SteveAJones Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ...Blue Jays fire John Gibbons and bring back Cito Gaston.But Roxie knew the truth behind all the... ...thousands of anonymous long stem roses placed at the gates to her secret garden. The Canadien government, seeking an influx of tourism dollars, decided to host... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marolyn Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ...thousands of anonymous long stem roses placed at the gates to her secret garden. The Canadien government, seeking an influx of tourism dollars, decided to host... a cunuck tasting party...but worried about the impending decline in population, they resorted to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 clichéd methods to encourage people to have sex and produce more babies. This involved a government-sponsored community sex van which drove around the majority of the council housing estates in Saskatoon to demonstrate to the public, through plastic latex demonstration dolls, the best way to conceive children. However this did not go down to well as Elizabeth Moorely, from number 34, drawing heavily on a camel cigarette with a raised eyebrow loudly commented "........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorer714 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ..."Sprechen ze Duetsch fat man?" To which the fat man replied,"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Nine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledbaby Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 clichéd methods to encourage people to have sex and produce more babies. This involved a government-sponsored community sex van which drove around the majority of the council housing estates in Saskatoon to demonstrate to the public, through plastic latex demonstration dolls, the best way to conceive children. However this did not go down to well as Elizabeth Moorely, from number 34, drawing heavily on a camel cigarette with a raised eyebrow loudly commented "........ Noted. Roll of quarters ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Drop those coins into the slot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledbaby Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Drop those coins into the slot! That's what I'm talking about. In the groove, in the slot, in the splits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Put another nickle in, in the Nickleodeon! (They oughta give me the Wurlitzer prize) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledbaby Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Put another nickle in, in the Nickleodeon! (They oughta give me the Wurlitzer prize) Put another dime in the jukebox baby. Slot the slit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Slot the slit. Hmmmmm!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Slot the slit,the slit was slot,another slotted slit was got.And then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 A giant foot came down from the sky and squished them all, for they found they were on Monty Python's flying circus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 A giant foot came down from the sky and squished them all, for they found they were on Monty Python's flying circus.... But were switched off the Telly by a couple of pepperpots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 That were also used with a couple of pepperbox pistols once upon a time in the old west..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 That were also used with a couple of pepperbox pistols once upon a time in the old west..... but not to be confused with the "pepperbox"pistols (slang term)that were used to satisfy "Pepper"Andersons carnal longings after a bitchen'day of police work in the show,Police Woman(1974-1978)as played by the lovely Angie Dickenson.I tell ya,if you were a dude on the run from her,and she cornered your scumbag criminal arse,she would flat out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Flatten your ass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Angie didn't need backup from Charlie's Angels either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 And a good thing it was that Charlie's Angels help was not needed.Because one of the three angels,during this time,became fascinated with,and later pursued a degree in ancient Egyptian water systems and plumbing,or, in present day vernacular,a pharaoh faucet major. Meanwhile, the other angels........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Meanwhile, the other angels........ ... were waiting for the results of their pregnacy tests to arrive in the mail. Kate Jackson wasn't too concerned about being pregnant, as much as she was just wanting the results to confirm her suspicion that you really can't get pregnant that way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 So she really could have been a cop in drag.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 ... were waiting for the results of their pregnacy tests to arrive in the mail. Kate Jackson wasn't too concerned about being pregnant, as much as she was just wanting the results to confirm her suspicion that you really can't get pregnant that way.... ....but knowing Kate was originally from Alabama,what would you expect?The police uniform was not Kate in drag per se, it was her part time job attire-vamp stripper.She was paid to approach men on their birthdays,etc.,claim they were under arrest,then do the slow female cop cuffing,telling them what a naughty boy they had been.Usually done in a public place. On to the crux of this matter,please stay with me on this. Two of the pregnancy results came back POSITIVE!This floored producer Aaron Spelling.What to do?I'll tell you what Mr. Spelling did,quite the visionary.He had the two unborn "angel offspring"signed somehow to a"yet to be developed"television pilot.Surely you've guessed by now it was Saved By The Bell.Identities are vaulted,but I believe Zach to be the son of Pharaoh,er..Farrah,and Kelly to be the daughter of Jaclyn Smith, but this is all pure speculation on my part.I mean Screech could be the product of David Doyle and Kate Jackson.The thing is, we don't know which angel did what with whom ,to create two of the actors on Saved By The Bell. Another angel angle,did Mr. Spelling mastermind this whole thing years in advance,knowing that daughter Tori would need a vehicle to make it in to syndicated television,as she made cameo appearances on the show. Anyhow,which Saved By The Bell star could a product of a Charlies Angel,and who could their diddy be?I wonder if........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 TMZ should be able to figure all that shit out I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Well,according to Inside Edition,TMZ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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