Evster2012 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hehe, I'll drink to that! And hey, I'd take a bullet for ALL of you guys - aren't I awesome? Okay. Hold still. Say, let's drive up the coast and put Onofre in the background for the photo op? Nah, let's just head to Coronado and get drunk (or maybe a campfire with guitars at PB!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Okay. Hold still. Say, let's drive up the coast and put Onofre in the background for the photo op? Nah, let's just head to Coronado and get drunk (or maybe a campfire with guitars at PB!) Right on! Guitars should definitely be involved somehow, wherever we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Right on! Guitars should definitely be involved somehow, wherever we go! Count me in!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hehe, I'll drink to that! And hey, I'd take a bullet for ALL of you guys - aren't I awesome? My, aren't you the self absorbed one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) Dammit, EL's talking about ME, Ev! Don't you get it, the world revolves around me! Edited August 21, 2009 by manderlyh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 My, aren't you the self absorbed one..... I am MUCH more self-absorbed than anyone else here (and competitive, too! ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I am a human Sham Wow! absorbing my own self constantly! Look! Here's your liquid! That's gonna smell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I am a human Sham Wow! absorbing my own self constantly! Look! Here's your liquid! That's gonna smell! Ok, ok, I admit, I can't compete with that! You win! (as a side note, I wish that dude would get absorbed by a giant Sham Wow...god what a creep!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ok, ok, I admit, I can't compete with that! You win! (as a side note, I wish that dude would get absorbed by a giant Sham Wow...god what a creep!) Yeah he's creepy as hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yeah he's creepy as hell!!! He's a poor mans Billy Mays..... Is it too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 What that guy (the Sham Wow guy) got arrested for beating up that hooker, my students thought they just HAD to inform me of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Drivers who tailgate and weave on the freeway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Waiting to hear back on a job interview. I want this on realllllyyyy bad! Really bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) I love the ShamWow! guy. He's hilarious AND he took on the Church of Scientology and lived to tell about it. That alone means he's got huevos made out of brass. You don't mess with those people, they're like the Mafia - they'll neutralize you. Edited August 21, 2009 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 BTW, as I recall it, what happened was Mr. ShamWow decided to procure a lady of the evening for his nightly pleasure (which is perfectly fine with me) and in the process of enjoying the lady's charms, he decided to kiss her. Well, you know the rule - you never kiss a hooker on the mouth and she bit down on his tongue and would not let go. So while he hit her, he was hitting her to get her to let go of his tongue. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if someone was biting down on your tongue and not letting up. How else are you going to get the person to let go - it's not like you can tell them to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 He's not just the Shamwow guy. He also does Slap Chop You're gonna love his nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 He's not just the Shamwow guy. He also does Slap Chop You're gonna love his nuts. I cannot watch that infomercial without breaking into hysterical laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deborah J Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Waiting to hear back on a job interview. I want this on realllllyyyy bad! Really bad! I hope you get it. Keep us posted:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I hope you get it. Keep us posted:-) Thanks! I'm waiting, and I feel like a restless animal! I'm one of three people who are being interviews. Hopefully, I've got a one (or two) up on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brspled Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Thanks! I'm waiting, and I feel like a restless animal! I'm one of three people who are being interviews. Hopefully, I've got a one (or two) up on them. I'm crossing my fingers for you, Mandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Waiting to hear back on a job interview. I want this on realllllyyyy bad! Really bad! Fingers crossed for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 BTW, as I recall it, what happened was Mr. ShamWow decided to procure a lady of the evening for his nightly pleasure (which is perfectly fine with me) and in the process of enjoying the lady's charms, he decided to kiss her. Well, you know the rule - you never kiss a hooker on the mouth and she bit down on his tongue and would not let go. So while he hit her, he was hitting her to get her to let go of his tongue. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if someone was biting down on your tongue and not letting up. How else are you going to get the person to let go - it's not like you can tell them to. Who kisses a hooker? Ewwwwww..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Waiting to hear back on a job interview. I want this on realllllyyyy bad! Really bad! Sending positive energy your way! How could you NOT get it?! Yer the BEST!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Thanks guys! I'm waiting to hear back. It's only 5:20pm on Friday here, and they said I'd know by the end of the weekend, Monday morning at the latest. I am a bit anxious to say the least...I need some entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Good luck there manders danders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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