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Hehe, I'll drink to that! And hey, I'd take a bullet for ALL of you guys - aren't I awesome? :shifty:

Okay. Hold still. Say, let's drive up the coast and put Onofre in the background for the photo op? Nah, let's just head to Coronado and get drunk (or maybe a campfire with guitars at PB!) ;)

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Okay. Hold still. Say, let's drive up the coast and put Onofre in the background for the photo op? Nah, let's just head to Coronado and get drunk (or maybe a campfire with guitars at PB!) ;)

Right on! Guitars should definitely be involved somehow, wherever we go! :D

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Hehe, I'll drink to that! And hey, I'd take a bullet for ALL of you guys - aren't I awesome? :shifty:

My, aren't you the self absorbed one.....

:lol:

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Dammit, EL's talking about ME, Ev!

Don't you get it, the world revolves around me! ;)

Edited by manderlyh

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I am a human Sham Wow! absorbing my own self constantly! Look! Here's your liquid! That's gonna smell!

vincefromshamwow.jpg

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I am a human Sham Wow! absorbing my own self constantly! Look! Here's your liquid! That's gonna smell!

vincefromshamwow.jpg

:lol: Ok, ok, I admit, I can't compete with that! You win! ;)

(as a side note, I wish that dude would get absorbed by a giant Sham Wow...god what a creep!)

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:lol: Ok, ok, I admit, I can't compete with that! You win! ;)

(as a side note, I wish that dude would get absorbed by a giant Sham Wow...god what a creep!)

Yeah he's creepy as hell!!! <_<

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Yeah he's creepy as hell!!! <_<

He's a poor mans Billy Mays..... Is it too soon? :unsure:

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What that guy (the Sham Wow guy) got arrested for beating up that hooker, my students thought they just HAD to inform me of it. :lol:

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Waiting to hear back on a job interview.

I want this on realllllyyyy bad!

Really bad!

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I love the ShamWow! guy. He's hilarious AND he took on the Church of Scientology and lived to tell about it. That alone means he's got huevos made out of brass. You don't mess with those people, they're like the Mafia - they'll neutralize you.

Edited by Electrophile

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BTW, as I recall it, what happened was Mr. ShamWow decided to procure a lady of the evening for his nightly pleasure (which is perfectly fine with me) and in the process of enjoying the lady's charms, he decided to kiss her. Well, you know the rule - you never kiss a hooker on the mouth and she bit down on his tongue and would not let go.

So while he hit her, he was hitting her to get her to let go of his tongue. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if someone was biting down on your tongue and not letting up. How else are you going to get the person to let go - it's not like you can tell them to.

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He's not just the Shamwow guy.

He also does Slap Chop

You're gonna love his nuts.

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He's not just the Shamwow guy.

He also does Slap Chop

You're gonna love his nuts.

I cannot watch that infomercial without breaking into hysterical laughter.

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Waiting to hear back on a job interview.

I want this on realllllyyyy bad!

Really bad!

I hope you get it. Keep us posted:-)

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I hope you get it. Keep us posted:-)

Thanks!

:D

I'm waiting, and I feel like a restless animal!

I'm one of three people who are being interviews. Hopefully, I've got a one (or two) up on them.

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Thanks!

:D

I'm waiting, and I feel like a restless animal!

I'm one of three people who are being interviews. Hopefully, I've got a one (or two) up on them.

I'm crossing my fingers for you, Mandy. :yesnod:

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BTW, as I recall it, what happened was Mr. ShamWow decided to procure a lady of the evening for his nightly pleasure (which is perfectly fine with me) and in the process of enjoying the lady's charms, he decided to kiss her. Well, you know the rule - you never kiss a hooker on the mouth and she bit down on his tongue and would not let go.

So while he hit her, he was hitting her to get her to let go of his tongue. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if someone was biting down on your tongue and not letting up. How else are you going to get the person to let go - it's not like you can tell them to.

Who kisses a hooker? Ewwwwww.....

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Waiting to hear back on a job interview.

I want this on realllllyyyy bad!

Really bad!

Sending positive energy your way! How could you NOT get it?! Yer the BEST!!!!!

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Thanks guys!

I'm waiting to hear back. It's only 5:20pm on Friday here, and they said I'd know by the end of the weekend, Monday morning at the latest.

I am a bit anxious to say the least...I need some entertaining. :rolleyes:

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