spats Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 ....That was ALLLLL about you. Could you not see that? EVERYTHING she wrote, was stuff that YOU do.... I realize that she was talking about me. That's why i put the winking face at the end. But at the same time she is wrong on quite a few of the things she mentioned about me. Maybe 1 or 2 are right but the rest isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 We have to rescue this thread from spats. Pet Peeve: When you go to the grocery store to buy something and you find that they are out of it. And the only reason you even went to the store, was to buy that particular item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I don't. Are you f**king kidding me? I, a 5 feet tall girl, should protect my man? How the hell could I do that? That's like having a yorkie for a watch-dog. Jesus spats, you're really quite deranged. A simple rule: you asked me out, you pay. Since men are often those who take the initiative, they are also those who pay. A dude cannot stop bullets with his teeth you know. The guy does not have much hope against another dude with a gun. The dude should not have to sacrifice his life for the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Another pet peeve: People who use the express checkout lane when they have more than 10 items. How rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 It's just that spats doesn't ever make the first move, the women has to do that. So she has top pay. MY idea is whoever asks is whoever pays, unless it is otherwise stated. I think no matter who asks you should both split the check. I wouldn't feel comfortable with someone paying for me if i am just getting to know them. And i sure is hell don't feel comfortable paying for someone if i am just getting to know them. With people you know really well it's fine but on early dates i don't see how anyone can feel comfortable with getting a free ride. if you both pay there are no expectations or disappointments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Lining up in a long line for a bus and then when you are finally being let on people slip in the door without lining up. No manners at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Pet Peeve: thread hijackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'Days Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I hate people that think their shit don't stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I hate people that think their shit don't stink! What if it doesn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I happen to know that my poo smells like a mixture of gardenias and orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'Days Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 What if it doesn't? Well, girls say they don' fart so, maybe they don't shit either. :burp:They need a farting little guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Well, girls say they don' fart so, maybe they don't shit either. :burp:They need a farting little guy. I think the Queen of England has a valet do that job for her.That's what I hear anyway. Pet Peeve : Having a dump for the Queen of England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'Days Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I think the Queen of England has a valet do that job for her.That's what I hear anyway. Pet Peeve : Having a dump for the Queen of England It's good to be the Queen's valet no matter what it pays, or what you have to do, I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 What if it doesn't? ::whistles innocently:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lk1awSIang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I think the Queen of England has a valet do that job for her.That's what I hear anyway. Pet Peeve : Having a dump for the Queen of England <In my best British accent> "My good man, I do feel a poo coming on....please take care of that for me right away! And don't forget...wipe from front to back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 A dude cannot stop bullets with his teeth you know. The guy does not have much hope against another dude with a gun. The dude should not have to sacrifice his life for the girl. My apologies everyone! But I can't resist..I have this vision of Spats ducking and diving behind his dates skirt.... Sorry Spats!! I see your point, however.....chivalry is NOT dead...yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 My apologies everyone! But I can't resist..I have this vision of Spats ducking and diving behind his dates skirt.... Sorry Spats!! I see your point, however.....chivalry is NOT dead...yet! He'd be like George Costanza at the kid's birthday party when the fire breaks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I realize that she was talking about me. That's why i put the winking face at the end. But at the same time she is wrong on quite a few of the things she mentioned about me. Maybe 1 or 2 are right but the rest isn't. Oh really? PROVE IT. Until you can prove that you are NOT like that, I will personally continue to think she is 100% right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I won the auction. Now I am in a bad mood. You've confirmed something I've always suspected. In some cases, winners of EBAY auctions are simply competitive people who DON'T WANT TO LOSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Another pet peeve: People who use the express checkout lane when they have more than 10 items. How rude. Sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 You've confirmed something I've always suspected. In some cases, winners of EBAY auctions are simply competitive people who DON'T WANT TO LOSE. That's why I use the "Buy it Now" option if they offer it. You get what you want-quickly-and you don't have to worry about someone raising the price up absurdly high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hrsoflunacy Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 These are the meals men should pay for: First date Her birthday every other anniversary These are meals women should pay for: Second date his birthday every other anniversary Now in this case I'm talking about meals in nice restaurants, the kinds of meals you don't have but 3-4 times a year. If you're going to the drive-thru at McDonalds, she can chip in for her part of the meal. If she doesn't have any cash on her, or if he doesn't have any cash on him, the other person pays the whole thing. I don't consider a meal at McDonalds a major expenditure that either party should have problems paying in full, should they need to. IMO, if they sit down at a restaurant the guy should always pay or attempt to, unless it is his birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hrsoflunacy Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 A dude cannot stop bullets with his teeth you know. The guy does not have much hope against another dude with a gun. The dude should not have to sacrifice his life for the girl. Jeez, your a pussy and a cheapskate. No wonder you aren't getting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Jeez, your a pussy and a cheapskate. No wonder you aren't getting any. Ya know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 A dude cannot stop bullets with his teeth you know. The guy does not have much hope against another dude with a gun. The dude should not have to sacrifice his life for the girl. Yeah, that's a pretty drastic way to get out of paying the tab. Fortunately, with everything in your world being equal 50/50, she doesn't have to try to protect you either, so if the gun is aimed at you... tough shit, m'boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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