JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 they are stupid but this is seriously what my friends and i think. Preamble: We the teenagers of this group, in order to form a more perfect understanding, establish listening, insure songs limits, provide a common defense, promote classic tunes, and secure the blessings brought by each song to ourselves, do ordain and establish these Articles of the Greats. Article 1: Sec. 1 - Stairway to Heaven To be enacted by the by this group, then wherever a person is, if he hears this song, he must then listen to it; five rules established will be as followed: if he fast-forward’s though “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $2, for if he stops “Stairway to Heaven” it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $5, for if by any means, plays another song during “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and will be charged a fine not exceeding $10. If he chooses to rewind, may he do so without punishment, if for any means pauses “Stairway to Heaven”, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $1. Sec. 2 To be further enacted, if he decides to curse, put down, swear, etc. about “Stairway to Heaven” in any means, it is sin and shall be charged a fine not exceeding $20. If he so chooses to talk down Led Zeppelin, he shall pay a fine not exceeding $4. haha. we havent finished it yet. (its a rip off of the Alien and Sedation acts of 1796 enacted by Pres. John Adams.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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