DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 That was a confusing wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 That was a confusing wish It was a "blow my own trumpet jokingly" kind of wish!! I took a hike up "ego mountain" on that one! But jokingly of course....I only praise myself jokingly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Latina Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'd clone Jimmy Page so I could have 30 minute orgasms with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 OH YEAH, I'd do the same, Christina But then I found someone else *cough*Ash*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planted In My Mind Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Sorry Rabia...let's face it....I am a hairy-legged Mary Poppins. And that is another thing I would want to add to humankind if I was God: I would give humans the ability to conjour danger music or sing-song music whenever they please....just like in the old musical films where people randomly burst into song with an invisible orchestra backing them...or when you are being chased there is supenseful music backing you. To quote Jim Carrey from the film "The Cable Guy": "That's the problem with real life....there's no danger music!" Richard, I'm new, and have really enjoyed your posts. You have a wonderful spirit and an amazing sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Planted in my mind, that was so sweet. Join the ReR Fan Club If I was God, I wouldn't make fires so dangerous to humans. I'd make us invincible to fires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Latina Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 OH YEAH, I'd do the same, Christina But then I found someone else *cough*Ash*cough* You DID! And you DIDN'T tell ME???? What's gone wrong in our friendship? So do you want to clone him too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 My favorite vampire reminds me that blood would be a lot less scary if it was green. Also (not vampire-related) it would be convenient to have extendable bones ( a boon for the shorter folks among us, i.e. me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Latina Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My favorite vampire reminds me that blood would be a lot less scary if it was green. Also (not vampire-related) it would be convenient to have extendable bones ( a boon for the shorter folks among us, i.e. me). Green Blood? That would give us a nice "glow" wouldn't it? You're too funny Aquamarine! And I like the extendable bones idea too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 My favorite vampire reminds me that blood would be a lot less scary if it was green. Also (not vampire-related) it would be convenient to have extendable bones ( a boon for the shorter folks among us, i.e. me). Oh yes, especially at concerts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Extendable necks! That's what we need for concerts--it would save all the tippy-toe business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 if i was the great creator i would remove all weapon making ability and racism from the humans i created Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Extendable necks! That's what we need for concerts--it would save all the tippy-toe business! Yes and while we're at it, bionic vision in case we aren't straight up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 if i was the great creator i would remove all weapon making ability and racism from the humans i created Quite right too--but like I said, that's the stuff that goes without saying, like getting rid of cancer, etc. Now, designing a knee that swivels in all directions is perhaps less obvious, but could turn out to be darn useful ( and could revolutionize the various dance contest shows). Also, I'd make orang-utans come in assorted colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Quite right too--but like I said, that's the stuff that goes without saying, like getting rid of cancer, etc. no cancer would be wonderful i lost 3 grand parents, mom,dad & 2 aunts to that demon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Yes and while we're at it, bionic vision in case we aren't straight up front And, our eyes would have the ability to take internal photos (shutter controlled by blinking) that could then be printed out and emerge as a scroll via the navel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 no cancer would be wonderful i lost 3 grand parents, mom,dad & 2 aunts to that demon Very tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 And, our eyes would have the ability to take internal photos (shutter controlled by blinking) that could then be printed out and emerge as a scroll via the navel! Excellent idea! Perhaps we should also create some sort of recording function so we could instantly record the shows YouTube my arse nine runs off to the lab to contemplate all these great creations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Excellent idea! Perhaps we should also create some sort of recording function so we could instantly record the shows YouTube my arse nine runs off to the lab to contemplate all these great creations... Well, here's where the four ears could have an additional function . . . *runs after nine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Well, here's where the four ears could have an additional function . . . *runs after nine* Indeed. Pauses for serious meeting with Aqua. Cocktails included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidmoon Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 About a year or so ago I would've answered this question differently. Now, I realize that I'm merely human and cannot grasp the "grand scheme of things", so I can't summon the pride to change anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 30 minute orgasms,just like pigs. I've proven humans are capable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I would have made G. Bush sr. sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 If I were God I would have made the devil appear to Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden as a cute little puppy dog instead of a snake. That way I wouldn't seem like such a jerk for hating cute little puppy dogs. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 I knew this fantasy had to appeal to you sooner or later, Del. Actually, something else I'd do is to introduce separate breeds of every animal that would be permanently small and cute. Well, those that were cute in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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