Jahfin Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 By BOB LEWIS, Associated Press Writer RICHMOND, Va. - It's one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia. State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers. Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250. He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it. "'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays. "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it,'" he said. The Virginia General Assembly has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it drew widespread attention with an unsuccessful effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear. Spruill, 61, said the indignity of the "droopy drawers" debate wouldn't deter him. He said he won't hesitate to bring a set of $24.95 trailer testicles with him for a legislative show-and-tell. "I'm going to do it," Spruill told a handful of reporters after Tuesday's House session adjourned. "I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I hate those things, totally trashy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Popeil's 'Trailer Testicles' just $24.95 (plus shipping and handling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I don't really get the appeal of the whole "trailer testicle" thing but whatever makes people happy I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Actually they have nothing to do with trailers They call them "Truck Nutz" it's a kinda male truck macho thing. Personally I wouldn't have the balls to put them on my truck. Besides my employer forbids this or any kind of advetisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Actually they have nothing to do with trailers They call them "Truck Nutz" it's a kinda male truck macho thing. Personally I wouldn't have the balls to put them on my truck. Besides my employer forbids this or any kind of advetisement. Well said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Actually they have nothing to do with trailers They call them "Truck Nutz" it's a kinda male truck macho thing. Personally I wouldn't have the balls to put them on my truck. Besides my employer forbids this or any kind of advetisement. Ditto. I cracked up the first time I saw them. I've only seen them on a few trucks around here... but I don't think they were rubber. Chrome perhaps, although I like the notion that they're stainless steel. As for passing a law to outlaw them... seems kinda silly to me. If somebody's teenage daughter asked what they were, just be glad she had to ask. What would be next... those mud flaps with the profile sillhouette of a very busty female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ditto. I cracked up the first time I saw them. I've only seen them on a few trucks around here... but I don't think they were rubber. Chrome perhaps, although I like the notion that they're stainless steel. As for passing a law to outlaw them... seems kinda silly to me. If somebody's teenage daughter asked what they were, just be glad she had to ask. What would be next... those mud flaps with the profile sillhouette of a very busty female? Or all Male Dogs must be neutered before you can walk them in public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Popeil's 'Trailer Testicles' just $24.95 (plus shipping and handling) I'm sure the get you on the handling fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I'm sure the get you on the handling fees. I would hate to be the 'ball packer'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 This guys got a lot of impotence riding on this one. I hope he does not let it slip away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelmon Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 ^ yeah, no slippin' thru the cracks with this BIG ONE ! funny shit ! good one Black Dawg !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledded1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 In the words of The Moody Blues " Gonad, gonad gonad" If it was in another State would there be a film be made of it and it be called Bolloxy Blues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 ^ yeah, no slippin' thru the cracks with this BIG ONE ! funny shit ! good one Black Dawg !!!! Just following your lead. Ya know us dawgs. I am really glad he has firm hold on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 In the words of The Moody Blues " Gonad, gonad gonad" If it was in another State would there be a film be made of it and it be called Bolloxy Blues? Why yes... yes, it would be called that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Were those balls 1 7/8 inch or 2 inch balls? My balls are the bigger 2 inch balls of course. They drive my wife crazy because she is constantly tripping over my big balls becuase my extended hitch is always sticking out too far. I keep my balls greased and ready to go. Now let's talk about my salty nutsack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRB Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Those things are so stupid - trying to make up for what they haven't really got. I feel sorry for them. Well, not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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