PlantOneOnMe Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 If I were God, I'd start over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Such as? What would your new world look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Sorry for f__king up the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Sorry for f__king up the topic. No problem, MOJO. Back on track now. New thought--extra eye? (Apart from our third eye, of course. ) But where? I suggest fingertip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I always wanted one on the back of my head and on the top of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 telepathic communication and personal climate control for people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'd like climate control. I'm cold all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'd like climate control. I'm cold all the time. ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'm not now, it's pretty nice. Otherwise I usually am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 How about if a Doctor tells you a lie, his/her nose grows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 How about if a Doctor tells you a lie, his/her nose grows. And s/he loses his/her X-ray vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I've decided that I would make flatulence less smelly. Especially in men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I had a dream about two years ago, in the dream LZ goes on tour. I win tickets through Q104.3 and attend the concert with backstage passes. When I have visions this clear they usually happen. Lets pray to the God of Rock. Amen, glory halle berry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Man made AIDS as a way of population control, but forgot to make the antivirus before testing it. Man you gotta be joking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleNecker Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Ok, I'll play God. *plays Layla* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 No problem, MOJO. Back on track now. New thought--extra eye? (Apart from our third eye, of course. ) But where? I suggest fingertip. Now that's a good one. Person after me own heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I've decided that I would make flatulence less smelly. Especially in men. Good call! Also make men mortally afraid of belching in company. Actually I'm working on the last part myself as it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^and especially at the dinner table... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^What about smell like roses?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^ Uphill battle, though, isn't it? How about all flatulence etc. is directed inward, so that only the, er, perpetrator is aware of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Well...I wouldn't care about it if it weren't so damned smelly! Especially if it didn't happen when I had my head in his lap or near is butt! Or at the dinner table... he used to have manners...then seven years went by. ROFL Not to mention the burping while talking. He thinks he's cute. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Well...I wouldn't care about it if it weren't so damned smelly! Especially if it didn't happen when I had my head in his lap or near is butt! Or at the dinner table... he used to have manners...then seven years went by. ROFL Not to mention the burping while talking. He thinks he's cute. Seriously. A true Coonass lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^ Uphill battle, though, isn't it? How about all flatulence etc. is directed inward, so that only the, er, perpetrator is aware of it? Who farted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenix Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^ Uphill battle, though, isn't it? How about all flatulence etc. is directed inward, so that only the, er, perpetrator is aware of it? Hmm I can see a flaw in your cunning plan, would not the perpetrators head eventually explode due to the accumulation of noxious gasses. How about we all come fitted with catalytic converters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Hmm I can see a flaw in your cunning plan, would not the perpetrators head eventually explode due to the accumulation of noxious gasses. How about we all come fitted with catalytic converters Excellent idea, fenix! I have no idea what they are, but if they stop people's heads from exploding, they're OK with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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