

23: Earl Falconer (UB40) (1959)

23: Anita Baker (1958)

23: Reggie Calloway (Calloway) (1955)

23: Robin Zander (Cheap Trick) (1953)

23: Patrick Simmons (Doobie Brothers) (1950)

23: Bill Cunningham (The Box Tops) (1950)

23: Anita Pointer (Pointer Sisters) (1948)

23: Millie Jackson (1943)

24: Jools Holland (Squeeze) (1955)

24: Neil Diamond (1941)

24: Aaron Neville (1941)

24: Ray Stevens (1939)

25: Alicia Keys (1981)

25: Andy Cox (Fine Young Cannibals) (1956)

25: Gary Tibbs (Roxy Music) (1958)

25: Etta James (1938)

26: Kirk Franklin (1970)

26: Andrew Ridgeley (Wham!) (1963)

26: Norman Hassan (UB40) (1958)

26: Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen) (1957)

26: Lucinda Williams (1953)

26: David Briggs (Little River Band) (1951)

26: Derek Holt (Climax Blues Band) (1949)

27: Mark Trojanowski (Sister Hazel) (1970)

27: Mike Patton (Faith No More) (1968)

27: Margo Timmins (Cowboy Junkies) (1961)

27: Gillian Gilbert (New Order) (1961)

27: Seth Justman (J. Geils Band) (1951)

27: Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) (1945)

28: Nick Carter (Backstreet Boys) (1980)

28: Tweety (Next) (1977)

28: Joseph Fatone ('N Sync) (1977)

28: Sarah McLachlan (1968)

28: Rakim (1968)

28: DJ Muggs (Cypress Hill) (1968)

29: Jonny Lang (1981)

29: Marcus Verre (Living In A Box) (1964)

29: Eddie Jackson (Queensrÿche) (1961)

29: Louie Perez (Los Lobos) (1953)

29: Tommy Ramone (The Ramones) (1952)

30: Jody Watley (1959)

30: Steve Bartek (Oingo Boingo) (1952)

30: Mary Ross (Quaterflash) (1951)

30: Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) (1942)

31: Justin Timberlake ('N Sync) (1981)

31: Jason Cooper (The Cure) (1967)

31: Alan Jaworski (Jesus Jones) (1966)

31: John Lydon (Sex Pistols/P.I.L.) (1956)

31: Phil Collins (1951)

31: Harry Wayne Casey (KC & Sunshine Band) (1951)

31: Phil Manzanera (Roxy Music) (1951)

31: Terry Kath (Chicago) (1946

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Musicians jokes

Drummers

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Bass Guitarists

Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

Guitar Players

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

Pianist

Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning?

Singer

What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?

Steel Guitar Players

How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ?

Violist

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

Musicians

Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

Bassoon Player

Why did the chicken cross the road?.

Trombonist

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?

Tuba Player

What's the range of a tuba?

Banjo

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

Saxophonist

What's the definition of a minor second interval?

Cellist

What's the difference between a cello and a viola?

Horn Player

Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?

Accordionist

What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?

Harpinist

Why are harps like elderly parents?

Clarinetist

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?

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Musicians jokes

Drummers

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Bass Guitarists

Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

Guitar Players

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

Pianist

Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning?

Singer

What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?

Steel Guitar Players

How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ?

Violist

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

Musicians

Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

Bassoon Player

Why did the chicken cross the road?.

Trombonist

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?

Tuba Player

What's the range of a tuba?

Banjo

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

Saxophonist

What's the definition of a minor second interval?

Cellist

What's the difference between a cello and a viola?

Horn Player

Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?

Accordionist

What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?

Harpinist

Why are harps like elderly parents?

Clarinetist

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?

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Where are the punch-lines?

Complete thought posts please...

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Where are the punch-lines?

Complete thought posts please...

Ill post them up i don't have an edit buttone but here are some of them

What does a gilr singer do?

Answer-Puts her clthes on and goes home

What's the best way to tune a steel guitar

answer -who cares

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Ill post them up i don't have an edit buttone but here are some of them

What does a gilr singer do?

Answer-Puts her clthes on and goes home

What's the best way to tune a steel guitar

answer -who cares

violest

the bow is moving

Musicians

a young child says I'd like to be a musician"

she replies ,"Well honey you know you can't do both."

