Aquamarine Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 For some reason I keep thinking about stuff like this-- Suppose you'd been the Divine Creator, and had had a chance to create things differently--the earth, natural laws, the human body, whatever. Other than the obvious--like no hurricanes and the body not being prone to cancer-- how would you have changed things? My first thought was that it would be really cool to have two more ears, for quadrophonic sound and similar, and after much thought I decided they would be best placed on the wrists, where they would be quite attractive if placed sideways. Then, one kidney should be enough. Also I'm considering toes on the heel as well as the front of the foot, for extra grip. Other than that, I'd have made horses' legs sturdier and less liable to snap, and I'd have moved Indonesia out of the line of tsunamis and such. In fact, I'm trying to rearrange countries so as to move New Zealand closer to the US and Britain, which would mean moving them closer to each other . . . a tricky one. Anyway, your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 30 minute orgasms,just like pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 A cornucóipa for everybody: No hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I'm still waiting for the first guy to suggest an extra set of boobs per female... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I'm still waiting for the first guy to suggest an extra set of boobs per female... A friend of mine dreams with boobs in women's back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Human beings wouldn't need more than two hours' sleep per night. Smooth legs for women;smooth faces for men-without shaving. Regenerative abilites,like Wolverine.(to make it more logical,only up to a certian point,varying from person to person) Cure for the common cold?Booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 How about multiple 30 minute orgasms, '59? But then what good would a quickie be? I'd perfect everyone's eyesight. I hate being freakin' blind! I also like Gio's idea of the cornucopia of food for everyone...perhaps create the world so it has hundreds more "bread baskets?" I'd also make women smooth-legged, and bald-armpitted because I hate shaving...and they'd also be somewhat all smooth-faced, because I always feel REALLY bad for women who have dark facial hair...men could have smooth faces too, but only if they want them. (quite superficial, I know..but I'm allowed one, right?) I'm sure if I think deeper than this, I can come up with better ones... I'll post those after some pondering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firekisses Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Nice thought '59! Manders, I agree with the multiple orgasms....for both men and women though! I would love for people to be empaths....so that when they listen to a person speak, they could feel their emotions. This would end alot of misunderstandings and end alot of hatred between people. Sort of give people a different appreciation for someone else's viewpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I would love for people to be empaths....so that when they listen to a person speak, they could feel their emotions. Maybe I'm selfish;but I wouldn't want that.I like the idea that it's only a select group of people that are,it's like a special gift,almost like a bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Human beings wouldn't need more than two hours' sleep per night. Smooth legs for women;smooth faces for men-without shaving. Regenerative abilites,like Wolverine.(to make it more logical,only up to a certian point,varying from person to person) Cure for the common cold?Booze. My favorite so far. Apart from the orgasms. Could combine the two, and have orgasms cure the common cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 To the orgasms and booze suggestions. But there's a lot of other great ideas too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 For some reason I keep thinking about stuff like this-- Suppose you'd been the Divine Creator, and had had a chance to create things differently--the earth, natural laws, the human body, whatever. Other than the obvious--like no hurricanes and the body not being prone to cancer-- how would you have changed things? My first thought was that it would be really cool to have two more ears, for quadrophonic sound and similar, and after much thought I decided they would be best placed on the wrists, where they would be quite attractive if placed sideways. Then, one kidney should be enough. Also I'm considering toes on the heel as well as the front of the foot, for extra grip. Other than that, I'd have made horses' legs sturdier and less liable to snap, and I'd have moved Indonesia out of the line of tsunamis and such. In fact, I'm trying to rearrange countries so as to move New Zealand closer to the US and Britain, which would mean moving them closer to each other . . . a tricky one. Anyway, your turn. Aqua, you're the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Human beings wouldn't need more than two hours' sleep per night. Smooth legs for women;smooth faces for men-without shaving. Regenerative abilites,like Wolverine.(to make it more logical,only up to a certian point,varying from person to person) Cure for the common cold?Booze. I love these ideas Smooth legs for women specially this, I've been having trouble in this department lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 How about the ability to fly....hell, I would migrate south every winter!! Or the ability to be invisible...so you can avoid talking to people you don't want to. Or the ability to be visable to those that you select tobe visable to. Like on msn! haha! "Richard appears offline"............but is he!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Awwww, Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Awwww, Richard Hehe! I am online at the moment, but I am busy. I am glad you respect my current status. I will chat with you on there at a later date. How about the ability to secrete sweet smelling odours rather than BO....not that I suffer from bad BO like some people, but just to not have to worry about that after a strenuous game of badminton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I know how you feel, Rich. BTW, do you have a mechanism for perpetually smooth legs, Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I know how you feel, Rich. BTW, do you have a mechanism for perpetually smooth legs, Rich? Why of course I do. For just like Mary Poppins I am "perfect in every way"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leddy Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 30 minute orgasms,just like pigs. Looks like you haven't been with the right people then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 :hysterical: Well, it is true if Mary Poppins was secretly a hairy-legged man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 :o :o :o NO Rich, you cannot deny my wish, even if that means you'll have to transform into one of my acquaintances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 :o :o :o NO Rich, you cannot deny my wish, even if that means you'll have to transform into one of my acquaintances Sorry Rabia...let's face it....I am a hairy-legged Mary Poppins. And that is another thing I would want to add to humankind if I was God: I would give humans the ability to conjour danger music or sing-song music whenever they please....just like in the old musical films where people randomly burst into song with an invisible orchestra backing them...or when you are being chased there is supenseful music backing you. To quote Jim Carrey from the film "The Cable Guy": "That's the problem with real life....there's no danger music!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I KNOW, I could have used it plenty of times If I was God, I'd make sure hairy legged Mary Poppins was associated with one of my acquaintances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ok....mission complete....me and Rabia have officially vandalised this thread. haha! It was more Rabia's fault than mine of course. I will add another wish to the list though: I wish God had given us men the ability not to look irrestistable to women all the time but to be able to be selective. Of couse when I say "us men" I was actually referring to me! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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