Basoon

about three decibels

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February 13

Peter Gabriel

Field: Music

Info: Founding member of the band Genesis, later had a solo career, songs include "Solsbury Hill", "Sledgehammer", and "Steam"

Peter Tork

Field: Music

Info: Member of the band The Monkees

Some other folks born on Feb. 13

David Naughton

Field: Entertainment

Info: He starred in the movie "An American Werewolf in London" and and played Jack Kincaid in the TV series "My Sister Sam", he starred in Dr. Pepper's popular "Be a Pepper" TV commercials where he danced and proudly proclaimed "I'm a pepper"

Bo Svenson

Field: Entertainment

Info: He has appeared in the movies "The Great Waldo Pepper" and "North Dallas Forty" and the TV series "Walking Tall"

Jerry Springer

Field: Entertainment

Info: Host of a sleazy TV talk show, former mayor of Cincinnatti

Mike Krzyzewski

Field: Sports

Info: Longtime basketball coach at Duke University, known as Coach K, his teams have won three NCAA championships

Stockard Channing

Field: Entertainment, Theater

Info: Played Rizzo in the movie "Grease", star of the TV series "The Stockard Channing Show", plays the First Lady on the TV series "The West Wing", she's had many successful Broadway roles

George Segal

Field: Entertainment

Info: Starred in the movies "The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox", "Rollercoaster", and "Fun with Dick and Jane", played Jack Gallo in the TV series "Just Shoot Me!"

Kim Novak

Field: Entertainment

Info: Starred in "Picnic", "Vertigo", "Pal Joey" and other movies

Geoff Edwards

Field: Entertainment

Info: Host of the TV game show "Jackpot" in the 1970s

Dorothy McGuire

Field: Music

Info: One of the singing McGuire Sisters, very popular in the 1950s, they sang "Sugartime" and other songs

see also Phyllis McGuire and Christine McGuire

Chuck Yeager

Field: Exploration, Military

Info: US Air Force test pilot, he was the first human being to break the sound barrier, on October 14, 1947 he reached Mach 1.06 in the X-1 rocket plane

Eileen Farrell

Field: Music

Info: Versatile opera, pop, and jazz singer, known for her big voice and down-to-earth style

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Field: Music

Info: Country music singer, he had a big hit with "Sixteen Tons", he was host of "The Ford Show" on TV for five years

Patty Berg

Field: Sports

Info: Golfer, she won 15 major tournaments and was a founding member of the LPGA

Eddie Robinson

Field: Sports

Info: Football coach, he racked up 408 wins in 56 years as head coach at Grambling State University

William Shockley

Field: Science

Info: Co-inventor of the transistor, won the Nobel Prize for Physics

William Dozier

Field: Entertainment

Info: As well as serving as co-producer of the campy 1960s TV series "Batman" he was also the inimitable narrator of the show, famous for asking viewers to "tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel"

Bess Truman

Field: Politics

Info: Former First Lady of the US, wife of US president Harry Truman

I'm just a wealth of useless information lol : )

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Where are the punch-lines?

Complete thought posts please...

Drummers

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?-Gifted.

Bass Guitarists

Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

Guitar Players

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?-The stage is level.

Pianist

Why are a pianist's fingers like lightning?

Singer

What's the first thing a girl singer does in the morning?

Steel Guitar Players

How long does it take to tune a steel guitar ?

Violist

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

Musicians

Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"-A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow-up I think I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Bassoon Player

Why did the chicken cross the road?-About three decibels.

Trombonist

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?-Someone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

Tuba Player

What's the range of a tuba?-Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"

Friend: "I hope so."

Banjo

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?-A: The chain saw has greater dynamic range.

Saxophonist

What's the definition of a minor second interval?-Two Soprano Sax players reading off the same part.

Cellist

What's the difference between a cello and a viola?-A: The cello burns longer.

Horn Player

Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?-A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.

Accordionist

What's the difference between an accordion and a lawn mower?-If you put both on Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.-A: If you put both on Home Shopping Network, you could sell the lawn mower.

Harpinist

Why are harps like elderly parents?-A: A harpist tuning his unison strings.

Clarinetist

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?-A: So they can park in handicapped zones

I posted the answers here they are

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Well... enjoy yourself.... :unsure:

I'm still pondering 'musician jokes' on a rock star birthday thread that lists a bunch of people who aren't "rock stars"

If you don't have an edit button, you can always open a second window and copy/paste jokes WITH their punchlines.

BTW, the forum has an edit button, so I don't know why you can't use it. :unsure:

[snarky]...but please, don't tell me... my brain already hurts... [/snarky]

Oh yeah... rock star birthdays... for November 30th, the following celebrities are listed:

Winston Churchill -

Dick Clark

Richard Crenna,

Robert Guillaume

Billy Idol,

G. Gordon Liddy

Mark Twain

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Of those, I guess Dick Clark and Billy Idol come the closest to being "rock stars"... unless G. Gordon Liddy has some hidden talent, like singing lullabies before he bites the heads off of kittens or somesuch.

edited cuz I'm a twit...

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You're not already drunk?

Yes, I enjoy every joke post you've made. All 440 of them. Oh, you were probably only referring to the jokes on the previous page...

Ya i have an account at this bank called the Musicians credit union and whenever I go there they are playing music their all the time it's old school stuff.

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